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The cultural feverdream that walks like a magazine. 2014-2017, 2025+ The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore us. dirgemagazine.com Discord: discord.gg/CNR6KVAQSs

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 26/09/2025
Viewers may think this sounds harsh but is there any way to block on here and then socially and politically displace and disenfranchise people who care about Big Brother?
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 26/09/2025
Everyone I hate also has low ratings and are very unpopular and not funny. Everything I don't like is failing and things I do like are doing very well, so I'm told.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 23/09/2025
It's so weird and telling that they assume someone has to be "funding" antifa. Because their fake ass ideology would instantly disappear without constant expensive propaganda, they cannot conceive of organic morality.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 23/09/2025
Spend your fucking campaign ad time speaking directly to your actual human constituents and telling them exactly how you plan to suppress this nightmare, disempower the lunatics, and sterilize their movement forever.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 23/09/2025
If a genie popped out of a lamp and I had only one wish, I would waste it on wishing that Democrats won't spend their upcoming campaign ads sucking Republican voter ass to try to win them over. They're brainwashed. It won't work.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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M-Doll 0809A 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @m-doll0809a.secondlife.bio · 21/09/2025
Do you seriously still think facts matter to right-wingers? Our difference with them is no longer merely ideological. It's ontological - they interpret words, even measurement units, entirely differently than any reasonable human being does.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 21/09/2025
Okay but when we rebuild civilization, I don't really want the "tRump" and "don't get distracted" guys either.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Eyes Wide Shut was a cautionary tale about renting a costume
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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I accidentally killed Delaan Winterhound in tonight's D&D session and I feel disgusting.
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a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door
Alt: a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door and crying
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 20/09/2025
In the last week, I've agreed with Rand Paul, MTG, Tucker Carlson, and Ted Cruz, at least on some specific issues. It truly is the end of days.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 19/09/2025
If you're cancelling your streaming services, maybe it's time to take up reading for pleasure again. Why not start here?
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Staff Stacks: What We're Reading in September 2025 | Dirge Magazine
We here at Dirge are, first and foremost, nerds. As such, most of us are big readers of every possible genre. If you're in need of some recommendations, look no further; we've got you covered.
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Chelsea M. Cameron (she/they) @chel-c-cam.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
For everyone cancelling streaming services, do you know about Tubi? It’s FREE (yes, there are ads), but their library of shows and movies is so massive you’d never be able to watch it all in 15 lifetimes. Old stuff, new stuff, it has SO MUCH.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 19/09/2025
I'm about to go outside and scream "TECH SUPPORT!" like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.
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Rishi Dastidar @betarish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
As threatened, wrote the poem off that headline.
What is that strange, slimy thing in a man’s heart?

The gimlet eyes of betrayal.
Thousands of oozing magic wands.
A cream cheese glacier, unstable.
Five forests and a stagnant pond.
Candy-floss Acropolises,
Steam pudding apocalypses.
A voice yelling, ‘What’s new? What’s new?’
Joni Mitchell’s, ‘A case of you’.
The wish to be a burgomaster.
To be touched much more than you think.
To have carved on me in squid ink
That sad, scared people die faster.
Words like ‘love’, sentimental mush
Disguised in a gloopy brink dust.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 17/09/2025
Spirit Halloween is not a parasite. Spirit Halloween is a mushroom.
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TrixxyIL @trixxyil.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
SHIT IT DOWN.
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This is the danger of anonymous "news aggregation" accounts like this, especially when they don't provide sources for their claims. This just straight up isn't true, but if you take the Alt National Park Service at their word, you'd never know it.
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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Our phones are not "bad for us" any more than the full moon is bad for us. We were definitely meant to stare at the full moon for hours and hours, night after night after night forever.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 14/09/2025
I think the only first step in actually dealing with this shit is coming to grips with the fact that they are never acting in good faith, cannot be reasoned with, cannot be shamed, and cannot be thwarted by their own rules (because they will simply change the rules when they don't like the outcome).
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Richard Newby @richardlnewby.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
www.thenation.com/article/poli... 👏🏾
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Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 13/09/2025
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The cultural fever dream that walks like a magazine.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It really is a grim ritual that we have so many acts of violence that evolve into another grim ritual of everyone waiting to see what team the maniac played for, and half the time that has already been decided by the grim ritual of everyone speculating before anyone has any clue about it
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 13/09/2025
We are never going to get official inquiry or answers about these guys. "We think he acted alone." Totally!
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 13/09/2025
"Well, we did it successfully with Luigi, but the oeft ended up embracing the slogan. We can't have that this time, so it needs to implicate but also be really stupid."
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 13/09/2025
Since it's likely a 4chan guy (again) I'm sure the apologies and retractions will come pouring in.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/09/2025
all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 12/09/2025
Very much of what is observably bad can be linked to the ability, without accountability or consequence, to broadcast any unfounded but politically expedient idea to a huge audience who are already bad at adjusting positions once taken (humans) and specifically a weaponized subset (conservatives).
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 11/09/2025
Racist Funko Pop Dead. A Nation In Mourning.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 11/09/2025
I bet you haven't read an article containing the words "untenable man-taffy" today.
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Here is a Roundup of Artisanal Sensory Slimes for Your Destroyed Nervous System | Dirge Magazine
Feel like you're being hunted for sport? Turn off the news and turn on your hands for this roundup of sensory slimes that look as good as they feel.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 11/09/2025
The Trump Troll Train was always going to go off the rails eventually.
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Chaiah @chaiah.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Fascism is far beyond a political disagreement
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Carl if you wanted us to believe in science maybe you shouldn’t have predicted the future LIKE A WITCH
Quote from Carl Sagan with photo of the author in a yellow jacket and mint turtleneck cause the man had style: "I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time -- when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back
into superstition and darkness...
The dumbing down of American is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the enormously influential media, the 30 second sound bites (now down to 10 seconds or less), lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations
on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignor
Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 08/09/2025
The clock is ticking on almost every small business you have ever bought from or seen. The ones who had enough cash to stock up on supplies will last the longest, but few will survive this.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 08/09/2025
The first domino is "American adults can't read beyond a 6th grade level" and the last domino is "consumption is back".
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 05/09/2025
It's weird to see other people live your dreams when you grew up in a time where your favorite hobby was reviled and a source of bullying. Feelings get complicated when you deal with something that's a net good for what you love, but is attached to personal hurts.
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It's Weird To See People Play D&D Professionally | Dirge Magazine
When you grow up hated for your hobbies, it's weird to wake up one day to find them celebrated and richly rewarded. Are they in good hands?
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 05/09/2025
Man Who Drove Monkey To Airport Alarmed By Outbreak
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 04/09/2025
I thought evil was supposed to be banal! This is cartoonish! I want to speak to the manager of evil!
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 04/09/2025
In Unitarian churches, congregants should stand and greet each with "Fuck ICE." "And also with you."
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 04/09/2025
Why does everyone in this administration look like a caricature of botched plastic surgery or a laquered scrotum? Are there no normal looking evil people?
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 04/09/2025
I think it probably doesn't help anything that children raised in Christian homes are prepared for brainwashing during their moat vulnerable age. They become very easy to manipulate as adults using the same tools and with enough cultural ubiquity, anyone with enough money can use those tools.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 04/09/2025
A virus that makes you more susceptible to propaganda that the virus isn't real sounds like something straight out of heavy handed science fiction horror. But it isn't.
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MJ 🪣 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Everyone is leaning into being a weird little freak and I love that 🤼
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 03/09/2025
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 04/09/2025
A mentally ill dad on Facebook: I voted for this!
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 03/09/2025
I know it seems gauche to have to say "These people are a huge liability to the continuation of our species and perhaps all life on Earth, and sooner or later we are going to have to do something about it or die.", but apparently it is something that needs to be said.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 03/09/2025
TBR pile looking a little thirsty? It's probably not, but let's further spoil you for choice with our staff reading recommendations for September!
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Staff Stacks: What We're Reading in September 2025 | Dirge Magazine
We here at Dirge are, first and foremost, nerds. As such, most of us are big readers of every possible genre. If you're in need of some recommendations, look no further; we've got you covered.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 03/09/2025
Whimsy is punk as fuck.
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