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Dirge Magazine

@dirgemagazine.com

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The cultural feverdream that walks like a magazine. 2014-2017, 2025+ The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore us. dirgemagazine.com Discord: discord.gg/CNR6KVAQSs

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 02/09/2025

I was forced to eat one slice of Totino's pepperoni pizza with a side salad and an 8 oz glass of water while she licked my ear and ran her gun up and down my thigh.

An elderly woman's face with the caption it was the most erotic moment of my life.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 01/09/2025

Robert Reich saying "Look at this graph" and the guy from Nickelback holding a graph.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 01/09/2025

The costume is intrinsic to my culture.

A man in a poor quality wizard costume holding a scepter.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 31/08/2025

A Twitch stream that's a reaction bit where you watch me read The Atlantic, and I'm like

An image of the painting Mask of Fear by Zdzisław Beksiński.
A surreal painting of a nude human figure crouched in a dark corner, holding a grotesque red mask with exaggerated features—wide eyes and a gaping mouth. The mask is being pulled away from the figure’s face, revealing a neutral, expressionless face beneath. The stark contrast between the mask and the real face evokes themes of hidden identity, emotional facade, and psychological tension. The background is minimal and shadowy, intensifying the eerie, introspective atmosphere.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 31/08/2025

Delicious. Yum yum yum. 😋

Brigitte Gabrielle tweeting asking if Joe Biden was still alive in 2024 and again scolding people for speculating that Donald Trump was dead in 2025.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 06/08/2025

This is a wonderful argument for wealth redistribution.

Text "just learned that the horse kidslookintouchable is called tyat because his parents are named kids classic style and lookin touchable" accompanying a photo of said untenably named horse. If you think being able to see would add context or make sense of any of this, it wouldn't.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 01/08/2025

That lasagna didn't eat itself.

A Garfield comic implicating Garfield in the murder if Jefferey Epstein paired with a news headline suggesting an "orange shape" was recorded ascending the stairs to his cell. Since you are blind, Garfield is also orange. That detail makes this joke work.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 26/07/2025

Honoring Chuck Mangione by doing something that feels so good.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 24/07/2025

A trolley non-issue.

An illustration of a trolley problem where one track represents "one habitable biosphere" and the other track represents "2,700 billionaires".

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 22/07/2025

Void where prohibited.

A black cat curled up in a cat tower platform.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 20/07/2025

I have never envied anything in my entire life like I envied Francis's implausibly huge bath tub from Pee Wee's Big Adventure when I was a kid.

A luxurious room-sized bathtub from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 18/07/2025

I actually still have that single issue of Nintendo Power! Thanks for giving me a reason to pull it out!

A vintage copy of Nintendo Power promoting Final Fantasy 2 - the US release of Final Fantasy 4.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 18/07/2025

In Final Fantasy 2 (in the US, 4 overall), the game did such a great job in length and scope that I honest-to-goodness thought the game had wrapped up at the Underworld sequence. It had a satisfying conclusion, felt right in terms of scope. Then BOOM. Major twist and you're barely half way through.

Screenshot of an underworld castle in Final Fantasy 4.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 16/07/2025

How is Tik Tok's backend not designed to make a normal person fucking crazy?

A screenshot of a tik tok email incoherently rambling about violations and account health andpoints and somehow a quiz is involved?

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 21/06/2025

Amy Sedaris's Princess Carolyn rhyming gags were one of my favorite bits from Bojack Horseman.

A screenshot of a Discord screen where user Professor Sandwich is responding to a picture of a labeled "Norwegian board" with the words, "A Norwegian gourd board for a Nord-stored sword hoard? I'm floored!" followed by an image of Princess Carolyn, the pink cat from Bojack Horseman known for her elaborate rhyming dialogue gags

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 10/06/2025

A painting depicting a man standing up in a church pew as though to testify to some deep personal truth.

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 23/05/2025

h/t @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social

A facetious Oblivion loading screen showing a Waffle House and the caption "Looking for a fight? Head to the Arena! Plenty of others are looking for one as well!"

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