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The cultural feverdream that walks like a magazine. 2014-2017, 2025+ The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore us. dirgemagazine.com Discord: discord.gg/CNR6KVAQSs

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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 06/10/2025
Don't quit your daygrift.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 26/09/2025
Viewers may think this sounds harsh but is there any way to block on here and then socially and politically displace and disenfranchise people who care about Big Brother?
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 26/09/2025
We have to start using the same gaslighting. "Show me anywhere in history that capitalism has actually worked." "Capitalism looks good on paper but never works out in practice." "Billions have died under capitalist policies, actually."
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 26/09/2025
A never-before-seen application of the law that is apparently contrary to both the letter and spirit of the law being applied!
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 26/09/2025
Everyone I hate also has low ratings and are very unpopular and not funny. Everything I don't like is failing and things I do like are doing very well, so I'm told.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 26/09/2025
Which is to say he'll probably still be rewarded, but it will be for being a good fascist and despite being an objectively bad CEO.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 26/09/2025
If you misread a financial decision so badly that it becomes a national (if not global) spectacle that *also* is extremely bad if you're playing capitalism and not white nationalist fascism.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 23/09/2025
People don't really retain data that form patterns anymore, as a byproduct of constant overstimulation and overwhelm. They mostly uncritically react to whatever is in front of them like jangling keys in front of a toddler. Then lash out at any challenge to this superficial perception. 😕
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 23/09/2025
It's so weird and telling that they assume someone has to be "funding" antifa. Because their fake ass ideology would instantly disappear without constant expensive propaganda, they cannot conceive of organic morality.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 23/09/2025
Spend your fucking campaign ad time speaking directly to your actual human constituents and telling them exactly how you plan to suppress this nightmare, disempower the lunatics, and sterilize their movement forever.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 23/09/2025
You can't spend $100,000 on a 19 second ad in rural Iowa to convince people that abortion is cool, actually, when they have been raised from birth to believe that you are an angel of Satan sent by George Soros to eat their children and fuck their God.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 23/09/2025
Billionaires have spent trillions of dollars on systematic infrastructure over decades to completely cognitively ruin like 20% of the population. Those are not people you should be targeting.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 23/09/2025
If a genie popped out of a lamp and I had only one wish, I would waste it on wishing that Democrats won't spend their upcoming campaign ads sucking Republican voter ass to try to win them over. They're brainwashed. It won't work.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
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M-Doll 0809A 🍉🏳️‍🌈 @m-doll0809a.secondlife.bio · 21/09/2025
Do you seriously still think facts matter to right-wingers? Our difference with them is no longer merely ideological. It's ontological - they interpret words, even measurement units, entirely differently than any reasonable human being does.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 21/09/2025
I mean it's all carefully crafted, like framing it as "anti-ICE lunatics" implies that a mentally ill fringe minority are the only people who oppose ICE when most people who aren't foreign social media bots manufacturing consent as an op, or actually mentally ill and real dads, oppose ICE.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 21/09/2025
Okay but when we rebuild civilization, I don't really want the "tRump" and "don't get distracted" guys either.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Eyes Wide Shut was a cautionary tale about renting a costume
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Jinx Strange @jinxstrange.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I accidentally killed Delaan Winterhound in tonight's D&D session and I feel disgusting.
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a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door
Alt: a man is taking a shower behind a glass shower door and crying
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 20/09/2025
Some of their biggest extremists are now in a position to have to come around and be like "We can agree on the bare minimum that pedophilia and full blown Nazism are bad".
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 20/09/2025
Dogs and cats, living together!
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 20/09/2025
In the last week, I've agreed with Rand Paul, MTG, Tucker Carlson, and Ted Cruz, at least on some specific issues. It truly is the end of days.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 19/09/2025
If you're cancelling your streaming services, maybe it's time to take up reading for pleasure again. Why not start here?
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Staff Stacks: What We're Reading in September 2025 | Dirge Magazine
We here at Dirge are, first and foremost, nerds. As such, most of us are big readers of every possible genre. If you're in need of some recommendations, look no further; we've got you covered.
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Chelsea M. Cameron (she/they) @chel-c-cam.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
For everyone cancelling streaming services, do you know about Tubi? It’s FREE (yes, there are ads), but their library of shows and movies is so massive you’d never be able to watch it all in 15 lifetimes. Old stuff, new stuff, it has SO MUCH.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 19/09/2025
I'm about to go outside and scream "TECH SUPPORT!" like Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky.
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Rishi Dastidar @betarish.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
As threatened, wrote the poem off that headline.
What is that strange, slimy thing in a man’s heart?

The gimlet eyes of betrayal.
Thousands of oozing magic wands.
A cream cheese glacier, unstable.
Five forests and a stagnant pond.
Candy-floss Acropolises,
Steam pudding apocalypses.
A voice yelling, ‘What’s new? What’s new?’
Joni Mitchell’s, ‘A case of you’.
The wish to be a burgomaster.
To be touched much more than you think.
To have carved on me in squid ink
That sad, scared people die faster.
Words like ‘love’, sentimental mush
Disguised in a gloopy brink dust.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 17/09/2025
Spirit Halloween is not a parasite. Spirit Halloween is a mushroom.
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TrixxyIL @trixxyil.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
SHIT IT DOWN.
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
This is the danger of anonymous "news aggregation" accounts like this, especially when they don't provide sources for their claims. This just straight up isn't true, but if you take the Alt National Park Service at their word, you'd never know it.
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Tyver Foucault @thedoorthedoor.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Our phones are not "bad for us" any more than the full moon is bad for us. We were definitely meant to stare at the full moon for hours and hours, night after night after night forever.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 16/09/2025
Numbers. 🙁
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 16/09/2025
Hell yeah! I also "get" to miss job opportunties (LOTS of, maybe MOST of those!), I "get" to have my shopping choices relegated to Wal Mart, and I "get" to interact with most essential life events on 3 hours of sleep! I am embarassed from privilege!
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 16/09/2025
It also rules that everyone else on earth gets up at 6 AM, expects you to do the same, and takes it extremely personally that you don't. And if you miss any kind of work, school, or family function because of it, everyone assumes you hate them and ice you out because of it.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 14/09/2025
Well I think if you're going to seek asylum, your first bet is to go where US money and influence aren't doing the exact same social, economic, and governmental erosion, taking UK and Australia both off the table.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 14/09/2025
I think the only first step in actually dealing with this shit is coming to grips with the fact that they are never acting in good faith, cannot be reasoned with, cannot be shamed, and cannot be thwarted by their own rules (because they will simply change the rules when they don't like the outcome).
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 14/09/2025
It sounds like they're doing everything they can to avoid liability, which is not exactly the sort of brave person you need at the forefront as the voice of the people. That's the behavior of a cowardly t-shirt selling opportunist who doesn't want to take the barest risk of hassle.
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Richard Newby @richardlnewby.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
www.thenation.com/article/poli... 👏🏾
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Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 13/09/2025
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It really is a grim ritual that we have so many acts of violence that evolve into another grim ritual of everyone waiting to see what team the maniac played for, and half the time that has already been decided by the grim ritual of everyone speculating before anyone has any clue about it
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 13/09/2025
We are never going to get official inquiry or answers about these guys. "We think he acted alone." Totally!
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 13/09/2025
"Well, we did it successfully with Luigi, but the oeft ended up embracing the slogan. We can't have that this time, so it needs to implicate but also be really stupid."
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 13/09/2025
Since it's likely a 4chan guy (again) I'm sure the apologies and retractions will come pouring in.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/09/2025
all far right posters be like “civil war postponed, will reconvene if a new possible reichstag moment presents itself”
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 12/09/2025
Know The Signs: Decoding Ten Hentai Gooning Habits Common Among Family Annihilators
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 12/09/2025
Is your teen engaging in violent online extremism? The answer may lie in a cartoon frog's gaping anus.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 12/09/2025
Very much of what is observably bad can be linked to the ability, without accountability or consequence, to broadcast any unfounded but politically expedient idea to a huge audience who are already bad at adjusting positions once taken (humans) and specifically a weaponized subset (conservatives).
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 11/09/2025
Racist Funko Pop Dead. A Nation In Mourning.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 11/09/2025
I bet you haven't read an article containing the words "untenable man-taffy" today.
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Here is a Roundup of Artisanal Sensory Slimes for Your Destroyed Nervous System | Dirge Magazine
Feel like you're being hunted for sport? Turn off the news and turn on your hands for this roundup of sensory slimes that look as good as they feel.
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Dirge Magazine @dirgemagazine.com · 11/09/2025
The Trump Troll Train was always going to go off the rails eventually.
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