Reposted by Dingus FingusEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122102102635
Reposted by Dingus Finguscatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner 391126158
Reposted by Dingus Fingusironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Average Dem voter: We want wholesale prosecution of those responsible for the rampant corruption, fascism, and intentional destruction of the administrative state! Average Centrist Dem politician: accountability is mean 36114
Reposted by Dingus FingusCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"What beautiful creatures we have found in the bog! What lovely songs they sing." A painting I did for the folk horror TTRPG "The Woods at Blight's Hollow" I co-created with Oli Jeffery, now available for pre-order 🧜♀️ 272792691
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They're astroturfing some apocalyptic bullshit to get media attention off their data centers before the elections 000
Reposted by Dingus Fingusgwen pepperoni 🏳️⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 13/09/2026people act like they've never heard of the Midwest 4680105
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The 3DS version of Ocarina of Time looks better than the remake. 000
Reposted by Dingus FingusFredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Soup of the day: Poison 139115
Reposted by Dingus FingusBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026RIP Harald V, he taught me it was OK to be king of Norway 23104986
Reposted by Dingus Fingus𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev · 27/08/2026where do u get the plastic skeletons w the skin still on 2152
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm going to Sault Ste. Marie and spreading the gospel about how much copper is in those data centers. Not all heroes have teeth. 000
Reposted by Dingus FingusMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them 581280247
Reposted by Dingus FingusPyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 24/08/2026You missed the funniest part of the tweet 4654691386
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Doomguy fucked Sandy Petersen's wife back in '95 and he hasn't been the same since 000
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If you're the best in the world at something you should get to wear a really weird hat about it 120
Reposted by Dingus FingusMicah @rincewind.run · 19/08/2026okay it is deeply funny that the clip they chose to post here is basically a guy spending two entire minutes articulating all the ways that capitalism is fucking us over and then spending ten seconds at the end going “but socialism won’t fix it” with no further elaboration 19809112
Reposted by Dingus Fingussarah-rah-rasputin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 15/08/2026did you know? （ ͜.人 ͜.） 1275
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026They should make a millenial clothing store called Forever 38 and put them in dying malls so they die faster. We can then use the whole structure as a giant goblin lair. 010
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If you don't believe in goblins then you go to hell apparently m.youtube.com/watch?v=myFK...m.youtube.comAre Goblins Real?YouTube video by Prose Kills 100
Reposted by Dingus Finguslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Th data center of Alexandria is said to have had more ram than the sun 2325
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Gf was showing me some Instagram reels and a fucking ad started playing. In the middle of a short form video. Some private equity executive needs to be burned at the stake for that. 000
Reposted by Dingus FingusThe Average Day Joey @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the 2026 buisness owner 282677439
Reposted by Dingus FingusLlen Coram | Synthmorph Vtuber @llencoram.vtubers.social · 30/07/2026LinkedIn figured it out first? *LinkedIn*?! Wow, that's embarrassing for every other social media website. 3499
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Hating on corn dogs is classist. That is the working man's beef wellington you're talking about. 010
Reposted by Dingus FingusAshley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Perfect illustration of the AI deskilling project trap. If you want to pretend these things are a tool (they're not) then you're completely beholden to having your tools changed or taken away by a black box system that changes on a whim. You're now completely reliant on the thing they took away. 171943581
Reposted by Dingus FingusRav @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot. 47959501207
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026If you have explosive diarrhea it's because you aren't boofing enough cornstarch 000
Reposted by Dingus Fingus 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Listen, I know you love Jimothy, but he is still a wild animal so don't approach. 410726
Reposted by Dingus FingusTristan is painting slowly @tristanwelsh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Finished my Sculpey Jimothy project 😊 #nerdlings #minipainting #miniaturepainting #Jimothy #sculpey 10508122
Reposted by Dingus FingusAndrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/07/2026Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!” 6148611821
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Wordle Hint: The sound it makes when you unpiss 010
Reposted by Dingus FingusSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Diarrhea was one of those words that I could never remember how to spell…but now, thanks to the all-diarrhea all-the-time news cycle, I’ve finally got it committed to memory. There’s an upside to everything I guess, even an outbreak of explosive diarrhea. 611392118
Reposted by Dingus Fingusjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Shaming and stigmatization is goated when enforcing basic social norms is the vibe. These glasses are by and for pervertsfuturism.comThe Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in PublicMeta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home. 101534298
Reposted by Dingus FingusLumpyTouch @lumpytouch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I made a Garfield breeding simulator. 771523379
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026We used to be able to print Bionicle lore off of a webbed site. We used to be a proper country. 031
Reposted by Dingus Fingusalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026theyre hiding mitch mcconnell in one of those christian homes for wayward teens because he is pregnant out of wedlock 1023344
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I heard people celebrate straight pride by purchasing a nondescript beige object from Crate&Barrel 000
Reposted by Dingus Finguslittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My object permanence tutor says nothing ever really disappears except ice and whatever creatures are thrust into a magicians hat 1394
Reposted by Dingus FingusMochyn 🏴🏳️🌈 @mochyn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I see that we're now at the "using big words in your book is ableism" point in the degradation of media literacy. You have in your hand a device that can pull up the definition of any word, dictionaries exist. If you don't know a word, look it up. What the hell has happened to curiosity?? 2263320505
Reposted by Dingus FingusZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool 190042482
Dingus Fingus @dingusfingus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026St. Mary's hospital in Livonia changed their name to lure in more unsuspecting victims. Came in with minor burns to my fingers. Let's hope I get to keep my arm. 100
Reposted by Dingus Fingusrigatoni bolognese @spamps.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Me and the homies been giggling about the POOPLUNCH eyelashes but we were thrilled today to learn that Pooplunch stands in solidarity with the Black community 🖤 030549
