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Dianne Bancroft

@diannebancroft.bsky.social
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Self employed, married mum living in North Wales. Londoner at heart

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 4h
Full marks to Bobby J for not bothering to mention that this was entirely due to being given £45 million from the Labour government and told to do it. Even a Reform council couldn't fuck that up.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 15h
A man builds an IED. He sets it off in a busy public street. Shrapnel flies about hitting cars, homes and a child's bedroom. It's a miracle nobody is injured. And Reform MP Sarah Pochin calls his imprisonment "disproportionate" and "two tier justice."
It does raise this point of two-tiered
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Reform's Sarah Pochin believes the
sentence handed to the 64-year-old who
blew up a ULEZ camera was
disproportionate'.
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Professor Christopher Painter @prfchrispainter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We need to move on from the toxic politics of 'welfare', with its pejorative connotations of dependence (used to be known as social security!), to the politics of 'well-being', whereby everyone has a meaningful stake - and related opportunities - in the society to which they belong.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"It is hard enough to be a carer for your own loved ones. The tenderness I dispensed to my mother, came from a battery she had charged with five decades of love. Being able to muster the energy and patience it takes to care for a complete stranger... Well, it's magical. It's a sort of superpower."
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I Am Incorrigible @imincorrigible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Simon Clarke MP was born on 28 September 1984. That's all you need to know. #r4today
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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Torsten Bell @torstenbell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Conservative Party debated for a couple of hours and decided that no, they are not a serious party. Inevitably.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Tap, tap, tap at the window. Bloody AI Greta Garbo, trying to sell me ball bearings.”
Pete and Dud.
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 29/09/2026
The rush to speculate that asylum seekers are responsible for every crime in the news is a sort of opportunistic informational terrorism. Until it’s disproved it stokes fear and hatred. When it is disproved there are no adverse consequences and they know that they only have to be lucky once.
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Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo on the left - refusing to climb in the car to go for her walk. Photo on the right- refusing to climb back into the car post walk!!! The line is crossed. No more beach walks now. No car!!! Little minx!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Idea for travel show. "Nigel Speculates" Nigel Farage travels around the country offering alternative explanations for historical events - eg The Battle of Hastings was about Muslims, Bosworth Field was about Muslims, The Wars of the Roses was about Muslims....
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Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How do you cope with that face 💕🐕💕🐕
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@bobhudson.bsky.social @bobhudson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Johnson’s lack of shame and absence of integrity have done incalculable damage to our political life.
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Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When a whole day running catches up.
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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 26/09/2026
Well that is it. First the delusions of Liz Truss. Now this. We are not a serious nation. This is why Tommo the Temu-Fascist is able to convince people that going out on a rib to harass lifesaving volunteers. Rags like the Daily Heil should be called to answer for this.
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Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Colours in that
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 26/09/2026
🚨Broadcasters are required to present news impartially, without political bias. Add your name to demand that Ofcom takes immediate action. ⬇️ bestforbritain.org/petition/farage-…
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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Why have we reached a stage where people call in to @natashadevon.bsky.social and say they want people to drown? Well headlines like this don’t help. Let’s forget that numbers are way down on years previous and just keep stoking fear and division. This is why the RNLI is under attack.
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just painfully stupid.
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Bremain in Spain @bremaininspain.com · 24/09/2026
A senator in Vermont has noticed who is buying Reform. Why have so few British front pages?
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's Rupert Lowe MP's payments from X Corp over the past year. This man is making serious cash from Musk's platform. Payments surged over the summer, during UK 'unrest', and when Musk was frantically re-sharing Lowe's posts... Bleak, lucrative work if you can get it.
Line chart plotting 21 payments from X Corp to Rupert Lowe MP, as declared in the Register of Members' Financial Interests. The x-axis runs from 3 September 2025 to 16 September 2026; the y-axis shows the value of each fortnightly payment in pounds, from zero to £12,000.

Payments run between roughly £1,100 and £2,200 through late 2025, rise gradually through spring 2026 to around £3,000–£3,800, then jump sharply to £11,724.97 on 10 June 2026 and £10,265.50 in July. From there they fall in five consecutive steps — £4,412.76, £3,126.35, £2,885.36, £2,542.04 — to £2,413.89 on 16 September 2026, a fall of 79% from the June peak.

Two things worth carrying with the graphic whichever version you use.

The July point is marked with an asterisk because the register gives its received date as 7 August 2026 while recording it as registered on 15 July. Plotted it at the likelier 7 July.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Typical Tories: can’t fix the economic situation or boost public services so we’ll just punish poor people.
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Tories would prevent long-term jobless spending benefits on alcohol and cigarettes
The proposals would also see benefits cut for people who are able to work but have failed to hold down a job.
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Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t as a rule let her in the sea atm because of her dodgy eye but this morning she chose to roll in something particularly unpleasant and now we can’t get her out! Terrible twos!!!
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No dear BBC - that was NOT what people were complaining about and you know it
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BBC report fails to mention "Tommo" slashing a dinghy (!) Not beating the Reform Party propaganda allegations www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Migrants taken to Dover after more than 30 hours at sea
Protesters gathered in Gosport after initial reports the small boat would be brought further west.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Superb
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Neil Goodrich @ngoodrichhsg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is more or less the correct response. These idiots have moron-holed themselves into stupidity. Fuck them. Fuck their petty little lives. I'm not interested in hearing both sides when the other is made of those who only see grievance and hate.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Video of the fascist Danny Tommo slashing a Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) boat rescuing migrants at sea www.instagram.com/reel/DdmJaD4...
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Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don’t be fooled by the cute face, we are having the terrible twos!
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The London sky is putting on quite a show this morning.
A photograph of a fragmenting "mackerel sky" coloured by the just-risen sun in London.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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Essi Lindstedt @essi-lindstedt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There once was a prick that set to sea And his boat was a sieve and as useful as he He had no clue and so into the blue Down went his craft of spite Soon may the RNLI come And of course they would Cos saving lives is good Soon may the RNLI come Or they would if the prick hadn’t shut them down
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Lewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The captain’s name was Danny/ His bad luck was uncanny/ His boys got drunk/ His boat got sunk/ He was a total fanny.
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Jansen Mann @hellojansen.com · 20/09/2026
OMG...😬
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When Trump leaves office, there will be no great reckoning. Because both politicians and media have colluded in the sanewashing, there'll be a conspiracy of silence. This period will just be something that people don't really want to talk about.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finding "I made Camden my home 20 years ago" very funny, even as I don't really care, given he very famously lives in Hackney? Even the boat wasn't up here.
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Astronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl...
The imposing Callanish Stones stand talk with their shadows spanning out across the glass.  It's a super clear sky, but looks cold. Above the central stone is a strange figure-of-8 shape of dots.  This is the location of the Sun, at noon, on various different days across the year.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, I'm pretty sure everyone can see what's happening. Rich, privately, educated entitled tossers who could not be more part of The Establishment do not think they ought to have to play by the rules.
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JWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It turns out Sagal went to the same primary school as me and the same secondary school as my sister. She’s a proper local! I really hope she wins. I want Camden to send the strongest possible message to the racist right.
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Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very nearly have two orange eyes again
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Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My mum was right. Football is shit
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paulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
'Sir Jim Ratcliffe told the BBC failing to invest further in North Sea oil and gas amounted to "insanity".' In other news... 'Ineos operates the Forties pipeline which transports 30% of the UK's North Sea oil.' He's only worth £15bn. No wonder he hates this country. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That wouldn't happen to be tax paid on profits made, in no small part, from the delusions and often outright misery of thousands upon thousands of his fellow countrymen, would it?
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UK’s top taxpayer says he would ‘not wish to be reborn’ in Britain
Betfred founder Fred Done threatens 500 shop closures over tax rises that have left him fearful for the UK’s prospects
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 19/09/2026
Funny coz I've lost confidence in the billionaires www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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Dean Craddock @dean5150.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Indeed.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Funny how nobody ever talks about the “legitimate concerns” people have about the extreme concentration of wealth among a small number of billionaires.
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Phil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Magnificent.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The RNLI rescued Luftwaffe pilots in WW2 because the organisation is there to 'save life at sea' - it's something to be immensely proud of. But as I've said many times before Farage and Co don't seem to have pride in Britain and its institutions beyond flags and crap Enoch Powell said 60 years ago.
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Holger Hestermeyer @hhesterm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How is this news? billionaire oil person says uk needs to drill more and tax less, though, of course, he‘s actually in Monaco. And he would do more in the uk if the state subsidised him more. Dear BBC, that‘s like me saying the uk‘s problem is underpaid law profs. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Billionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UK
Ineos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea.
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