Reposted by Dianne BancroftParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 4hFull marks to Bobby J for not bothering to mention that this was entirely due to being given £45 million from the Labour government and told to do it. Even a Reform council couldn't fuck that up. 31700230
Reposted by Dianne BancroftOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 15hA man builds an IED. He sets it off in a busy public street. Shrapnel flies about hitting cars, homes and a child's bedroom. It's a miracle nobody is injured. And Reform MP Sarah Pochin calls his imprisonment "disproportionate" and "two tier justice." 2482169808
Reposted by Dianne BancroftProfessor Christopher Painter @prfchrispainter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We need to move on from the toxic politics of 'welfare', with its pejorative connotations of dependence (used to be known as social security!), to the politics of 'well-being', whereby everyone has a meaningful stake - and related opportunities - in the society to which they belong. 086
Reposted by Dianne BancroftAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"It is hard enough to be a carer for your own loved ones. The tenderness I dispensed to my mother, came from a battery she had charged with five decades of love. Being able to muster the energy and patience it takes to care for a complete stranger... Well, it's magical. It's a sort of superpower." 1533967
Reposted by Dianne BancroftI Am Incorrigible @imincorrigible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Simon Clarke MP was born on 28 September 1984. That's all you need to know. #r4today 1251418353
Reposted by Dianne BancroftParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs" 1132459774
Reposted by Dianne BancroftTorsten Bell @torstenbell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Conservative Party debated for a couple of hours and decided that no, they are not a serious party. Inevitably. 1319041
Reposted by Dianne BancroftNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Tap, tap, tap at the window. Bloody AI Greta Garbo, trying to sell me ball bearings.” 15397105
Reposted by Dianne BancroftSean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 29/09/2026The rush to speculate that asylum seekers are responsible for every crime in the news is a sort of opportunistic informational terrorism. Until it’s disproved it stokes fear and hatred. When it is disproved there are no adverse consequences and they know that they only have to be lucky once. 581626527
Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Photo on the left - refusing to climb in the car to go for her walk. Photo on the right- refusing to climb back into the car post walk!!! The line is crossed. No more beach walks now. No car!!! Little minx! 010
Reposted by Dianne BancroftParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter. 201505353
Reposted by Dianne BancroftPeter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Idea for travel show. "Nigel Speculates" Nigel Farage travels around the country offering alternative explanations for historical events - eg The Battle of Hastings was about Muslims, Bosworth Field was about Muslims, The Wars of the Roses was about Muslims.... 722061
Reposted by Dianne Bancroft@bobhudson.bsky.social @bobhudson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Johnson’s lack of shame and absence of integrity have done incalculable damage to our political life. 0184
Reposted by Dianne BancroftAsh Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 26/09/2026Well that is it. First the delusions of Liz Truss. Now this. We are not a serious nation. This is why Tommo the Temu-Fascist is able to convince people that going out on a rib to harass lifesaving volunteers. Rags like the Daily Heil should be called to answer for this. 67521
Reposted by Dianne BancroftBest for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 26/09/2026🚨Broadcasters are required to present news impartially, without political bias. Add your name to demand that Ofcom takes immediate action. ⬇️ bestforbritain.org/petition/farage-… 38705385
Reposted by Dianne BancroftAsh Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 25/09/2026Why have we reached a stage where people call in to @natashadevon.bsky.social and say they want people to drown? Well headlines like this don’t help. Let’s forget that numbers are way down on years previous and just keep stoking fear and division. This is why the RNLI is under attack. 61596146
Reposted by Dianne BancroftPhil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just painfully stupid. 4161
Reposted by Dianne BancroftBremain in Spain @bremaininspain.com · 24/09/2026A senator in Vermont has noticed who is buying Reform. Why have so few British front pages? 30839337
Reposted by Dianne BancroftJosiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here's Rupert Lowe MP's payments from X Corp over the past year. This man is making serious cash from Musk's platform. Payments surged over the summer, during UK 'unrest', and when Musk was frantically re-sharing Lowe's posts... Bleak, lucrative work if you can get it. 8280124
Reposted by Dianne BancroftMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Typical Tories: can’t fix the economic situation or boost public services so we’ll just punish poor people.bbc.co.ukTories would prevent long-term jobless spending benefits on alcohol and cigarettesThe proposals would also see benefits cut for people who are able to work but have failed to hold down a job. 7643097
Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Don’t as a rule let her in the sea atm because of her dodgy eye but this morning she chose to roll in something particularly unpleasant and now we can’t get her out! Terrible twos!!! 130
Reposted by Dianne BancroftCaptain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No dear BBC - that was NOT what people were complaining about and you know it 0174
Reposted by Dianne BancroftSteve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026BBC report fails to mention "Tommo" slashing a dinghy (!) Not beating the Reform Party propaganda allegations www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukMigrants taken to Dover after more than 30 hours at seaProtesters gathered in Gosport after initial reports the small boat would be brought further west. 711156418
Reposted by Dianne BancroftNeil Goodrich @ngoodrichhsg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is more or less the correct response. These idiots have moron-holed themselves into stupidity. Fuck them. Fuck their petty little lives. I'm not interested in hearing both sides when the other is made of those who only see grievance and hate. 48116
Reposted by Dianne Bancroftelia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Video of the fascist Danny Tommo slashing a Royal National Lifeboat Institution (RNLI) boat rescuing migrants at sea www.instagram.com/reel/DdmJaD4... 12561301
Dianne Bancroft @diannebancroft.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Don’t be fooled by the cute face, we are having the terrible twos! 030
Reposted by Dianne BancroftPhilippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The London sky is putting on quite a show this morning. 826519
Reposted by Dianne BancroftEssi Lindstedt @essi-lindstedt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There once was a prick that set to sea And his boat was a sieve and as useful as he He had no clue and so into the blue Down went his craft of spite Soon may the RNLI come And of course they would Cos saving lives is good Soon may the RNLI come Or they would if the prick hadn’t shut them down 1153
Reposted by Dianne BancroftLewis Baston @lewisbaston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The captain’s name was Danny/ His bad luck was uncanny/ His boys got drunk/ His boat got sunk/ He was a total fanny. 47911
Reposted by Dianne BancroftPhil Harrison @mrpmharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When Trump leaves office, there will be no great reckoning. Because both politicians and media have colluded in the sanewashing, there'll be a conspiracy of silence. This period will just be something that people don't really want to talk about. 2183
Reposted by Dianne BancroftTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Finding "I made Camden my home 20 years ago" very funny, even as I don't really care, given he very famously lives in Hackney? Even the boat wasn't up here. 13582
Reposted by Dianne BancroftAstronomer Royal for Scotland | Catherine Heymans @astroroyalscot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026NASA picture of the day today is a real 🏴beauty! This is a composite image of the ~5000yo Callanish Stones on the Isle of Lewis. The amazing Giuseppe Petricca has only gone and photographed the Sun at noon there, every few days, for a whole year. #Dedication 🔭🧪👌 ℹ️: science.nasa.gov/image-articl... 6744241397
Reposted by Dianne BancroftParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Yes, I'm pretty sure everyone can see what's happening. Rich, privately, educated entitled tossers who could not be more part of The Establishment do not think they ought to have to play by the rules. 901612447
Reposted by Dianne BancroftJWexTheSpa @jwsidders.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It turns out Sagal went to the same primary school as me and the same secondary school as my sister. She’s a proper local! I really hope she wins. I want Camden to send the strongest possible message to the racist right. 2436
Reposted by Dianne Bancroftpaulusthewoodgnome @paulusthewoodgnome.bsky.social · 19/09/2026'Sir Jim Ratcliffe told the BBC failing to invest further in North Sea oil and gas amounted to "insanity".' In other news... 'Ineos operates the Forties pipeline which transports 30% of the UK's North Sea oil.' He's only worth £15bn. No wonder he hates this country. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 1110240
Reposted by Dianne BancroftTim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That wouldn't happen to be tax paid on profits made, in no small part, from the delusions and often outright misery of thousands upon thousands of his fellow countrymen, would it?ft.comUK’s top taxpayer says he would ‘not wish to be reborn’ in BritainBetfred founder Fred Done threatens 500 shop closures over tax rises that have left him fearful for the UK’s prospects 93610149
Reposted by Dianne BancroftKatie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 19/09/2026Funny coz I've lost confidence in the billionaires www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 2539858
Reposted by Dianne BancroftWill Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Funny how nobody ever talks about the “legitimate concerns” people have about the extreme concentration of wealth among a small number of billionaires. 9434107
Reposted by Dianne BancroftOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The RNLI rescued Luftwaffe pilots in WW2 because the organisation is there to 'save life at sea' - it's something to be immensely proud of. But as I've said many times before Farage and Co don't seem to have pride in Britain and its institutions beyond flags and crap Enoch Powell said 60 years ago. 681758598
Reposted by Dianne BancroftHolger Hestermeyer @hhesterm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How is this news? billionaire oil person says uk needs to drill more and tax less, though, of course, he‘s actually in Monaco. And he would do more in the uk if the state subsidised him more. Dear BBC, that‘s like me saying the uk‘s problem is underpaid law profs. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 64892241