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diagonalfish (spooky)

@diagonal.fish
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Software guy, dad, internet poisoned millennial. Discworld, college football, miscellaneous technology nonsense. Go Jackets

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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 15h
Controversial opinion perhaps but Bijan is pretty damn good at this running back gig IMO
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16h
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/10/2026
A decent enough cross section, I guess. I live my truth unashamed
"MY 9 albums" poster, showing Furious Angels by Rob Dougan, Abbey Road by the BEatles, the Lord of the Rings The Two Towers OST, OK GO's self titled album, Blue Train by John Coltrane, Feels so Good by Chuck Mangione, The Empire Strikes Back OST by John Williams, the Essential Maynard Ferguson, and The Grand Illusion by Styx
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#CJK5H
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 03/10/2026
Yep, that's out
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ESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 02/10/2026
A ‘Juice eye view’ of our home planet 🌍 On 28 September, our Juice mission completed a gravity assist flyby of Earth. As Juice flew just 8640 km above the Indian Ocean, it snapped a series of images with its onboard monitoring cameras, giving us these unique views 👇 youtu.be/zmW8hgV39IU 🔭 🧪
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Juice's Earth flyby in stunning images | September 2026
YouTube video by European Space Agency, ESA
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 02/10/2026
North Texas vs Tulsa had over 900 yards of offense and it came down to a foot on the final play In overtime. The victorious coach leads off the postgame interview by saying they won despite the terrible coaching job he did. What a sport.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 27/09/2026
Watching GT's previous OC and the guy who was the presumptive starting QB this year destroy #4 Ole Miss
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Yakuza: Kazuma Kiryu Pissed Off
Alt: Yakuza: Kazuma Kiryu Pissed Off
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LLMs aren't made of neurology except in the most handwavey sense. They're made of narrative. That's why I started calling them text elementals: they're not human, they're most-likely-text generators we bent into living stories in a prose format centering the characters User and Assistant
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Josh Dubow @joshdubowap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Falcons are 1st team since 2008 Rams to have no red zone plays in 1st 2 games of a season
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 20/09/2026
oh yeah the Falcons are BAD bad
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, since you asked: We got another football breakdown, this time a touchdown from Boston College against Rutgers! Bill O’Brien is an offensive mastermind, but I tried to break the play down to make it easy!
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HISTORY: diesel has crossed $6/gal nationally for the first time ever, according to live GasBuddy data. every truck, every delivery, every package, every grocery run just got more expensive. the cost of moving everything in america just hit a record. Statement⬇️ (9/10/26, 3p CT)
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Sean Murray @nomansbsky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No Man's Sky Cosmos 📋Own A Space Station 🤝Alliances 🛰️Orbital Bases 📡Space Hulks 🚀Anniversary Expedition 🗺️Star Map 💎Deep-Space Looting 🪨Asteroid Belts 🦠Infested Outposts ☀️The Sun 🧙‍♀️Dev Commentary 🧲Tractor Beam ❄️Ice Fields 🪐Outposts ⛰️Improved Terrain 🔫Shipbreaking
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Best thing I saw at DragonCon by far. Silent Hill Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Head. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m actually going to root for Ohio State this year. that’s how mad I am
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 06/09/2026
Insane corruption or unbelievable amounts of incompetence, either should be totally unacceptable in this situation
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Already found the football season ad I’m going to fantasize about killing and it’s the Gemini ad
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/09/2026
Welp, that's about what I expected if I'm being honest
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/09/2026
I sure love how every team against GT becomes superhuman when it's time for the 2 minute drill
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/09/2026
Roche is a very large man, frankly I would let him catch the ball if I saw him coming at me
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/09/2026
This game is bad but also it's not fun to watch
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/09/2026
Not feeling particularly great about what I've seen from GT since the first 2/3 of their first drive
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we really need a way to talk about entities that are narrative-shaped (text elementals, jpeg-artifacted reasoning-capable shards of the akashic library, whatever) that acknowledges how weird they are without papering that over with the implication that they're just little guys inside the computer
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 03/09/2026
I wasn’t sure how the Noel isekai arc could be topped but somehow he managed it. Just incredible webcomicking going on here
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
timeout tcu so you know what that means
belichick standing with hands across his chest. score chryon shows unc up 15-10 over tcu.  there’s a “pausa de hidratación” on top of screen
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 29/08/2026
"UNC enters half leading for 3rd time under Belichick" is quite a chryon
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 29/08/2026
Oh hell yeah, this is that good college football shit
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 29/08/2026
When the first "feeling the cheeziest" of the season hits
raised church hands
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
(every college football game between now and November) ... and that's the end of the first quarter, Tech 13, State 10! (OMINOUS VOICE) Trans communist illegal immigrants in YOUR kids' schools? Only if Adam Stratton gets his way. Adam Stratton. Right for illegals ... Wrong for Indiana.
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Don Jenver @donjenver.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Upstage lads, this is my only number!" youtu.be/qRunQOIcuXQ?...
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Professional Pirate
YouTube video by WolfGirl04
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 26/08/2026
LORD NELSON'S TROUSERS www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSRI...
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No creature threatens a Thornberry!
YouTube video by Andrew0991
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 26/08/2026
Celeb death crashing this site for the second day in a row, there is no way the servers aren't instantly vaporizing the moment It Happens
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Actor Tim Curry has died at 80, TMZ reports
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Actor Tim Curry Dead at 80
Tim Curry -- the legendary film and TV actor best known for playing Dr. Frank-N-Furter in the cult classic "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 25/08/2026
lmao
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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Noah J. Nelson, Spooky Cat Enthusiast 🎃 @noahjnelson.com · 25/08/2026
THE SCALES MUST BALANCE. ONLY *ONE THING* WILL SUFFICE.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 25/08/2026
if infrastructure is what connects people, holds them together, serves, supports, and endures, then Dolly Parton was infrastructure.
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