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diagonalfish (spooky)

@diagonal.fish
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Software guy, dad, internet poisoned millennial. Discworld, college football, miscellaneous technology nonsense. Go Jackets

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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 18h
Controversial opinion perhaps but Bijan is pretty damn good at this running back gig IMO
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19h
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/10/2026
Lil' ol Clemson got their asses kicked
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/10/2026
I almost included EMOTION in mine but Dedicated Side B is an excellent choice, dare I say her finest work
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/10/2026
A decent enough cross section, I guess. I live my truth unashamed
"MY 9 albums" poster, showing Furious Angels by Rob Dougan, Abbey Road by the BEatles, the Lord of the Rings The Two Towers OST, OK GO's self titled album, Blue Train by John Coltrane, Feels so Good by Chuck Mangione, The Empire Strikes Back OST by John Williams, the Essential Maynard Ferguson, and The Grand Illusion by Styx
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/10/2026
Hard to argue we deserve more at the moment though
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#CJK5H
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/10/2026
Massive oof. Such a cruel sport sometimes.
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 03/10/2026
Slotting them all into his blazer like the infinity stones
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 03/10/2026
He's quite bad and his throwing motion sucks
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 03/10/2026
Yep, that's out
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 03/10/2026
Yep, that's the ACC Football Experience™
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 02/10/2026
Why did they flopped, Sam?? The people must know
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ESA Space Science @science.esa.int · 02/10/2026
A ‘Juice eye view’ of our home planet 🌍 On 28 September, our Juice mission completed a gravity assist flyby of Earth. As Juice flew just 8640 km above the Indian Ocean, it snapped a series of images with its onboard monitoring cameras, giving us these unique views 👇 youtu.be/zmW8hgV39IU 🔭 🧪
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Juice's Earth flyby in stunning images | September 2026
YouTube video by European Space Agency, ESA
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 02/10/2026
North Texas vs Tulsa had over 900 yards of offense and it came down to a foot on the final play In overtime. The victorious coach leads off the postgame interview by saying they won despite the terrible coaching job he did. What a sport.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 30/09/2026
"Atrocious" is generous, really.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 28/09/2026
On the bright side, football is always wrapped up by a reasonable bedtime over there
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 28/09/2026
Give me avocado toast or give me death
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 27/09/2026
A yearly tradition, at this point
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 27/09/2026
It was such a blatantly dirty hit that not even the current coin-flip nature of targeting enforcement could get it wrong. That guy deserves to never see the field again
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 27/09/2026
Watching GT's previous OC and the guy who was the presumptive starting QB this year destroy #4 Ole Miss
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Yakuza: Kazuma Kiryu Pissed Off
Alt: Yakuza: Kazuma Kiryu Pissed Off
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
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Grimey @grimey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fowler: and Manning completes a short pass to the running back for a gain of two yards Herbstreit: Y̴̪̑õ̷͇̝ṷ̸̀ ̷͙͔̌̾s̴̫̍̈́ẖ̶͙̓a̶̝̰͠l̵̯̺͊͝ḷ̷͇̍͆ ̸̩͚̀n̵̢̓e̶͓̘͆ṽ̴̭̆ë̴́̅͜r̶͓͗̀ ̸̨͎̈́̀p̸̳̀o̴͚͙͛͠s̶̺͑͝s̸͇͛ͅé̵͈͝s̶̖̪̊s̶̢͎̿̅ ̶͉̓͜͝t̵̰̓h̵̢̏͑ͅẻ̷̲͜ ̷̪̅̃n̸̻̓̽e̴͙̖̊c̶͕̤̎̔r̵̼̈̕o̶̬͝n̶̯̹̈́̍o̷͍͎͂͠m̴̬̻̍͝i̷̬̟̋c̴͖͠o̵͇͝n̵̗̆͋ Fowler: 2nd down and 8
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 25/09/2026
No one ever accused the Falcons of making any damn sense
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 24/09/2026
Alas. well, at least I still have Dedicated and EMOTION
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 24/09/2026
I trust your judgement on these things, I’ll have to give it a listen later to confirm. seems to be a correlation between “pop star gets into a stable loving relationship“ and “quality of pop star’s music goes off a cliff” huh
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 24/09/2026
Really? This is a massive bummer, I’d been looking forward to the new album and wasn’t aware it was out
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
LLMs aren't made of neurology except in the most handwavey sense. They're made of narrative. That's why I started calling them text elementals: they're not human, they're most-likely-text generators we bent into living stories in a prose format centering the characters User and Assistant
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 21/09/2026
Every Cobb Co student will be reading this book by the end of the week, masterful gambit, sir
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Josh Dubow @joshdubowap.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Falcons are 1st team since 2008 Rams to have no red zone plays in 1st 2 games of a season
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 20/09/2026
oh yeah the Falcons are BAD bad
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, since you asked: We got another football breakdown, this time a touchdown from Boston College against Rutgers! Bill O’Brien is an offensive mastermind, but I tried to break the play down to make it easy!
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Patrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HISTORY: diesel has crossed $6/gal nationally for the first time ever, according to live GasBuddy data. every truck, every delivery, every package, every grocery run just got more expensive. the cost of moving everything in america just hit a record. Statement⬇️ (9/10/26, 3p CT)
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Sean Murray @nomansbsky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No Man's Sky Cosmos 📋Own A Space Station 🤝Alliances 🛰️Orbital Bases 📡Space Hulks 🚀Anniversary Expedition 🗺️Star Map 💎Deep-Space Looting 🪨Asteroid Belts 🦠Infested Outposts ☀️The Sun 🧙‍♀️Dev Commentary 🧲Tractor Beam ❄️Ice Fields 🪐Outposts ⛰️Improved Terrain 🔫Shipbreaking
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 07/09/2026
Oh. Well, I guess it's not all bad then?
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 07/09/2026
What is this, it looks rad??
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Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Best thing I saw at DragonCon by far. Silent Hill Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Head. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m actually going to root for Ohio State this year. that’s how mad I am
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 06/09/2026
Insane corruption or unbelievable amounts of incompetence, either should be totally unacceptable in this situation
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Already found the football season ad I’m going to fantasize about killing and it’s the Gemini ad
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/09/2026
Same as it ever was
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diagonalfish (spooky) @diagonal.fish · 04/09/2026
I respect it, I follow a lot of Georgia fans for the same reason
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