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Chief Caffeination Officer 🇵🇸 🇨🇦 @shortqueendewie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Tkachuk acting like he was mistreated in Ottawa is some kind of bullshit after he chose to be very vocal in his support for a pedo criminal who was threatening to annex Canada and then having his dad and brother continuously insult the city, the team and his teammates on a podcast created for drama

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Thomas Chabot is VIBES right now. If he drops the gloves with Trady in their first game this season just raise his number to the rafters.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Pete Hegseth says there needs to be serious consequences for people who commit crimes, just jotting that down for future reference.

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It’s not hard to define socialism, it’s hard for Conservatives to actually recognize it. It literally is the meme “everything I don’t like is socialism”

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

is there more than one arizona state

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026

come 2028 vance will be cutting ads specifically denouncing his in-laws for coming to the united states

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@geoffoneil @geoffoneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Elon Musk is literally the one person I would be ok with ICE roughing up and sending off to a random country in the middle of the night without telling anyone

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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

C’mon now. It’s not like he did something inexcusable, like call some people “deplorable”

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Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love when the Sens win and our captain doesn't need to go to the locker room and kiss a framed picture of his older brother

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you’ve ever wondered why you can’t find women who want to be with you or why women are always so angry but you’ve also doubted the accusations of women who’ve said they’ve been raped or wondered why a woman wouldn’t come forward sooner, you’re the reason why.

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Italy is amazing. You’ll never look at Italian food in North America the same again

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It is absolutely insane a hockey player is in a coma from a preseason workout and the coach who oversaw it is still behind the bench while an investigation is ongoing.

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On the day when Gavin McKenna makes his Leafs debut let’s all take a moment to remember the last time a first overall draft pick made his Leafs debut.

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Rick City @rickcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I like how the fans looking sad is real footage but the fans screaming with excitement are AI generated

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Really not fair to compare the Leafs to a Stanley Cup champion.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026

Johnson: "When people are promising free things to you, you must ask what the real price is. It's your freedom. It will drive costs up. It will make people more dependent upon govt, & that's the communist's ultimate goal." (Trump literally just proposed giving people $5k if they vote Republican...)

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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The final season of Survivor should just be Probst hunting the contestants until one is left.

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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I truly despise Mark Carney and think he will make this country far worse than it was when he became Prime Minister. But also, thank god this nerd isn't in charge.

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I think in retrospect this hot dog I ate is the perfect encapsulation of the 2026 Toronto Blue Jays the INGREDIENTS seemed correct and yet in EXECUTION,

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Maybe it’s for if you get tired. Walking is hard work.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

An analogy for slow Americans who don’t truly grasp our negative attitude towards them: If the family of 5 living next door includes 2 people who eat babies, 2 who quietly watch them eat babies, and 1 who vocally opposes eating babies, they’re still gonna be known as the fucking “baby eating house”

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

On one hand this is galaxy brain shit but then on the other it’s not at all surprising from a guy who bankrupted a casino.

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Watching Max Verstappen race against 100 go karts still seems unfair. If they wanted these drivers to feel like they had a chance they should’ve done this with Lance Stroll.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The federal conservatives lost the last four federal elections because they put it all on the fantasy that everyone hates the Liberals. They jettisoned the party leader after each defeat except for Poilievre who even lost his own seat! They should have ejected him too

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

When does Myles Garrett make his Rams debut? They could have used him out there tonight.

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yeah… but thankfully the Niners have the Dolphins

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Except Niners fans. We definitely gonna read deep into this.

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Niners had right strategy for week 1. Thankfully they get Dolphins next week so they can ease into it! Rams looked stale by second half though.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i don't know if it was at all relevant but the Rams' decision to yolo it and not show up in Australia until yesterday now seems quite ill-advised

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So the cost of this week 1 Niners game and a healthy CMC was Jake Tonges and Stribling. They should sacrifice more healthy secondary players this year and keep the stars on the field.

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Nico R @ubopethian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I know that it's only week 1, but man, does it feel good to see the Niners put belt to ass after the non-stop Rams glazing.

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Most adulting isn’t as fun as you believe it will be. Home ownership sucks.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026

kilt guy downright relieved by the end of this, it could have been so much worse dudes rock so hard

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It really is amazing how a guy who lost his own brother on 9/11 lacks any kind of moral compass. It’s like he fought to pay 10-years of benefits to employees who died so he could use it as goodwill before he sold his soul. What a completely unrepentant ghoul.

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“I can’t possibly be corrupt because I’m rich. I couldn’t possibly be motivated by greed.” - Lutnick basically

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I find it so ironic Republicans are always quick to dismiss the perception of conflicts of interest (which ethics courses teach are as bad as an actual conflict) meanwhile they fight to the death against the perception of (and continually debunked myth of) voter fraud.

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Zero Dark Purdy @dhspeedwagon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It has been infuriating and this result is entirely unsurprising seeing how the Adminstation and right-wing media has portrayed Canada since they pulled out of trade talks. America is a bully, not an ally.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Yeah, man, it's really irresponsible of countries to get involved in wars that screw up oil-producing regions, I hope they had a good reason for that, we'd never do anything like that, no sir.

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