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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.

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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026

I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh, I see it's going to be one of *those* days.

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15/09/2026

Reporters were discouraged from taking video of Mitch McConnell as the infrared autofocus mechanism of the camera "aggravates his Passenger" and "sets him all to scurrying"

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Greg Bester 🇨🇦 @gregbester.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's like that scene in Mars Attacks when the Martians keep repeating "We come in peace.", as they kill everyone.

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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“There’s a new Mr. Beast book.” You bolt awake in your workshop in Mainz. It’s 1450. You’re Johannes Gutenberg, and you’ve changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Your printing press must burn.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m sure a few more videos of Pete doing crappy pushups will fix things

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Classic failure mode of bad, weak leaders: When confronted with incontrovertible evidence that their strategies are failing, assume it's a comms problem. "No need to correct course; we just haven't explained things right!"

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Closely related to the guy who only talks about due process and innocent until proven guilty when a rich, white Republican commits a crime.

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God’s Spookiest Girl @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 21/08/2026

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

This seems largely correct, although I think there's still an open debate among at least US neofascists on point 6. The Stephen Miller eliminationist types agree with #6. Some of the oligarchic fascists want non-white people in the country as a permanent underclass of cheap labor without rights.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

These people are not Democrats and should not be listened to or treated like them.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

So much of the media wanted this to turn into a crab bucket if Abdul won. Bravo to MI Dems for disappointing them.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Dairy farmer or oil field welder in the California desert. Two jobs my parents made very clear they wanted their respective branch of the family to have no part of.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

"Super Typhoon Dolphin" sounds like an anime with a low-budget translation.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I'd like to think it's because voters realized she's being propped up by big-money donors who want Republicans to win in the fall, but in reality it's probably just because she talks funny and gives off weird vibes. Sigh.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

First they came for the lettuce. Now the bacon. Tomatoes, watch your ass.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Spins the "bribery, embezzlement, or sexual misconduct wheel..."

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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social

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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica.
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica.
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

it’s hard to explain how much shit like this has radicalized people. like i’m a white middle-aged broad who’s always been liberal but i’ve gone full-on “abolish ICE/reform scotus/the next dem candidate must commit to mass prosecutions” and you will not sway me from that position.

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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.

A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

average rugby player after receiving literally bone-crunching tackle: bit of a hard one there average football player after being lightly brushed: alack! alack sir, I die! I perish! foully slain! cut down in my youth by the cruel scythes of evil men!

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Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Loose lips sink ships or in this case, broadcasted footage destroys missile factories. On June 21, a russian Vesti TV report gave viewers a behind-the-scenes look at Titan-Barrikady, a secret defense enterprise in Volgograd. Workers proudly showed off high-tech, imported machinery from 🇰🇷 🇮🇹 🇨🇿 🧵 1/2

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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Shel Silverstein's Tree That Sets Appropriate Boundaries

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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Mel Brooks is a greater piece of American heritage than the Confederacy.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Not surprising, but good to have the data.

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Cheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Jenny Cohn is on fire about the Silicon Valley connections of the new nuclear companies. Worth a look! #nukesky

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 27/06/2026

It is core to the nature of reactionary politics that its adherents *always* conceive of themselves as aggrieved victims, no matter how much power they amass. It's a permission structure for their own lawlessness & violence.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The number of GOP mega donors who are hyper pro Netanyahu or extremely Islamophobic could have interesting effects on the midterms.

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

i for one have full confidence in the trump administration's ability to adequately refit a plane donated by a foreign government into a highly secure mobile command center for the united states executive, following their unquestionably successful renovation of A Large Pool of Water

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

historians are divided on whether trump was actually a real person, or the stories of a large series of petty tyrants over a period of perhaps 100 years whose stories got merged and blended together back when AI was unsophisticated and new

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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

1. White House announces we have a deal 2. Iran leaks details and gloats that they rolled Trump's crack team of golfers 3. US media reports that the deal sucks, Israel says "lol, no" 4. White House claims "that's not the real deal, but we won't tell you what is" <- We are currently here 5. GOTO 1

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

This is one thing European sports fans have over the rest of the world. There’s nothing like a building full of joyous goofballs singing their hearts out. “Always sing when you win.”

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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The fascist twits around the world are learning from each other, but so are the people defending their neighbors and communities. And there's a lot more of us than there are of them.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Nobody told me ZZ Top went to war in Ukraine. Good for them.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Everything GenX ate and drank growing up did permanent damage to us. No wonder we gave the world Trump.

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

"Spencer Pratt is a major political issue in the United States"

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Mac OS X Lompoc Federal Correctional Institution

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

We’re living through an amazing technological revolution with mRNA, solar power, and batteries. It’s maddening that capital is all chasing AI fantasies and Elon’s various snake oils and a major political party is actively killing US participation in the things that deliver the goods.

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Darren Gasser @dgasser.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

We knew this was where they were going, but it’s still shocking to hear it said out loud on stage.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

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