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Devilyn Disguise

@devilyndisguise.bsky.social
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"We should bring back ritual sacrifice, that shit slapped" 28 | They/she | Aussie | AuDHD | Vtuber Honestly just gonna be randomly shitposting here until I get back into vtubing LMAO

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Devilyn Disguise @devilyndisguise.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Oh hey I forgor I had an account here teehee Guess who started writing a fic >:3
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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fie 🩷 @fiabolic.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Two new stickers now in the shop! --> fiabolic.bigcartel.com
Daisy with elven ears wearing a casual yellow top and brown skirt, smiling and looking oh so demure Rosalina with elf ears, wearing a blue bralette and smiling. Also looking cute and demure.
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Cloudy 🌥️ (estrogen angel) @oncloude.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
screenshot of text that reads:

witch that turns you into a frog but instead of releasing you into the wild she keeps you in a terrarium and feeds you yummy crickets and cleans your cage and reads you bedtime stories as the two of you slowly forget you were ever human, and then one day while she's picking you up out of the cage to clean it she leans in to give you a kiss because you're just such a cute little froggy and who could resist, but then the curse is lifted and suddenly you're a fully grown naked woman in her arms and you're both kissing and-
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hello you are calling Jorts the cat. I am unavailable because I need to be sleepy and half watch tv. Please don’t call back later beeeep
a sleepy orange cat is smashing his head into a pile of pillows
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anna !!! :) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i heard they shot a ceo and the mayor’s super shitty
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
intermittently fasting when i am asleep and unable to eat
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Gracu ✨🌈 @prismagic.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Why aren't the delicious and beautiful soaps you find at farmer's markets edible. They hate me fr.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/12/2024
turn based RPGs have ruined my ability to take severe weather threats seriously. what do you mean a polar vortex is going to cause more arctic blasts? am i going to take 8 damage? is the black ice going to inflict a status penalty?
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Vale @vales-arts.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’ll begin with the new Lady D piece I guess🖤
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
naming this the tightpants gambit
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Eddie Bowley @eddache.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Uh oh...
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Everybody thinks dogs are better than people but I’ve never had a human roommate who greeted a visitor by just fucking yelling at them.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
You get 20 extra characters on Bluesky which is great because it means, when you copy your old tweets into Bluesky you can always add “THUS SPOKE THE LICH!” to the end and it will still fit.
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
First Kiss
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Sunrysky @sunrysky.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Flags #SuperMario
Peach typing a phone message that reads "Quote with your flags!!! <3 <3" and pictures of the bisexual and transgender pride flags attached. Bowser, misconstruing the purpose of the post, responds on his own Bowser Phone with the message "What kind of rubbish kingdom uses a flag like that? Check out some REAL flags! Gwahaha!!" Various images of flags with Bowser's emblem commonly seen across the Mario series, such as Checkpoint Flags, Goal Poles, and the crossed swords flag seen in Super Mario Galaxy, are attached to Bowser's post.
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
brainrot thanksgiving #animation #flipnote #3ds
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Devilyn Disguise @devilyndisguise.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
FFXIV OC concept: A loporrit ubereats driver named Headingyourway
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JD @jdzombi.com · 25/11/2024
🌱 Overgrown 🌿
A pixel art rendition of a magnemite sleeping in a field of vines and flowers. It is rusted, basking in the sun, with a happy expression. Forget-me-nots are growing in the corner.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism
A wider field view of Westerlund 1. A dense cluster of bright stars, each with six large and two small diffraction spikes, due to the telescope’s optics. They have a variety of sizes depending on their brightness and distance from us in the cluster, and different colours reflecting different types of star. Patches of billowing red gas can be seen in and around the cluster, lit up by the stars. Small stars in the cluster blend into a background of distant stars and galaxies on black.
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Kajackies @kajookies.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
There’s something wrong with me ~ 🤍
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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Need to finish my wedding vows all I’ve done so far is rhyme cunnilingus with Russian linguist
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abbey 🐝 @abbbey.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
guinea pig on my puter. what do you think he’s playing? 😳 #digitalart #illustration #guineapig
digital drawing of a brown, orange and white guinea pig in front of a white laptop on a pale yellow background. there is writing above the drawing that says “on my puter”
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ElioraKEK @eliorakek.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Aaaa praise me more...
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⚜️ Lys 🦋 @momoiro-lys.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Wedding Night 💚❤️🖤 #art #harlivy
Poison Ivy (left) and Harley Quinn (right) hugging each other. They are smiling and looking into each other’s eyes right before kissing. Both of them are wearing lingerie sets with detailed patterns : Ivy has white underwears with gold flowers (rose-like) embroidery and Harley has half red, half black lingerie with diamond shapes and yellow accents. It is implied they are married as Ivy is wearing a ring on her left ring finger. They are surrounded by many soft pink ivy flowers and light blue/gray ivy leaves.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
*eats dinner* "time for my insulin shot" *9pm alarm goes off* "oh time for my long acting insulin shot too" *remembers yesterday was estrogen injection day* "oh yeah guess i should take that shot too" i'm injectionmaxxing
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reaghan! @reaghanhb.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him Newt Gingrich’s mom: newt Gingrich
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Ram ◇ Always Busy @nightcreep.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Woah new wave of followers! Welcome, I drew my durge and my favorite little guys, Astarion, Hwei, and my dnd character Nero, as thanks. 🖤
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Do you think Ariel ate the scallops whose shells she wears as a bra or that they’re still in there and that’s how they’re suctioned to her boobs? Boss: I meant any questions about the presentation.
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NahokoVeta @nahokoveta.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
VGen Icon commission for @prismsplay.bsky.social 💜 I was really proud of this one, thank you for giving me the opportunity Prism🥰 #Art #Icon #Commission
Art of Prismsplay singing in a booth Icon for Spotify.
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Chris B 🐻🌈 @loottheroom.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Me, looking at books in the charity shop: I used to have this and I've got no idea what happened to it, maybe I'll buy it Steph: You donated 500 books last month, this was literally your copy
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Libraries are precious and beautiful and must be defended
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Devilyn Disguise @devilyndisguise.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I FORGOT TO POST BUT OMG LOOK AT MY DINNER FROM LAST NIGHT!!!! WE GOT -DA HECKIN SALMON -POTATO CROQUETTES -ROASTED CHERRY TOMATOES AND BABY CARROTS -BROCCOLINI SAUTEED IN A MIX OF BUTTER, LEMON JUICE, AND LEMON ZEST, THEN TOSSED THE BABY CARROTS IN THE LEFTOVER JUICES -TARTARE SAUCE
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Jennie🌷 @maobabie.com · 12/11/2024
Why do my cats smell so good… is it the toxoplasmosis
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Only 1 day left...the plushie awaits...
Hey can you do something for me?
 it 
fucking 
DEPENDSONWHATYOUREASKING
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kenny gesserit 🦝 @kennygesserit.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Listen up newskies. We call them flarts here. Retweets are called flippin a jimbo. DM are BMs (blue messages not the other thing). When you reply you say you sucked them off 👍
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Adrian Campos @friendadev.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is arriving home carrying a grocery bag, and Green comes up to greet him, visibly delighted.
Blue: Hey, I wasn't sure if you still have coffee, so I got you some.
Green: Oh! Thank you! I didn't need it, but you're so considerate!

Blue sets down the grocery bag, looking at Green with a puzzled look on his face.
Blue: All I did was get us groceries. Why do you need to thank me for the bare minimum?

The puzzled frown disappears from Blue's face as Green answers matter-of-factly.
Green: Because I'm grateful to have you.
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yvo @yvotoro.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
turbo granny 🐱
The character Turbo Granny in her maneki-neko doll form. She is in three different poses - sitting down while eating, standing straight, and lying down with her legs crossed.
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raxdflipnote @raxdflipnote.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
slight inconvenience #animation #flipnote #3ds
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Actual conversation with Pet Store Clerk... My dog starts sniffing around and says "aw, what a sweet boy you are. Do you want some treats?" I says "Yeah, he can have some." The pet store clerk leans down and says "it's good we got permission from your dadd-" They look me up and down, stifle their initial words and say "uh... parent?..."
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namsie 🪼🫧 @namsie.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
a pretty little pet, 2022 ish #vtuber
this piece is from the perspective of someone looking head-on with my oc. a feminine clawed hand is holding the face of my oc lovingly, who has blood dripping off their face and is sporting a hallowed, horrified expression. the implication is that the clawed hand influenced the character to do something bad, but the audience doesn't know what.
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Aeri❀˖°🍓 @airbear.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
this will save lives
a dialog box called "Send reply?". the text reads: 14 other users made the same joke. The two buttons are "Send" and "Do Better," with "Do Better" as the default button.
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