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Detrea

@detrea.bsky.social
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Bussypop Phantom, DILF enthusiast. I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this. he/him/ms. jackson, if you're nasty.

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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 4h
I've seen what they allow on the eshop.
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 4h
You can counterfeit Norgan Ducats. :3c #DragonsDogma2 #DD2 #DarkArisen2 #DragonsDogma2DarkArisen #LikeMyStatusIfYouLikeMyStatus #NoFilter #SomeFilter #Blessed
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 4h
So anyway,
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 8h
You're charging it.
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Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys.bsky.social · 23h
My wife forebore to make herself clean today, but continued in a sluttish condition.
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 8h
This is why some Barbies start sweating. If a Barbie you paid for started sweating, its because you didn't also pay for enough first party accessories that she needs for enrichment.
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 8h
Mattel researchers have discovered that Barbie is sentient and each unsold doll suffers in a timeless, roiling hell unless and until you pay money for it.
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 8h
The hounds have large agg radius Cast Lit3 to stall enrage timer
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The Power of Jihad ⚡🎹 @thepower.ceo · 08/10/2026
first of all, biddy blas is the best around, so scrib doooon.
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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦 @perevaa.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And now the best part: Bot traffic from the #Yandex network has plunged to near zero following the strike on its Vladimir data center. Bot traffic includes automated requests from search crawlers, scrapers and other online services. Twitter must be a ghost town by now.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23h
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice
Part 1 of 4

A Peanuts Comic. Once again Lucy has goaded Charlie Brown into trying to kick a football, and (as usual) she jerks the ball away at the last second, sending Charlie flying into the air. 

This time however Charlie lands heavily on his neck and is killed instantly.Part 2 of 4

Lucy kicks Charlie Brown to check if he’s dead. Which he is.
Exasperated, and worried she’ll be blamed for his death, Lucy begins to drag Charlie’s now lifeless body towards the creek.Part 3 of 4

Lucy dumps poor ol’ Charlie Brown into the creek and watches him float away.Part 4 of 4

Lucy heads back to Charlie Brown’s backyard to pick a fight with Snoopy in order to establish an alibi.
 
Unfortunately a disheveled, crumpled man with a cigar is already there.

“Miss, have y’seen this dog? He’s best friends with a BIRD. Can you believe that?”

That’s right folks. Columbo is here to avenge Charlie Brown.
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 19h
quote post but change the lower back tattoo ✨ THIS FILM IS ✨ ✨DEDICATED TO THE✨ ✨BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN ✨ ✨ FIGHTERS OF ✨ ✨ AFGHANISTAN ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 23h
I don’t understand why there are so many people eager to ignore this in order to get the left “onboard” with AI
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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I named my dog "Nature" because he abhors the vacuum.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 20h
Experimental post: The Duality of Whacka In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.
In Paper Mario, the original version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, and Super Paper Mario, Whacka was just a harmless whack-a-mole creature that could be abused to get Whacka Bumps, extremely valuable healing items. After being hit enough times, the Whacka goes extinct, teaching the players the consequences of their actions. However, in the Switch version of Paper Mario: TTYD, he instead moves to the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials and becomes an optional superboss with 108 HP.
He is fought at the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials and has to be hit 8 times in order for the fight to activate.
but also
The number 108 is considered sacred by the Dharmic religions, such as Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism.
Whacka symbolizes karma for killing him in past games
ring the bell 108 times, per Japanese tradition? The ringing of the bell represents the 108 bonno-defilements of man..
Buddhism holds the view that there are precisely 108 temptations on the path to Nirvana.
Therefore, in order to reach Nirvana, every Buddhist must resist 108 earthly temptations.
With a combination of any of the elements of the above four factors, there are 108 ways with which the karmas can be attracted to the soul.
the earthly temptation to get those Whacka Bumps
There are 108 qualities of praiseworthy souls
Some people think that the human spirit travels through 108 stages, while others believe that enlightenment is attainable with just 108 breaths each day while in Intense meditation,
108 beads to awaken your inner light
Meditators count mantra repetitions with mala beads of 108, (100 counted for self, 8 for mistakes and for those who have not the opportunity to meditate in mantra)
108 breaths to return to your truth
108 mantras to dissolve ego into dever
108 steps from the self to the soul
The Sacred Meaning of 108 Temple Steps
the journey to Whacka is a journey of enlightenment
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 20h
The era of vibes is over. No more vibes. We make memories with intention now. No more smearing a whole aesthetic into an easily marketable "mood". It really is that deep. It always has been.
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
I mean, no, the reason cops are disproportionately likely to say they believe rates of false allegations are higher than they are is because cops are disproportionately likely to do things that would make them the subject of allegations that are true
Most criminal justice experts estimate that 2 to 8 percent of sexual assault allegations are actually false. But law enforcement officers tend to assume the rate of false reporting is much higher—in part because police officers don't always receive training on how trauma can affect memory or behavior.
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 17h
ganbatte🙏
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pepper, now with wings 🍉🦇 @descovyschild.slut.dog · 18h
this meeting could have been a no loads refused cumdump
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 20h
As of October 1, New Yorkers can file a complaint against businesses that make it hard to cancel your subscription.💪
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Sara @lotts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#nzpol
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 18h
🎉🎊
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I got better. :)
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i mean
 identical depiction (homer simpson)
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @ BLFC @shinywark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We did get told about the massive balls, though.
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Bulph @bulph.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
so fucking funny
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the crazy thing about this trend is how badly this exposes that these people have the same attachment and awareness of video games as scalpers do for pokemon
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n+1 @nplusonemag.com · 10/10/2026
“We know that we’re in a bad stage and that the orange will continue to deepen — and still we’re reassured that we’re not yet at red, which would mean, presumably, ‘truly cooked.’”
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Orange Era | Dushko Petrovich Córdova
As familiar as they are, these orange maps can only depict a rehearsal, a prelude. In the pre-vaccine moment the Covid maps were terrifying, but examining them, you could imagine a future after orange. One feels very different looking at the climate maps. There is no de-escalating from orange.
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh my god
Despite the curiosity generated by his name, local media noted that Hitler Guesclin Alba Sánchez had been elected mayor of Yúngar in 2018.
He reportedly beat rival candidate Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde after campaigning on the slogan “I'm the good Hitler".
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Luke Diaz @lukediaz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
By being on all sides, Hakeem Jeffries now has the issue surrounded.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Smart. By saying we will consider everything and consider nothing you cover the full spectrum of public opinion, thereby winning the most votes
But while there is fertile ground for a third impeachment, it is unclear whether Democrats are willing to make one happen. When asked, Hakeem Jeffries, the House minority leader, has been noncommittal, saying that Democrats have neither "ruled anything in" nor "ruled anything out" with regards to a possible
impeachment.
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You think he'd do the voice in bed? Like, if I was real polite in asking?
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Lincoln Michel @thelincoln.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.
The Treachery of Images painting by René Magritte
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 10/10/2026
omg my 3 year old just told me "i dont understand the purpose of putting words in your child's mouth for posts"??
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe play a genre that'll get you out of that sphere, controls non sequitur to an action adventure game? An RPG or strategy game maybe, or something puzzle oriented.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baby boomers hate this One Weird Trick
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Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mike Flanagan says, "Carrie deserved to be bullied," in new Entertainment Splotch interview. "The old Carrie was cringe and annoying. We made a hot one normal people can relate to." The rest of the interview was about eating gravy.
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You remember shield surfing from botw and totk? Well,
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've had a pawn go "I know a shortcut!" and rjust un off a cliff and die. This is presumably due to the magic archer strategy of throwing a pawn off a cliff, rezzing them at range, then jumping off themself to be safely caught by the pawn. Or pawn surfing.
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is now only cheating in your reference frame. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/relative PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC comic update. A man catches his wife with another man in their bet. Shocked, he says "You're cheating on me!" The woman replies "is that bad? Who can say? Einstein proved everything is relative." Insulted, the man replies "That is not what Einstein says!" The woman corrects it "Sorry, I mean, my cheating on you only holds for low relative velocity and weak gravity." The man then calmly says "I forgive you."
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my hideous progeny @thecrowalights.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"The number of people identifying as Jewish in Germany declined markedly after 1933, but what's causing it is unclear"
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GamesIndustry.biz @gibiz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"I've never encountered such difficulty in finding work," says Phil O'Connor, who spent years in AAA, but is now working on indie title Starship Bloopers. "I've been told by recruiters, tone down those 30 years of experience, I wouldn't mention that, it makes you sound old." bit.ly/4rNOmtG
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Detrea @detrea.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I remember an anecdote about getting one to play video games and it decided the optimal strategy for Tetris was to just pause and leave it there.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
the machine will soon cause a catastrophic event. we must prepare ourselves by printing out every frame of the most culturally significant pornos and learning to wield the blade to defend our stockpile of flipbook pornos
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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