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danielle stoermann

@destructogirl.bsky.social
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feminist killjoy. runner. dogs are awesome. beer good, foamy. kc. i just like being outside

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 3h
GET HIS FUCKING ASS
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IEMBot Kansas City @eax.weather.im · 3h
EAX continues Tornado Warning [tornado: RADAR INDICATED, hail: 0.00 IN] for Clay [MO] till 8:00 PM CDT Link
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KCUR (Kansas City's best news source) @kcur.org · 3h
BREAKING: Kansas City residents are being urged to "seek shelter" immediately due to a severe thunderstorm moving through the metro, with "destructive 80 mph winds."
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Kansas City under severe thunderstorm warning with 'destructive' winds, shelter urged
The National Weather Service alerted that the Kansas City area should "seek shelter now" due to thunderstorms and possib
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Alerts from NWS Kansas City/Pleasant Hill MO (UNOFFICIAL) @eax.nws-bot.us · 4h
🚨 Severe Thunderstorm Warning issued October 13 at 6:35PM CDT until October 13 at 7:00PM CDT by NWS Kansas City/Pleasant Hill MO 🚨 Additional Details Here.
At 635 PM CDT, severe thunderstorms were located along a line from 5
miles north of Easton to 15 miles southwest of Tonganoxie, or along a
line from 10 miles south of Atchison to 15 miles southwest of
Tonganoxie, moving east at 30 mph.

HAZARD...70 mph wind gusts and quarter size hail.

SOURCE...Emergency management reported 65 to 70 MPH winds 2 miles
west of Springdale.

IMPACT...Hail damage to vehicles is expected. Expect considerable
tree damage. Wind damage is also likely to mobile homes,
roofs, and outbuildings.

Locations impacted include...
Leavenworth, Lansing, Tonganoxie, Basehor, Linwood, Easton, Reno,
Fairmount, Jarbalo, Lowemont and Potter.
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Josh Dubow @joshdubowap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seahawks have committed 4+ turnovers and been sacked 4+ times in same game for 1st time since 11/8/2020 at Bills. This is the 1st time they have ever done it at Lumen Field in regular season (they did 5 of each in 2014 NFC title game win vs Packers)
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
buddy it's a gotta-have-it situation down two scores in two-minute what do you think kirk cousins is going to do
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw him pointing and followed it to his ankle and OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh my god thornton's ankle. he didn't even know at first that's wild to me
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Been avoiding this but it’s Super Important to have access to knowledge & experience w neurodivergence ASAP. A big source of lifetime torture among people with ADHD roots from inability to contextualize & put into words what we are experiencing both within & from how the outside world responds to us
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Matt McMullen @kcchiefsmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Chiefs are in the end zone as Mahomes finds Kelce for an 11-yard touchdown. KC 24, Miami 10 2:55 left in the game
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope!
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Matt McMullen @kcchiefsmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What a play by LJ Sneed to get the ball back to Kansas City.
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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Unfortunately, the damage done to American education by a variety of shifts in priority (e.g. the near exclusive focus on STEM skills) have reduced many educational spaces to what Paulo Freire called "banking models." of education. Pretty much, we need humanistic educational reform.
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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Easy money to Walker there. What a revelation he has been so far
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Our defensive coach in HS used to headbutt players wearing a helmet when he wasn't wearing a helmet after a particularly good tackle and he'd bust his forehead open, blood running down his face, but he'd also say things like this
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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So far Mahomes is a perfect 8/8 and a touchdown. He has 99 yards through two drives
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Matt McMullen @kcchiefsmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tyquan! What a catch!
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Valerie Bertinelli @wolfiesmom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We could’ve had a woman who prosecuted rapists as a president. Instead, we got a rapist as a president. 
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mrs grandpa @flapspat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will say it until I'm blue in the face, it is not a coincidence that they have an idea of intelligence that is build on conventions of male intellect (men are better at math/more rational which is the best way to be smart) at the same time as women began to outperform men in academics
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
this is such a key difference between how society tends to treat incredibly smart young girls versus incredibly smart young boys (especially incredibly smart young white boys)
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's looking a little 2022 in this Chiefs offense
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Matt McMullen @kcchiefsmatt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two weeks in a row the Arrowhead crowd has led to a delay of game for the opponent.
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Joshua Brisco @jbbrisco.com · 21/09/2026
NORMAL GAMES WOULD BE FINE
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Kansas City Chiefs Fans @chiefs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
TOUCHDOWN TRAVIS KELCE!
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Travis Kelce is ageless. And Patrick Mahomes clearly trusts him implicitly. For good reason.
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Matt McMullen @kcchiefsmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Good morning, Chiefs Kingdom… IT’S GAME DAY!!!!
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Patrick Mahomes' Epic Jump Celebration
ALT: Patrick Mahomes' Epic Jump Celebration
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Abby Olcese @abbyolcese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Get it girl.
Katie Dippold in her Babadook costume
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Per NGS Travis Kelce hit a top speed of 16.8 MPH on the 59 yd rec
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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Patrick Mahomes is inevitable. And, Travis Kelce just has an uncanny knack for getting open and is really great in the open field after the catch. That’s as great as you can expect from him at this stage.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bo Nix with the kind of play that suggests he might not have beaten the Patriots in the AFC title game. fortunately for him, L'Jarius Sneed was out of bounds when he touched the ball, negating a turnover
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/09/2026
Pritzker: "He is suffering from dementia. I think we can all see that."
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 09/09/2026
Even the crickets were embarrassed.
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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
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KC Current @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Temwa returned and KC erupted 🥹🫶 Beyond proud of everything Tem and Malawi accomplished at WAFCON. Here's to the rest of the NWSL 2026 season 🚀
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Flat screen Tv's are fine, but they will never compare to the TV, record player, radio, drinks cabinet, space ship design, extravaganza that we had as kids. 🐢💨
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's worth noting that this isn't a random number but a goal that would simply restore the court to an earlier norm in which there's one justice for each of the judicial circuits. We used to have nine, we now have thirteen. The people defending the current setup have the tougher case to make here.
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KC Current @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
CURRENT VS COURAGE CLASH 💥 🆚 NC Courage ⏰ 5:30PM 🏟 CPKC Stadium  📺 NWSL on ION, 38 the Spot  🎧 KC Current App
MATCHDAY: Aug 29 at 5:30PM KC vs NC at CPKC Stadium
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KC Current @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On site at home📍 @nwslsoccer.com | #KCBABY
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
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Jesus Zoidberg: Taller than Willie Lampkin @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm sure the irony isn't lost that the star baseball player of Field of Dreams, who walked out of the cornfield which now has gambling ads on it, was banned for life by baseball for gambling.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/08/2026
I hope AOC finds love BUT “hot single president” would incite some of the most insane content ever produced by human beings
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DJ "Jo" NoneYa 🟧 @djnoneya.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I could just watch this all day ....
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Watch Serena Williams destroy five men who tried to win a SINGLE point against her
According to a YouGov poll, one in eight men believe they could take a point against tennis legend Serena Williams. She proved men wrong with this display
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P. L. Klein @plkleinauthor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either." ~ #unknown
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
AOC: Millennials are not punk kids anymore. We're grown adults with mortgages and kids, and that generation is starting to be decisive at the polls. And there is anger at being ignored, having our economic futures mortgaged by the generations that came before us and we're taking the reins
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 08/08/2026
The Democratic Party needs to get comfortable with a certain kind of ruthlessness.
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