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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Let me rip those walls off you. You look even better nakeder ♡

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

New Year's Eve is just an excuse to wear fancy clothes and pretend we've got our shit together.

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Happy New Year Misfits! May your happiness be as contagious as measles. Your 2025 be filled with love, health, healing, and opportunities as plentiful as the phone notifications you ignore. May you get all you wish for, exist in your chosen timeline. AND may that email never find you!🔥

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I have not been able to check in so I'm dropping this briefly and have to run not that anyone will probably read this but I will be back at some point soon once the holidays are done. hopefully

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Santa's naughty list is just a list of all the people he wants sitting on his lap longer. Not only does Santa exist, he is, in fact, a pervert.

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas, Happy ho hos, Festivus, Hanukkah, holidays –or KFC Day in Japan 🌲 Enjoy the food comas, stay safe 🎁 If your presents is required, and you just can't; yes you can. Just believe in your elf.

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Why bother to wrap gifts, when you can just wrap me in you?

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Quite apropos that I lost several peanut M&M's down my cleavage, and it is 'Chocolate Covered Anything Day,' so we can add boobs and bras to the list

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Dr. Seuss gets a rap/hip-hop makeover Mr. Brown's got nothing on this beat 🎶

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

People who ask if "your boobs are natural," implies they have thoughts they could be supernatural

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

With you, I am more than merely the sum of my parts; I am whole ♡

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Would you prefer being repossessed? No? Then settle that exorcism bill.

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

No babe, the Crocs stay on during sex. Now take those jorts off, and c'mere!

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Five onion rings, Four spam mails, Three paper planes, Two nippley nips, And a raccoon, on your front lawn 🎶

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The end of the year is basically: Sept: goths pre-gaming for October Oct: pumpkin everything, Halloween Nov: 55 days of Mariah Carey Thanksgiving 28 days of Black Friday Dec: 26 days of muttering 'fuck this' under your breath - a lot, breather before NYE, and then a 3 month January

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Turns out I'm still really shite at catching up on here. I'm time poor. I'll get to you all... Until then, patience, Grasshopper 🥹

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/12/2024

American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday theonion.com/american-exp...

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Eating toffee is pushups for your face

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Hot Mess 🔥 @hotsweetmess.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Alexa…. Skip to Friday

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Bouncing on it granny style (my knees hurt)

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

It's all about that baste, 'bout that baste, 'bout that baste 🎶 - Turkey cookers, and IVF

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Has anyone made a joke about being stuffed like a turkey, or gobbled like one yet, or nah? 👀

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/11/2024

Naughty Things You Can Say On Thanksgiving: "Tying the legs together keeps it moist inside."

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

here is a handy visual guide to tell when your turkey is done

Two pics in post. One is of the face of an orange, glossy Trump, the other of an orange, glossy turkey.

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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I’m thankful for my liver for being mah dawg. And for vodka for all the great memories

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Happy Turkey Day 🦃 I hope all celebrating survive the company and/or the food coma. Especially if it's with family, and your relatives lie someplace between 'somewhat' to 'completely' batshit.

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024