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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

How are you doing with everything? Did you leave the Bird app? Hadn't seen you in a bit 😊

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Don't be doing that 😭 how you doin? It's been a while. I need to check in here more often!

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

The people in it for the sex, or the truly naked? Those are the ones who work on learning to trust... (In which case it's a process of re-/learning that it's safe enough to do so)

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Let me rip those walls off you. You look even better nakeder ♡

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

New Year's Eve is just an excuse to wear fancy clothes and pretend we've got our shit together.

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Happy New Year Misfits! May your happiness be as contagious as measles. Your 2025 be filled with love, health, healing, and opportunities as plentiful as the phone notifications you ignore. May you get all you wish for, exist in your chosen timeline. AND may that email never find you!🔥

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I have not been able to check in so I'm dropping this briefly and have to run not that anyone will probably read this but I will be back at some point soon once the holidays are done. hopefully

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Santa's naughty list is just a list of all the people he wants sitting on his lap longer. Not only does Santa exist, he is, in fact, a pervert.

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas, Happy ho hos, Festivus, Hanukkah, holidays –or KFC Day in Japan 🌲 Enjoy the food comas, stay safe 🎁 If your presents is required, and you just can't; yes you can. Just believe in your elf.

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Why bother to wrap gifts, when you can just wrap me in you?

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

On the upside, you won't have to go through as many socks 😂🙌

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Quite apropos that I lost several peanut M&M's down my cleavage, and it is 'Chocolate Covered Anything Day,' so we can add boobs and bras to the list

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Dr. Seuss gets a rap/hip-hop makeover Mr. Brown's got nothing on this beat 🎶

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

People who ask if "your boobs are natural," implies they have thoughts they could be supernatural

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

With you, I am more than merely the sum of my parts; I am whole ♡

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Would you prefer being repossessed? No? Then settle that exorcism bill.

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

No babe, the Crocs stay on during sex. Now take those jorts off, and c'mere!

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Five onion rings, Four spam mails, Three paper planes, Two nippley nips, And a raccoon, on your front lawn 🎶

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

The end of the year is basically: Sept: goths pre-gaming for October Oct: pumpkin everything, Halloween Nov: 55 days of Mariah Carey Thanksgiving 28 days of Black Friday Dec: 26 days of muttering 'fuck this' under your breath - a lot, breather before NYE, and then a 3 month January

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Turns out I'm still really shite at catching up on here. I'm time poor. I'll get to you all... Until then, patience, Grasshopper 🥹

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/12/2024

American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday theonion.com/american-exp...

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Eating toffee is pushups for your face

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Hot Mess 🔥 @hotsweetmess.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Alexa…. Skip to Friday

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

It's amusing the hypocrisy of all those saying that because in May he promised not to pardon Hunter, and now did, Biden's a liar. Like they didn't just elect an impeached, convicted felon, sex offender, who consistently lies, and the goal posts radically changed.

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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Bouncing on it granny style (my knees hurt)

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Well that's just sad... It's better when you get to meet them and everything turns out.

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Oh wow. Definitely way more followers than I had. They're cute though some freaks would dognap them

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Drama is the worst. Drama-free is much more pleasant to be around

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Don't apologize, it's totally fine. It's one of those days for msny anyways 🩵

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Ugh, nausea and yuk is bleh. Feel better soon 🩵

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

All good. I was trying to be sarcastically funny by QTing you, to push the point about QTs 🥃

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Noted 🙌 As long it happens at some point before 6pm CST

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Today is not the day they will learn "quote tweets don't work here," which is exactly why I quote tweeted you for the LOLs 🙌

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

It's all about that baste, 'bout that baste, 'bout that baste 🎶 - Turkey cookers, and IVF

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Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘 @designassassin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Has anyone made a joke about being stuffed like a turkey, or gobbled like one yet, or nah? 👀

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/11/2024

Naughty Things You Can Say On Thanksgiving: "Tying the legs together keeps it moist inside."

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