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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve never been in denial about it but I do think today was the first day I truly realized how much antisemitism is spreading and being normalized in online far-left circles. It’s scary and frightening and is only going to get worse if the left insists it’s not a problem.
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Derk Gently @derkgently.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucks sake I’m getting the dead pet posts again.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Russell Parker @pussellrarker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Such a sad decline from his Sherlock/Doctor Strange heyday www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
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Burst Cumbernauld sewage pipe leaves smelly 'Pringles tube sized keech' on path
The issue is said to have been reported to Scottish Water after a pipe burst, spewing raw sewage onto the path behind Drumpellier Gardens.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Derk Gently @derkgently.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Probably alone in this but the Ed Sheeran hounding seems way out of proportion. Yes he caved on Palestine due to stadium pressure but the hounding is insane. It’s not like his image is based on supporting political causes. Has a feeling of the Arday hounding all over again.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I actually came up with the idea of filling the triumphal arch with "sniper ammunition" and drones. My thought was, since it's going to be hollow inside (?) there's a lot of great storage space in there that would otherwise be going unused. Simply put the sniper ammunition and drones in there.
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Mike Display Name @therexwolff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one!"
-Mike Myers
On 9/11
CLICKHOLE
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Derk Gently @derkgently.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just a once in a generation communicator. This is so much harder than it looks and there have been only a handful of politicians in my lifetime that get anywhere near this.
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Derk Gently @derkgently.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Only Eastern Germany denazified….”
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Half-expecting government to announce VAT cut on balaclavas to help with cost of living.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Has the Daily Mail done a ‘Hooray For The Blackmasks’ headline yet?
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not now, plant with some sort of vision
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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James Felton @jimmfelton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Billy over there is the best damn FBI agent we ever had” “Is he-“ “I want you to concentrate on the wider picture here, but yes he is fucking that goat for money”
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 12/08/2026
I think you can look directly at the eclipse a little bit if you're pure of heart
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
it's the end of the muppet version of a christmas carol, where the scared-straight scrooge pokes his head out the window and is all hey kid what day is it, and he's like it's christmas you old bastard, and scrooge is all thank god i'm still in time, only this is michael caine as scrooge leaning out and shouting down at some very very cute and very felt vermin but still vermin, i'm just gonna call it like i see it here, straight-shooter, from the hip, anyway, instead of the normal exchange, scrooge is saying, "You, boy! Is there new pornography today?" And in the next panel, the rat is shouting back, "Every day, sir!" And then last panel is Scrooge looking extremely relieved. Beatific even. Thank you.
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 04/08/2026
when you know you've made a good game
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Whatever you do don’t take me to The Island from The Prisoner! I’d hate to live in a cool rent free apartment full of bold late 60s modern furniture haha noooo a bubble don’t chase me haha
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s eating at me that so many of you haven’t seen the movie Soylent Green
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
You can kill a French vampire with a baguette. It's a painstaking process but it works.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Derk Gently @derkgently.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ok so I read this and while it has a lot of opinions on what it doesn’t like about society it doesn’t offer any sort of vision of how anarchist society would work. All it does is critique. It is also difficult to distinguish from libertarianism in its outline.
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Derk Gently @derkgently.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Look when the republicans said defund planned parenthood no one was in doubt that they meant get rid of it in its entirety and like it or not that was the accepted meaning of it at that time
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Hugorrific ⚡️ @hugorrific.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Could be us
Two rice cookers about to kith.
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Derk Gently @derkgently.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The French won decisively but rarely have I seen a team so unsportsmanlike in victory. Nothing as pathetic as a bad winner
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 30/06/2026
I feel like she, specifically, should know better
Artificial intelligence
66 Is AI an exoskeleton for the mind?
Technology that helps people do things they couldn't otherwise achieve can also lead to atrophy
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Thorough and forensic legal assessment of the EHRC guidance by Melanie Field, former EHRC chief strategy and policy officer. A really vital article www.linkedin.com/pulse/has-eq...
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Has the Equality and Human Rights Commission done its job?
The EHRC’s draft Code of Practice for services, public functions and associations Last November, I wrote on Linked In about my concerns that the EHRC’s draft Code of Practice submitted to government o...
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Derk Gently @derkgently.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Insane, leaving decisions to people with no training and likely ideological incentives can only lead to legal action against the government
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
*a dog bites me, causing profuse bleeding and tissue trauma* julie andrews, stoned off her gourd: have u tried,, thinking about mittens. or kettles. that helps me in these situations me: im bleeding julie: think about wet flowers
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Kat Brown @katbrownwrites.com · 26/06/2026
Tesco is extending its Kids Eat Free scheme to 7 days a week over the summer, where children get a free meal with an adult purchase, but honestly, this detail about how small the adult purchase can be broke my heart.
The Café and The Coffee Shop in Tesco will be offering one free Kids Hot Meal Deal, Kids Breakfast or Kids Pick ‘n’ Mix deal with any full price adult purchase when they scan their Tesco Clubcard. **The adult purchase could be something as small as an apple costing just 65 pence.** And with no limit to the number of Kid’s meals you can redeem, families of all sizes can benefit too.
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Caesarion. @caesarion10.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I'm now reminded of Le génie du mal, a statue of Lucifer by Belgian artist Joseph Geefs, it was considered so hot there was fear it would distract people during sermons, so it was removed and his brother Guillaume made a second version, that was also too hot.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
In some ways it feels like the world has forgotten the message of Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Condemning riots isn't enough. We need policy action, including an immediate appraisal of X as a vehicle for coordinating far-right disorder. And we need political leadership, to challenge white nationalism as an idea, not to validate it daily and then complain when it turns violent.
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Alex Hern @hern.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Labour seems to have internalised the Supreme Court judgment as though it was a damning referendum loss that saw the public reject its position, rather than a plainly incorrect reading of a single point of law
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i was shouting BOO!-urns @supermathskid.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Excuse me it is 2026 the word is "women"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Rise of The Machines
Fred Flentstone stands, hands on his hips, looking incredulously at Barney Rubble, who is at the corner of the panel barely visible. He appears to wearing tiny sunglasses.
"C'mon Barn, what's with the getup? and what is that on your head?" Fred asks.
"oh this, Fred?"
We now see Barney is also wearing a black trench coat and smoking a cigarette. A small bird is taped to the side of his head. "Just the latest in cybernetic enhancement technology- wired right into my brain."

The background dissolves and Barney stands next to a free floating diagram of a human body with several small birds going into it and says "we're entering a new age, Fred- the synthesis of man and machine as one flesh. This is the future. It's hack or be hacked."
Fred looks incredulous. 

The bird pecks Barney.

Barney puts his hands on his head and screams "the machines are turning against us! We have built God only for him to destroy us!" as the bird continues to peck at him.
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