Reposted by Derek MarisMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348869954
Reposted by Derek MarisMatt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If I could wave a wand over sports fans and change one thing about their day to day habits… well this might not be it. But I still want to do it: Everyone, everyone, EVERYONE, stop calling ballparks and stadia by corporate names! Form consensuses around names that make you proud of the place! 6528
Reposted by Derek MarisJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 19/09/2026they should invent cinnamon rolls in lasagna form 10185970
Reposted by Derek MarisDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You're allowed to say "please" and "thank you" in the supercilious/exhausted pan-Euro voice of a tennis chair umpire around the house while the US Open is happening. Do not let your spouse tell you any different. 1542222
Reposted by Derek MarisLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Classic post here but "burrito bowl in the bag sideways" is a very pleasant phrase to the ear to me. 1720814
Reposted by Derek MarisAnchorage Man @sethpartnow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This is classy from KD 416423
Reposted by Derek MarisJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It's so funny that a SpaceX rocket crashed into the moon. It's so easy to not crash things into the moon. Almost nothing ever does that. This is Rube Goldberg-level goofball precision. 2138243
Reposted by Derek MarisAndrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026cuts against what democracy is. The voters wanted El-Sayed, El-Sayed is the candidate. He's he kind of candidate I like, too, so I'm happy, but it's just not worth getting into. It was up to the people of Michigan to decide who to run and they did it. 1131
Reposted by Derek MarisAndrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I think the Michigan primary does show that both candidates are kind of weak relative to what you would expect, Stevens because she's so strange and El-Sayed in part because of so much Islamophobia. But, for me, I don't do debates about electability because the NOTION of doing something about it 1101
Reposted by Derek Marisdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 04/08/2026just checking the lineup for tomorrows mets game 4296370
Reposted by Derek MarisMegan Gallagher @megangallagher.bsky.social · 02/08/2026"You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read." Happy birthday, James Baldwin! 11486398
Derek Maris @derekmaris.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I loved this. If you want a 1 minute primer on why Roth is so good, 15:01-16:14 has got you covered. 000
Reposted by Derek MarisDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt. 1654563572
Reposted by Derek MarisChris Weiss @chrisweiss175.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Cue @mobute.bsky.social 1678
Derek Maris @derekmaris.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Love this pt, doing this costs literally nothing & can act as a 1st step 000
Reposted by Derek MarisLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I’m not even asking for your policy paper on how to get there I’m just asking people to imagine it with their minds and want it. It’s free to do! 41499
Reposted by Derek MarisAaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026in other news, we must find Mitch McConnell's phylactery and destroy it before he can regenerate himself 0132
Reposted by Derek MarisJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 06/07/2026we≠us, the centrist rallying cry we’ve been waiting for 2791
Reposted by Derek MarisGeorge Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519 44546702
Reposted by Derek MarisMichael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 05/07/2026for Americans just getting into the game, remember, you don't have to wait four years to experience this sort of unhinged corruption you can watch international criminals buy teams to launder money week in and week out in league football 1241273
Reposted by Derek Marismike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026i know he gon remember this everyday for the next 53 years 1167276
Reposted by Derek MarisTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Therapist: wow youre very self aware Me: agreed. Is there a cure for that? Ive been thinking about trying to get a horse to kick my head in but only a little bit. Enough to make family guy funny but not enough that i cant drive my car anymore 331448
Reposted by Derek MarisLyrical Dushes @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026They found Popeyes. 😭 1142076499
Reposted by Derek MarisI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026My apologies to the Reductress, I wasn’t familiar with your game. 3274961341
Reposted by Derek MarisAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 08/06/2026This is exactly it. The work is the point. 1460942246
Reposted by Derek MarisDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/06/2026What's the best obviously scammy shitcoin for me to buy to show my support for Spencer Pratt at this difficult moment? Is there a site where I can buy an item endorsed by him at like 175 percent of its regular price that I never actually receive? 1450621
Reposted by Derek MarisZito @zeets.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Umberto Eco on the value of reading 017829
Reposted by Derek MarisPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/06/2026the only radical center i respect is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 283175438
Reposted by Derek MarisBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Celebrating Wemby but not forgetting the French Spurs greats of the past 967688
Derek Maris @derekmaris.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Stylistic differences aside of course, "Shaq in Orlando" is the best analogy I've heard so far for Wemby. Dominance that is only scratching the surface. 010
Reposted by Derek MarisOl' Chef Dan @olchefdan.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen. 737198273112
Reposted by Derek Marisjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 21/05/2026incredible photos behind the scenes of the new elvis costello and frank stallone body-switching comedy 171183
Reposted by Derek MarisBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Coolest guy in the world. 833263321
Derek Maris @derekmaris.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Another banger from the goat @schwenglish.bsky.social 020
Reposted by Derek MarisRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/04/2026IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT THEN STOP IT WAR EAGLE 61318