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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The entire Trump administration, top down, has to go to jail or we're lost.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hi there! Did you know this is an extremely fucked up amount of money and therefore power to be able to wield as a single person, let alone a person who is a fucking nazi? Maybe we should, I dunno, change some things to make life just a little less pleasant for this fuckwad and his ilk?
nytimes.com
Inside Elon Musk’s $276 Million Midterm Rescue Mission for Republicans (Gift Article)
The world’s richest person has quietly become by far the biggest known midterm donor, trying to save Republicans’ Senate majority with some of the largest donations in American political history.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When do we riot do you think
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“We must have a commissioner who can unite the league I have tried to tear apart as part of an elaborate post-career political grift.”
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Why is Pat McAfee
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
White privilege is this gourd with legs hissing on the corpse of 60 Minutes. Mediocrity embodied.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Looking at the front page on your site @nytimes.com and I'm not finding anything about the President of the United States making his cult pledge to cheat in the upcoming election. Did you not find this newsworthy?
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan fans: dudes, you are embarrassing yourselves.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Gentlemen of CFB: please, hide your disgusting lil bellies. We don’t need this back.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/08/2026
We were stuck in line waiting for gas at a Freedom Fuel Station, so this installment is a little late. Apologies! Anyway, you add another 90 atrocities to the list. #LestWeForgetTheHorrors buff.ly/V207e2L
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Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: July 2026: Atrocities 1117-1207
Add another 90 atrocities to the list.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The drama is being forced on the league by bad faith outside discourse like this. These hosts are the drama queens, and they don’t give a fuck about women or sports. They’re just angry lonely people without a single original idea.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@derekmaris.bsky.social couldn’t be you dog
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Preseason football is a plague on humanity. Go away.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Negative aura
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 09/08/2026
If you have concerns with Muslims in politics … you should see the Christians
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's absolutely insane we've somehow let the Covid recriminations debate become like "why didn't we reopen in person schools before there was a vaccine" and not "why did none of the trump guys go to jail for stealing PPE from New York hospitals in March 2020"
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don’t want justice after what Trump and all his goons have done. I want there to be an awful revenge.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026
Oyer: "2 days after Blanche was confirmed as deputy AG, he fired me from my position as DOJ's career pardon attorney. I declined to rubber stamp a favor for a friend of the president, and it cost me my job. Mr Blanche's office had asked me to restore the gun rights of a convicted domestic abuser..."
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Seconded. And if you stand and put your hand over your heart, you should be jailed. Ffs.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Line up ladies: this man wants your help climaxing. Resist if you can!
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is this faulty bitch sure she wants to bring up sexual misconduct? Is she absolutely fucking sure that’s the thing she wants coming out of her mouth? For real?
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This World Cup has done more to embarrass soccer than anything I’ve ever seen.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 10/07/2026
really think that if democrats hold any chamber of congress next year that a condition of passing a budget is the removal of russ vought, who has a genuinely tyrannical vision of presidential power and is a focal point of the lawlessness of the trump administration
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The robbery of Egypt makes sense if you understand that FIFA is running a babyface program with Messi, and the script is proceeding apace.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The way people are treating fans of the USMNT on here is pretty hideous. I don’t want Trump involved and he doesn’t own soccer. I can enjoy my team and the game without being shit on by every lazy pundit who gives two fucks about sports until it’s fun to shit on someone else. Ugly stuff on here.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
🇺🇸🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🇺🇸 www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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Paramedics responded to a ‘cardiac arrest’ at Mitch McConnell’s home on day of hospitalization
McConnell’s office hasn’t disclosed why the former Senate majority leader was hospitalized on June 14.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fuck this fucking doughboy
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can confirm: I monitor all Costco Hot Dog Lines at once from a remote location.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Elmo on Fire: Crazy Die Meme
ALT: Elmo on Fire: Crazy Die Meme
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Fuck Centrist Dems. Goodbye, flesh bags.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Lifeguard: you ain’t gotta do this. He wanted to go or he wouldn’t have bought a death trap.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 18/06/2026
NEW: Records obtained by ProPublica detail at least a dozen SpaceX investors with addresses in mainland China, Hong Kong or Russia who acquired stakes in SpaceX years ago through a middleman firm in the U.S. called Tomales Bay Capital.
propublica.org
Before SpaceX IPO, Investors in China Secretly Acquired Stakes
One previously unreported SpaceX investor has ties to Chinese military contractors. The information was revealed only after ProPublica went to court to obtain it.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fuck this Nazi.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Is he dead yet
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Acquires literal save the world money. Becomes Batman? 🙅 Ketamine addicted 4chan troll with no friends or sense of humor? 👍
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Is he dead yet
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
You have to never, ever, ever let up on how freakishly weird and fucked up these loons are.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ah yes, the 7th seal has been opened: ween and slizmaxxing
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"the voters will have their say in the election" is an uninspiring and demoralizing response to a court overturning the result of an election
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Kansas City DSA @kcdsa.org · 29/04/2026
We keep us safe 🌹💕 Free brake light and turn signal repair this Saturday, May 2 from 11AM-5PM @ Community Assistance Council, 10901 Blue Ridge Blvd, KCMO.
three people helping to replace lights on a car. one person on the right is facing the camera and cheesing :Da black sedan with the trunk open. two people are replacing lights more brake light on a sedan.the crew. four people standing and smiling. one person holding a fist up in solidarity. one person in front kneeling and making a sick pose with lit
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Dude love Swift all you want, but she is not a great songwriter. For fuck's sake.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 27/04/2026
"AI is viewed not only as a normal technology, but an elite political project to be resisted … a thing manufactured by out-of-touch billionaires and pushed onto an unwilling public.” trib.al/hSBPbZi
trib.al
The AI Industry Is Discovering That the Public Hates It
If there was any doubt over the brewing public backlash to this technology, the last few weeks have erased it.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Don’t we all wish
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's insult to injury that these people are criminals but also huge fucking dorks and losers.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Someone hold homie underwater for 20 minutes and see if his god gives him gills.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Tuesday was a scary moment of clarity for U.S. and the world. Trump war crimes and his rapid mental decline challenge us to remove him from office immediately, to save our democracy, possibly the human race Ignore the roadblocks. Start talking action. My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...
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The fate of the earth depends on removing Trump from the White House, ASAP | Will Bunch
Trump's unhinged genocide threats demand radical action to remove him from the White House, immediately,
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He still needs to be removed. This changes nothing.
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A thousand times this
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Schwenglish @schwenglish.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I’m so fucking tired. I have a whole list of former family who can rot at their own funerals alone. You wanted a little god king more than you wanted to be decent to your fellow Americans. Rot forever idgaf.
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