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@derekhill.bsky.social
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 4h
bristly little porcupine
Bvvitched • 2h ago
Yall know we say fall because England said fall first right?

Human_Paper_240 OP • 2h ago
My question didn't pertain to that at all I don't really care
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 5h
telling the interviewer she has sack lunch vibes
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 6h
static.klipy.com
Jenn Robbins Points at THIS
Alt: Jenn Robbins Points at THIS
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 6h
good guy greg
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 6h
my favorite part of the postseason is when it's clear the yankees are about to die and the announcers start sounding all sad and dejected
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 6h
i like banned book week but i personally don't participate. they must have been banned for a reason
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 6h
that's insensitive dude there are people on here who could really use all those diamonds
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 6h
guy turning back before he hits da diamond zone
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 6h
ben rice is so funny. caillou can mash
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 7h
might place an early order for the dewalt special
dewalt yellow coffin with dewalt branding
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 7h
enjoy nashvillecasketsales.com/caskets.htm
nashvillecasketsales.com
Nashville Casket Sales Gallery of Caskets
Sampling of Custom Caskets created by Nashville Casket Sales
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 8h
atlanta braves themed coffin
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 8h
"i'll have the jared special!" my brother in christ....
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 8h
muncy....
lip bite emoji
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 8h
a small scruffy dog wearing a cone (ralph)
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 8h
all things are possible with this hella small camel that i found on ali express
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 8h
You don’t learn the gong bro you’re either born knowing it or you will die a stranger to its ways
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 8h
you're my brother from an Other Mommy, bro
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 8h
i've been wearing my "neurodivergency includes shell shock" sandwich board and walking back and forth in front of my barbershop for hours. i think my message is starting to sink in
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 9h
none of us have ever experienced anything
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 9h
couldn't hurt
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 9h
i'm self-taught 😩
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 9h
play a flute for him
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 9h
that's a myth dude. you're supposed to play the flute for them
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 9h
i don't call it "dinner", i call it "evening kosher dill pickle spear". the reason is pretty interesting actually,
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 10h
[postgame press conference] i got tilted. that's it. wasn't feeling good about any of my recent posts and let it get to my head. i'm dead now. really no one to blame but myself
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 10h
grabbing desperately around me for something to post about, disturbing a nearby western diamondback rattlesnake
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sorry my dog barked at you, i'll just scream at him in a way that makes you worry i abuse him
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 11h
i thought i was the only one who could see her
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 11h
someday i'd like to walk/canoe the path of lewis and clark and stop at all the same roadside attractions as them
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 12h
i'll brainstorm some new ideas and get back to you
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 12h
Monsieur Poblano
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 12h
some people really on here having arguments with people 24/7 and i can't imagine a more personalized hell
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 14h
asking a high school swim team captain if he can officiate a wedding
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 16h
lmao
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 17h
thunking mike wazowski's eyeball back into his body like one of those japanese soda bottles
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Share if you would do anything to protect the valley
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 19h
day foe friday 🔜
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
beach bono isnt real he cant hurt you... beach bono isnt real he cant hurt you (beach bono) hello hello! im at a place called kokomo!
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 19h
I to this day think of it at least once
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 19h
@zazlov.wb.co
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 19h
they should do a biopic about pizza
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
phew haha i was nervous about making a contribution
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
saying chop chop lovely to the speedway employee counting out my change
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
and maybe he's shotgunning a beer
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
badass
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'm a lower tier spice girl. my name is medicine spice
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Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yoshinobu Yamamoto is an ace and a bad bitch
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤝
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fracking yosemite
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