Reposted by deep see creatureThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/08/2026David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals theonion.com/david-attenborough-adm… 352220196
Reposted by deep see creatureフブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 05/08/2026just incredible 352375
Reposted by deep see creatureEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...theonion.comTranslator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ... 257239324576
Reposted by deep see creatureThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/07/2026Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently 311444222
Reposted by deep see creaturekate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do! 241407367
Reposted by deep see creatureJacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true 9057811464
Reposted by deep see creaturejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026bro are you okay? you've been looking kind of wine-dark lately 922826
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 28/06/2026this is an actual piece of symbolism in the great gatsby 000
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 15/06/2026i have something important due on the 24th and all the deltarune countdowns are stressing me the fuck out 000
Reposted by deep see creaturejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/06/2026trent reznor trying to come up with a name for his band 61173239
Reposted by deep see creatureJane @jane.meangirls.online · 15/06/2026Cities are the Real America and the city dweller must take the country back from the tyrannical, Hitler-loving suburbanite. 81308189
Reposted by deep see creaturejenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026transgender is inevitable. get on board or get left behind, luddites. 313062586
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 09/05/2026noiƨnɘmib ɿoɿɿim ɘʜɈ moɿʇ ϱniɈƨoq ɈɿɒɈƨ ɒnnoϱ m'i 100
Reposted by deep see creatureFujoshi Mountain Sect Leader @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026 41205138270
Reposted by deep see creatureThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026Rita Ora’s Agent Scores Singer Another Prime Crossword Puzzle Placement theonion.com/rita-oras-agent-scores… 151321142
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 25/04/2026all i do is win win win no matter what. got bunny on my mind 010
Reposted by deep see creature@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink 2118221689
Reposted by deep see creatureOrteil @orteil42.bsky.social · 16/02/2026guy who pronounces onion like orion 1123029
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 17/02/2026a group of belligerent naysayers balk into a war 000
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 14/02/2026to both of my followers: please play this game it fucking rules 000
Reposted by deep see creatureThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/02/2026This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics 404055393
Reposted by deep see creatureFurryEnds @furryends.bsky.social · 18/08/2025taking a bath at the hotel room 9571092204
Reposted by deep see creaturebada 🌊 @tokkibada.bsky.social · 29/01/2026i finished playing #deltarune last night 12939266
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 28/01/2026i did this once in high school. bought a huge roll of i voted stickers, put one on my (zipped-up) jacket. when people asked me (i was <18) "you voted?" I would unzip my jacket, revealing hundreds of i voted stickers on the inside like a cartoon drug dealer and say "yeah a little bit" 001
Reposted by deep see creatureThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/01/2026Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-express… 684082
Reposted by deep see creaturematthew | ENCHAIN out NOW @mattlawr.dev · 22/01/2026after years of uncertainty, ENCHAIN is releasing into Early Access on February 12th! explore an intertwined, non-linear underworld with expressive platforming and frenetic FPS action. please wishlist! store.steampowered.com/app/1396870/... 1115260
Reposted by deep see creatureAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I hate when I’m riding a bus on a dark moonless highway and all the passengers gradually figure out we died and are trapped in purgatory 713914
Reposted by deep see creatureThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/01/2026Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds… 10165231074
Reposted by deep see creaturelottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 11/01/2026now he's no longer here to contradict me, i am ready to announce that a human being couldn't possibly have written a book as ignorant and destructive as "Chariots Of The Gods". aliens wrote this book and EvD just took credit for their work 432676
Reposted by deep see creatureJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 11/01/2026Do you think she was interviewed in a restaurant and made up her name while looking at her surroundings 112092
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 10/01/2026i have never met a single person named sherlock or ebenezer 000
Reposted by deep see creaturethe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Schrodinger: [playing dead and alive] Bear: what the hell 522937
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 06/01/2026guy who thinks "devil's lettuce" means arugula 000
Reposted by deep see creatureweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Vegetarian Greek food restaurant called Don't Meat Your Gyros 652449464
Reposted by deep see creatureceej @ceej.online · 03/01/2026god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars 402598386
Reposted by deep see creaturetobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 02/01/2026guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge" 569310585271
Reposted by deep see creatureglorp @glorpdaily.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Day 605. Happy new years! 712031
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 01/01/2026he was a trader joe. she said see you later joe 000
Reposted by deep see creatureAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Times Square used to put a human sacrifice beneath the New Years ball to get crushed to death at exactly midnight. A blood offering to nourish Baby New Year. They stopped doing that in the 1990s though, these days they use a goat 410621
deep see creature @deepseecreature.bsky.social · 25/12/2025according to my advent calendar, merry christmas 000
![[in the most JFK voice imaginable] I choose to believe this shit not because it's true, but because it's funny](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5qgl5vs67falw7dz2ayt6crz/bafkreifvf4jbzpjcjhsw6ckvmmi3gteas33fjf4rhpb2ikrcsmc3yg4iqe)
