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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)

@schwarziest.bsky.social
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I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #ChicagoStars, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap. "Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."

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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 4h
The death penalty is barbaric and needs to be abolished.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 5h
Him: ... This #Cubs team had a lot of soft spots. Her: Yeah PCA is one of the soft spots. Me:
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Scream Cat
Alt: Screaming Cat with lazer eyes
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 5h
I played the saddest song I know. #Cubs
Morphine's "Gone for Good" on TouchTunes.
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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 7h
It’s crunch time on making rent! Soooo many amazing specials in the feed! I am putting together some awesome bonus gift packages to go home w/ any orders. Thank you thank you for sharing & looking.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 5h
Well, that was not the ending I saw coming. It was a fun season, mostly I guess. So I'll just be over here, counting the days until pitchers and catchers report. #Cubs
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 6h
We got 8 and 9 to do this. SO DO IT! #Cubs
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 6h
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Jim Carrey: So You're Telling Me There's a Chance?
Alt: Jim Carrey: So You're Telling Me There's a Chance?
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Nakisha M. Lewis (she/her) @naklew.bsky.social · 6h
Shoutout to Arike and Dallas for getting us a game 3!!!! #wnba
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 7h
That run gonna spur the #Cubs to bigger and better things.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 7h
At least Shaw didn't GIDP. He's still an asshole.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 7h
#Cubs gonna tie it up this inning. If I'm wrong, well then I'll probably make the same prediction next inning.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 7h
It's the 3rd inning. Y'all are so fuckin negative it actually makes me physically feel bad.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8h
Dude at the bar claims to be a #Cubs fan then calls PCA "a piece of shit" and says he would trade him "in a moment." Someone tell me why I shouldn't beat his ass right now.
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Hold Me Back!
Alt: Hold Me Back!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8h
Why are we challenging that? It's the second inning and we have one ABS challenge left. Goddamn.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8h
Shaw had no chance there but that doesn't mean he shouldn't be launched into the sun. #Cubs
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8h
Too many #Cubs fans.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8h
I should have specified, something positive for the Cubs.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8h
Ian Happ do *something* positive.
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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 9h
Down to needing to sell 6 framed pieces to have rent! Just hours left before it needs to be paid. Not allowed to be short or late.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8h
Let's go, Kevin G! #Cubs
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Don't Let Haters Stop Your Thang - Mean Girls
Alt: Don't Let Haters Stop You from Doing Your Thang - Mean Girls
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8h
Not a great AB from PCA there.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8h
LET'S GO #CUBS! GET THE W!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 8h
Once again, into the breach. #Cubs
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 9h
I gotta say, as I do every year, that a champagne celebration after every playoff series win is excessive and silly. Sorry, but winning a 3-game series does not warrant dousing each other with booze.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 9h
Congrats to Angel Reese on her first playoff series win! #WNBA
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Sad Cat Says 'I Miss You'
Alt: Sad Cat Says 'I Miss You'
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 9h
You had quite a fine season, Mystics. You've got a great young core to build around, so don't be too sad. After all? You could be on the Sky! #WNBA
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 9h
Don't you dare show me videos hyping up Sophie Cunningham and expect me not to curse you out like the loser you are.
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Chuck @ivychat.bsky.social · 10h
Good for the White Sox. But Jerry Reinsdorf can still fuck off.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 10h
Astros, you had one job: push it to 3 games. Fail City, population you.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 11h
That definitely was not what I said, Houston.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 11h
Astros! Remove your heads from your asses!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 11h
One reason I won't use AI to write shit: it's usually harder to edit the work of others than to just write it myself.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 12h
Astros need to win this in extra innings. I want the maximum amount of baseball possible.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Last night >>>>>> Tonight
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today is the last day of Earth Wind & Fire month so listen accordingly.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cubs or Blackhawks post?
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Cat Thinking: I Think Both
Alt: Cat Thinking: I Think Both
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok let's do this, boys!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me: Can you turn off this post-game before I throw up on your bar? Bartender: *puts on The Mummy Returns* Me [upon seeing Oded Fehr]: Ooh yes, the hot man!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well. That was a fucking travesty. #Cubs
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus, Pedro.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A real live fake rally!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Matt Shaw will probably start game 2 so I guess I'll start looking forward to 2027 Opening Day.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so glad I can't hear Clayton Kershaw right now.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blocking every Padres fan being an asshole in my mentions. Y'all don't follow me, so shut the fuck up.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry I didn't realize Michael King is such a fucking household name, random internet reply guy! There's 32 MLB teams and roughly what, 12 pitchers per team? How dare I not know who the hell he is!
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've hated the Padres since 1984. Tonight is painful beyond words.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This game is so fucking depressing.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#Cubs out to make the Red Sox feel better about their game tonight.
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White Cat Gagging
Alt: White Cat Gagging
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Murphy's Law in full effect for the #Cubs tonight.
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Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Padres colors are shit brown and piss yellow.
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