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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸

@dean-tane.bsky.social
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A member of the whoregeoisie fighting for a dicktatorship of the hoeletariat. Takatāpui 🌿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (Ngāti Tūwharetoa/Kahungunu). Kerryman ☘️ UK-based, Ireland-born, Aotearoa-descended. And with a cacophony of an accent to boot!

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did a bit of pumpkin painting with a pal and think I fixed it
A pumpkin painted as the famous Irish Samhain turnip carved head.


#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #BuyIrish
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Another thing I’ve noticed here in Naples is a lot more bald men here. Like no one is in a rush to get on the minoxidil or go on a plane to Turkey, they just don’t care
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Verity Holloway @verityholloway.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's always a good day to quote Dawn Foster.
Screenshot of a Dawn Foster tweet reading: "I knew Wes when I was a student and he was the NUS president - always been a right wing lickspittle cunt"
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I took so many photos; of the ruins, of the cats who’ve made their home on the site, the modern town of Pompei in distance from the ancient one. But none of the people, it didn’t feel right.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’ve all learned about it in school, and the nerds among us read about them all the time. But the images you see in a textbook or online don’t properly encapsulate what they are until you see them in person
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Visited Pompeii today and my main take was I appreciated how they now display the plaster casts. They emphasise the point these were once people, and should not be seen as artefacts, but something else: an imprint of human pain
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CHOOSE. YOUR. WIPER
A collection of novelty toilet rolls from a market stall in Naples, showing images of politicians like Georgina Meloni, Silvio Berlusconi, and Boris Johnson, as well as football teams printed on the rolls
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My feline child can’t even spell “cisgendered heterosexual”!
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meanwhile, from a friend who’s currently cat sitting
A video a friend sent me of my cat who they’re looking after while I’m away. The message reads:

“the way he literally went into a wee distinguished chic pose soon as I had the camera on him looool love him so much you raised your gay child right”
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You’re saying this thing could blow up at ANY MOMENT??!
Me and my friend posing with a panoramic view of Naples behind us. I’m pointing to Mount Vesuvius while my friend is covering their ears.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the German Greens didn’t even support a ceasefire in Gaza btw
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What was your favourite place to eat while you were here? Just had dinner next door to where we’re staying and am shocked by the favours and minimal spend
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just paid €1.80 for a litre bottle of red wine. It’s been nice knowing you all 🥴
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Been in Naples for only an hour and I’ve already been misgendered for an Italian multiple times
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last week Israeli football fans targeted monkey chants at Black Irish players and chanted for the IDF to kill Irish people. We’ve evidence for that, but none for the claims made by this ‘journalist’. Of course, when it comes to The Special Country, they’re always the victims never the perpetrators
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Should add as well I had a “where you from??” while dealing with them because of my wondering accent, which didn’t help with all those differences
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So you can see why I was stressing out in this group interaction lol
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was raised in the unique chip dichotomy familiar in NZ English; chips can mean both crisps/chips, or fries/chips. You just add “hot” before “chips” if referring to the freshly hot and fried strips of potato. Also, most vocally replace the ‘i’ with a ‘u’ sound in ‘chips’ because fuck it why not
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tonight I spent about twenty minutes explaining to a group of Americans what “chips” and “fries” are in the UK. This was exhausting not because of them (they’re Yanks, things are different there and that’s fine!), more the difference gave myself an existential crisis over the concept of “chips”
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The hotel just messaged saying they can’t accept this 😭
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Dean Buckley @deanbuckley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
there has been remarkably little interest from the Irish press in the takeover of Mount Melleray by a private American university owned by a billionaire with close ties to Opus Dei that recently experienced a major outbreak of measles and has a statue of Charlie Kirk being embraced by Jesus
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had to send a scan of my passport for the hotel we’re staying at in Naples next week, and it’s even worse 😬
A scan of my Irish passport, showing the ID photo. All you can make of my face are the eyes, nose, mouth, ears and facial hair. There is no outline of my head, my face completely blends with the white background.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Mrs. Iran and Principal Russia were in the RAF Fairford closet making terrorist babies and I saw one of the terrorist babies, and the terrorist baby looked at me”
Ralph Wiggum with his parents, except Ralph’s face has been replaced with a smiling Andy Burnham’s
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hayao Miyazaki “Anime was a mistake. It was nothing but trash” meme
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So did they announce they’re gonna stop persecuting minorities at the labour conference? No? Ah well there’s always next year with the next PM
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let me pack a Patrizia Reggiani wig so I can REALLY get into character
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And also exploring the rest of Naples too; the amateur historian within can’t wait!
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This time next week I’ll be exploring Pompeii 🏛️🌋
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nigella Lawson is such a welcoming change on Bake Off you forget Paul Hollywood is still there
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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘you can hope again!’ — andy burnham my hope is that wes streeting stand trial for the over 40 trans children he murdered. somehow don’t think that’s gonna happen.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hope you both make a nice day of it in town after!
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Simon McGarr @tupped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why, every year, the whole of Ireland is required to celebrate the Puck Fair. We can’t just say that hauling a goat into the air for days on end is something just for Kerry. We are a united country, which is why we have airborne goats everywhere.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Futurama is being cancelled again? A day ending in Y
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sue-Ellen going full Christofacsist is even more bizarre when you remember she’s a member of a Buddhist cult that has a history of sexual abuse allegations
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Even as Miliband said this, people outside the Labour conference were being arrested for demonstrating in solidarity with Palestine. Miliband later refused to meet with protestors. The Labour government's weak little noises about Gaza are pure hypocrisy and cynicism.
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LiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weird how we can instantly arrest the peaceful protesters on the most extreme of charges but it takes days to arrest the violent racists on the most minimal & penalty free of charges huh
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three years into this genocide there’s still many who think this is too “nuanced” or “complicated” to have an opinion on it
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I honestly didn’t know it was happening this week until seeing Burnham’s vapid Instagram post about it saying “I may be a blue, but for this weekend only I’m a red”
Edited screenshot from the show Superstore, with the caption “It’s like “we get it. You’re ‘Northern’”
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So glad I don’t have to deal with these Labour briefcases in town for the conference like I had to in my last job
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh I’m SEATED for Kate Nash’s new London Irish era album 💚
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good luck trying to draft me for your stupid wars
Janet from The Good Place, with the caption “Not a Brit”
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We should bring back conscription but only for those 66% of pensioners who want it. Let them play out and die for their WW2 fantasies while the rest of us get on with our lives!
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Macklemore has announced a Free Palestine Tour, with the first show scheduled for Dublin next month. Paris and London shows also scheduled. All proceeds going to multiple organisations including Gaza Soup Kitchen, Jewish Voice for Peace, Medical Aid for Palestinians, and more.
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