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Deacon Blues Clues

@deaconbluesclues.bsky.social
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Dressing like a jojo villain irl since 2017. Likes Jesus but not the Trump branded knockoff version of Christianity. Warhammer person and fighting game / RTS enjoyer, paints many tiny men. Share themed playlists with me, I love those.

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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 9h
once again reminded how the designer of the furby sincerely believes they are alive radiolab.org/podcast/more...
CALEB CHUNG: Well, I have to ask you, when is something alive? Furby can remember these events, they affect what he does going forward, and it changes his personality over time. He has all the attributes of fear or of happiness, and those are things that add up and change and change his behavior and how he interacts with the world. So how is that different than us?

JAD: Wait a second, though. Are you really gonna go all the way there?

CALEB CHUNG: Absolutely.

JAD: This is a toy with servo motors and things that move its eyelids and a hundred words.

CALEB CHUNG: So you're saying that life is a level of complexity. If something is alive, it's just more complex.

JAD: I think I'm saying that life is driven by the need to be alive, and by these base primal animal feelings like pain and suffering.

CALEB CHUNG: I can code that. I can code that.
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 6h
just read this absolute bonkers turn of events
Right before turning to get on the Lloyd, I was stopped by this man. He was just smiling as he was walking down the road, and stopped me to give me a rose!
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NOTE: just found out this man was a registered sex offender!! I was not aware of this!
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 14m
Full color Sunday calvin could do it. He's got the skulls and equipment. He has air superiority. But weekday Calvin? He hates mondays. Because they kill him.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2h
Calvin wouldn't last 5 minutes in The Far Side
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 2h
A fairly conservative friend of mine and I were talking about one policy we would pass to improve the lives of men. Hands down, banning sports betting. Surprised leftists and religious conservatives don't unite on this one.
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 31m
I think the cocktails taste better if they're conscious
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 4h
forget are llms conscious. are lImes conscious. that's limes but i capitalized the i for reasons we don't need to get into
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Constant Screaming @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 6h
I do think tying Congress up for 2 full years for serial impeachments of the president and his cabinet is a *good* use of time. If the Senate doesn't like it they can vote to convict and it'll end.
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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 8h
A quote from “Voices from Chernobyl”: 

“The mechanism of evil will work under conditions of apocalypse, also. That's what I understood. Man will gossip, and kiss up to the bosses, and save his television and ugly fur coat. And people will be the same until the end of time.
Always.”
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 36m
Just rolling down the block real slow on East and Stupid, asking the locals with my window rolled down where the really dumb stuff is
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 6h
I love stupid jokes but I want to make it clear I'm merely a tourist in stupidland, I'm not a permanent resident there
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 1h
/tg/ has always felt like a comic book shop in a bad part of town but I increasingly feel like a raccoon or seagull or something trying to break into the dumpster whenever I'm browsing there
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 1h
Everytime I go back to 4chan to rummage around for 40k rumors it's an increasingly short countdown to when I'll be exasperated by something that's too much to mentally deal with but this was the first time I any % speedrun to "instantly closed the tab"
/tg/ traditional games board on 4chan. Center of frame is an AI ad with a crying plasticy baby in The Contraption next to AI crying woman (idk why she's crying, it has nothing to do with the topic) next to some guy who I think is an author of the book being advertised. It is captioned:

"CIRCUMCISION IS WORSE THAN RAPE > BUY MY BOOK ON AMAZON PLEASE DIDION CONSENTINO"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h
This show might be good, whatever, I’m having more fun seeing shit like this and being like in episode 3 he plays hockey, his grandfather gifting him his iconic mask with the words “always make it your ‘goalie’ to stab people”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 4h
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 1h
But I agree white socks are mega uggo. Also I purchased like 30 black socks 2 years ago and just never looked back
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 1h
I only wear black socks including the gym and athletic activities. Do you find this acceptable, sock arbitrator
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 1h
at the funding and execution level, the republican party is now, functionally, elon musk and donald trump. plenty of people taking orders from them, but they’re the two giving the orders.
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 1h
I go online to find new music and it's just the same shit thrown right back at me all the time.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 13h
there's another aspect to all this: audiences—after a while, maybe even subconsciously—respect you less when they realize you're just giving them what they want. i think a result of many years on the algorithmic internet is a lot of ppl are exhausted of having themselves mirrored back all the time
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 1h
What's the best way to take a good selfie? I always feel awkward about where im holding the phone and then end up glaring at the camera like a Geese Howard
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 7h
yeah fair
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 6h
It’s not surprising Kojima likes Iñárritu they both love losing hundreds of millions of dollars on a prestige work that makes a valid point in a kind of annoying way.
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 1h
Fox News thinks liberal means "leftist" and certain leftists think liberal means "cynical moderate". In both cases, they're probably visualizing Hillary Clinton
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Samus is Here @samusishere.bsky.social · 8h
How did Rick and Morty predict AI better than everyone else.
en.wikipedia.org
Mr. Meeseeks - Wikipedia
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Quin Bunny Notaro 🏳️‍⚧️ | Pumpkin-Spiced Author 🎃👻 @bunnyisawriter.bsky.social · 17h
I went outside with bestie last night while she smoked a cigarette, and I heard a little peep before feeling something fuzzy rub against my leg. Naturally I started petting what I assumed was a stray cat and it took me a minute to realize I was petting a fucking possum. Yes, we hollered and ran.
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 2h
(okay but this is a dry cleaning situation right)
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 3h
they flayed the Fucking grink
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 3h
oh my god.... the grink
r/laundry 12h
How to wash?

image is a ratty looking yellow-green coat made of what appears to be grinch pelt
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 2h
Iirc there's a boss coming up who is very difficult. I recall just dying a lot to them (plural)
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 23h
For me, as a socialist and an Eastern European, March 11 is the day of the liberation of my people from a foreign oppressor we neither wanted nor deserved. The only road to socialism I am willing to walk has it as a milestone. If I am asked to reject it, I am out, full stop.
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 23h
It's not possible to separate one's views on modern Russia from one's views on the USSR because in many ways they are in fact indeed still the same thing. You cannot understand why Ukraine wants to leave their orbit if you cannot understand what they did to us.
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 23h
You fundamentally struggle to internalise that in fact, in those years, the neolibs and the anticommunists were right: that system had to be destroyed with fire and sword, that the events of those years were a good for humanity. Which you /need/ to grasp. Now.
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Evan @evansmithhist.bsky.social · 20h
Today I found out that Umberto Eco crafted a version of this meme in the 1980s…
Beware the
alibi of photocopies ! Photocopies are indis-
pensable instruments. They allow you to keep with you a text you have already read in the library, and to take home a text you have not read yet. But a set of photocopies can become an alibi. A student makes hundreds of pages of photocopies and takes them home, and the manual labor he exercises in doing so gives him the impression that he possesses the work. Owning the photocopies exempts the student from actually reading them. This sort of vertigo of accumulation, a neocapitalism of information, happens to many. Defend yourself from this trap: as soon as you have the photocopy, read it and annotate it immediately. If you are not in a great hurry, do not photocopy something new before you own (that is, before you have read and annotated) the previous set of photocopies. There are many things that I do not know because I photocopied a text and then relaxed as if I had read it.
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 2h
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Definitely Taco Bell @fauxo-bell.skalnik.com · 2h
Try the new Soft Bucket
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Grace in Nature @grace5677.bsky.social · 5h
Wildlife photos taken in California; nature is the most beautiful, and taking photos depends on fate.
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 2h
That is SUCH a clever meta narrative modeling thing!
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love2pronk.bsky.social @love2pronk.bsky.social · 7h
Here are my Cult of Time Scarab Occult Terminators! Only the characters and sorcerers will use 40k parts, all others are being torn through space time from the Heresy era. #nerdlings #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #paintingminiatures #warhammer40k
Terminator Sorcerer paintedTerminator command squad, with a sorcerer flanked by his lackeysSome terminators undergoing transformation thanks to cult of time shenanigans
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 2h
the death drive IS REAL and it CAN hurt you
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 2h
How much overlap is there between being a klingon and like, being a warhammer or lotr dwarf in your opinion. Or is it more orc energy? How the fuck does any one use a baatleth or whatever that weird sword is called? This is a topic of substantial interest to me
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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mfrankovich.bsky.social @mfrankovich.bsky.social · 3h
Gotta say far from perfect but im a million times happier with it than i would be with the American system. For one we had a baby and only had to pay about $80 for parking the two days. My mothers cancer was caught by her GP and removed and treated in weeks with zero cost.
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 3h
You got a link? (I don't know what the bill is)
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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 3h
This is a big part of why people name "their dudes" and also why a friend of mine calls the physical hobby "space barbies" (affectionately)
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
40K works a lot better for me as a setting when it's on this more personal scale and you better get to know all your fucked up little human guys. never cared for the space marines.
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videosyncrasy @videosyncrasy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Quick cafe sketch
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 3h
my cat looks stupid when he sleeps
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