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Yane

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23h
Trump's head is so far up Putin's ass he can see Sarah Palin's front porch.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What a comically out of touch response. Maine, please vote this idiot out.
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tbluvoter❌👑 @tbluvoter.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes, they should blame REPUBLICAN budget cuts. Start reminding folks who actually caused the problem. It didn't happen by itself.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s mad our country is run by crooks and murderers and so am I. I’m no longer interested in negotiating with these people and neither is he.
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Peter Montgomery @petemontdc.com · 10/10/2026
Looks like Trump's new press secretary meets the main qualification: a willingness to pass off right-wing BS as truth www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Trump’s New Press Secretary Busted Peddling Bonkers Nazi Claim
President Donald Trump’s new press secretary has a history of spreading misinformation, from election denialism to an extreme claim linking the abortion pill mifepristone to Nazi concentration camps. ...
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Nina Jankowicz @ninajankowicz.com · 10/10/2026
RUSSIA TARGETED A BUS FULL OF CIVILIANS AND MULTIPLE APARTMENT COMPLEXES THIS WEEK ALONE. Maybe the ingrate is the guy who made the decision to fund that terrorism by purchasing oil in a last ditch attempt to boost his poll numbers?
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Arena of the Unwell @chordtone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THere's a seersucker born every day
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 09/10/2026
We can seek justice in this country without glorifying violence and turning an execution into a grotesque public spectacle. What this criminal did was abhorrent and must be punished—but we as a country cannot condone livestreaming a man’s death for entertainment.
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Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Through this livestreamed execution, the Trump regime will declare that it has departed from the civilized world and has plunged headlong into its own Dark Ages.
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Fort Hood Shooter’s Execution Will be Public and Streamed Live, Pentagon Says (Gift Article)
If carried out, the public execution of Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan by firing squad set for Dec. 3 would be the first in modern U.S. history.
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Pianoman @pianoman12.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd like to propose a term, "super ignorance," for those who follow Trump's leadership.
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ddll.bsky.social @ddll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The most moronic administration in history talking about "Super Intelligence"
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Irony Meter Goes Off The Charts
ALT: Irony Meter Goes Off The Charts
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Michael McFaul @mcfaulmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is going on with our president? Calling people "THE ENEMY" for exercising their First Amendment rights is deeply disturbing. That's what autocratic leaders do, not American leaders. Doing so for such a trivial, vain matter is just nutty.
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Greedy sycophant coward with no empathy who wants to replace all humans while taking all their money say whaaat?
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 08/10/2026
Not sure why anyone bothers with anti-AI activism when the most effective strategy would be to just point as many microphones as possible to its most vocal champions.
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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 08/10/2026
It's telling that men would rather try to invent tech to replace humans' role in caregiving than step up as equal partners in parenting. Telling, that is, in that it shows how financial capitalism and patriarchy work together to dissuade men from doing "unprofitable" labor, like the work of care.
X post from AI industry insider Alvin Sng :

My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voice.
Me: I can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you work in Al.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dawg I WISH
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The president should never joke about American cities getting bombed. Don’t normalize his constant pathetic, insane, and completely unhinged behavior.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 04/10/2026
It’s like we built a hydrogen bomb, then entrusted Gordon Gekko to make a profit off it and Barney Fife to monitor him. What could go wrong? trib.al/RtfhrHH
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Trump Personifies the Basic Laws of Human Stupidity
How a 50-year-old treatise by an Italian economic historian makes sense of our utterly senseless moment
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guns will go more like “pew pew” instead of “pow pow”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seriously, unless you're going to call me a "scientist" for helping my son with his class volcano project and call me a "physician" because I applied a band-aid successfully, please please PLEASE stop calling any random crank who shits out a book about the past a "historian"
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 30/09/2026
This is obviously disgusting in so many ways. Gonna highlight one: Servicemember beard exemptions are all on religious or medical grounds. They're either Sikhs (mostly South Asian) or have a skin condition related to shaving curly hair (mostly African American). "No beardos" is racist as hell.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LMAO
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By the way, his tattoos look like he passed out shirtless at a frat party.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hegseth purged all the trans and woke cybersecurity specialists aaaaaaaand
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Dark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth is a great example of a common type of officer who's ended up in charge of something, doesn't have a clue how to do the job, and just falls back on PT, grooming, slogans, and searching for scapegoats. If you put him in charge of a Cinnabon he would do the exact same things.
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Mostly True News @mostlytruenews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hegseth says one fifth of US generals and admirals are about to be fired in a dangerous purge of leadership. "Clowns out cowboys in", says the Trump lackey Fox News drunkard.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free.
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Linda Marie 🕊️ @lindam174.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Weren’t these bearded weirdos invited to the pentagon recently?
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Ralf W @raflw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Says the guy who gave extremely sensitive fighter jet info to China. ETHD: Everyone Trump Hires is a Dipshit
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Croohur @ballaug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doesnt say "no drunks". Wonder why.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd like to make it clear, although the list is unranked, they called and told me that I'm #1. They said there's nobody more important than me in any list they've ever made. They said, "You won the TIME100 lists" then called the astronaut on the list a coward. Little much but I can't control them.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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LL @cheetodusty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the best reply I’ve seen- by Art but make it Sports
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A fuckup so dumb even NYT homepage/headline writers have no choice but to describe it accurately
As Jack Smith Testifies, a Senator’s Accusation of Perjury Falters

A Republican eager to prove the former special counsel was dishonest appeared to instead demonstrate his own confusion over basic facts.
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Things that Senator Eric Schmitt always confuses: Iowa Hawkeyes vs. Atlanta Hawks. A John Deer Tractor vs. A Dear John Letter. Washington State vs. Washington DC. Gorrillas vs. Guerrillas. Duke University’s Blue Devils vs. Arizona State University’s Sun Devils.
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All it could take for the national popular vote compact to reach a majority of electoral votes is for Democrats to flip six legislative chambers across Arizona, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
Electoral College cartogram showing which states are in the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact and which ones could join in time for it to activate by 2028. Each state is sized and labeled according to its number of electoral votes. The states are spaced out enough to accommodate the changes in size but retain their general shapes and relative positions on the map.

Current members are in solid orange, potential members are in light green, and nonmembers that are unlikely to join are in medium gray. Members have 222 electoral votes, potential members have 68, and the unlikely states have 248. The compact would only activate once states with at least 270 electoral votes have joined.

The seven potential members and their electoral vote are Alaska (3), Arizona (11), Michigan (15), Nevada (6), New Hampshire (4), Pennsylvania (19), and Wisconsin (10). Democrats would need to gain the governor's office and/or legislative chambers to win unified power in these states, as detailed in the spreadsheet linked in this post.
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50501az.bsky.social @50501az.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
8 non-citizens voted in Maricopa County. The largest county in the State of Arizona. 8 people out of 2,500,000 people. 8 out of two-and-a-half million people. And 2 of those 8 people registered as Republicans. Trump is just a complete and total liar. www.azcentral.com/story/news/p...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
the left has gotten sports, in its entirety, in the national divorce this is why bluesky is the official app of sports
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: I stand by my decisions as special counsel, including my decision to bring charges against President Trump. The charges against Trump were the result of the evidence. Rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 presidential election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This morning Special Counsel Jack Smith confirmed yet again that the orange felon committed serious crimes beyond a reasonable doubt regarding the 2020 election and said he will not be silenced by threats and stands by his findings.
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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How clear is it that Trump's taxpayer funded ads are illegal? I explain why it is 10/10 clear. Senate in passing the law: Ban is designed to stop public funds used for "glorification" of an individual official. GAO: funds can not be used for "self-aggrandizement" nor partisan political purposes.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
Trevor Lee
@VoteTrevorLee
Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
remember when the white house twitter account screamed 'he was blinking you absolute moron' lol
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Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli, & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our house is full of gold (and love). This week’s newsletter chronicles the new additions, and how much joy a long week has brought. Link: bunsenbernerbmd.substack.com/p/a-full-hou...
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A Full House of Gold
and a wonderful, crazy week
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Andrew R @excelpope.net · 29/09/2026
"I would not have released those people on bail," says the man who has repeatedly criticised the decision to release 5 other guys, even after their conviction was overturned on DNA evidence.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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