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DJ Beefus™️

@davidbowieub40.bsky.social
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 03/10/2026
Michigan State fans ready for today's game at Wisconsin!😅
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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DJ Beefus™️ @davidbowieub40.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#OshtoffResort
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DJ Beefus™️ @davidbowieub40.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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DJ Beefus™️ @davidbowieub40.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good to see you’re all still insane
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DJ Beefus™️ @davidbowieub40.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Good to see you’re all still insane
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DJ Beefus™️ @davidbowieub40.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trey is your guitar okay
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DJ Beefus™️ @davidbowieub40.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Nobody cares about your pick 5
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DJ Beefus™️ @davidbowieub40.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Axilla Part 2 was retired 12/31/95 Idiots
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DID SOMEONE SAY EASY LOVER
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Fad Albert @fadalbert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Anne Elias @woodsfern.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is Taco Bell growing their own lettuce? No. They get their lettuce from companies like Taylor Farms (that has 1/3 of the market *including hospitals*). This is deflection on the part of the federal government, which specifically cut funding for food safety screening/testing.
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
who the fuck cares please shut up
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
ballroom
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 14/04/2026
I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The last 10 years summarized
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i bet one of the astronauts immediately got up, grabbed their stuff and moved to get closer the exit
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
why did Melania say this at her press conference?
Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny singing the end of the Nightman Cometh. She sings "just to be clear i did not write that song and have never had sex with a child"
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DJ Beefus™️ @davidbowieub40.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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DJ Beefus™️ @davidbowieub40.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Should have known some mf named Dusty would eventually ruin everything
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 03/04/2026
Jesus on Good Friday:
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a man says i 'm really crossed up on a netflix ad
Alt: Tim Robinson says “i'm really crossed up”
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Fad Albert @fadalbert.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
How I want to wake up in heaven
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JerBear @jdjerbear.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Make that 15-0
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Brian @itsbrian.lol · 01/01/2026
I know this it is probably a long shot on this one. Though could be a chance. Last night my best friend went to Phish at MSG to unfortunately lose his donut tie. It looks similar to the photo. It was by his mom who has passed for their wedding. Anyone find one on the ground leaving possibly?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content
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DJ Beefus™️ @davidbowieub40.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Banger
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Howie from I Think You Should Leave with a speech bubble
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
manifesting works
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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Pat Shaughnessy @pbshaughnessy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
hero @davidbowieub40.bsky.social
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Tim Robinson saying "I'm really crossed up."
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 29/04/2025
Tim Robinson in the “whoopee cushion” sketch from I Think You Should Leave. There’s a speech bubble added below him, pointing down, indicating that the quoted post is what he’s saying.

In the sketch at this point, he’s saying “Permission to go home, lie down and watch some TV, and rest up so my face isn't beet red for my family photo tonight?” (This is not shown in the image, but it’s contextual knowledge that fans of ITYSL will recognize).
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Me (just showed up, no idea what’s going on): Yeah! Crucify him!
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I Think You Should Parent 💦🥩 @ityslkids.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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