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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BLUEY and TEEN TITANS GO! are both better than like 90-95 of those 100 shows
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 02/08/2026
this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...
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The adorable love story behind Wikipedia’s 'high five' photos
Nearly 14 years later, the tale of this iconic couple can finally be told.
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Benny Six Six Six-Cats @teeveeben.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Alpha Flight film released during the second Ocasio-Cortez term will heal the wounds between America and Canada inflicted by trump.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Making Count von Count watch a 0-0 half is rude.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.
It’s an ocean of people
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m not too embarrassed that we are losing to Iran. It’s a big boy country with missiles and drones and so forth ran by stone cold killers. That’s NFL ball for you. I am a little embarrassed we are also losing to algae.
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Barack Obama @barackobama.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Michelle and I loved reading to this bright group of kids today! We hope this new Chicago Public Library branch at the Obama Presidential Center will be a place where folks come to read, check out books, and connect with one another for years to come.
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Bill Krause @admiralbuck.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The existence of a trillionaire is a policy failure.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/05/2026
have we considered that flo rida and vanilla ice might be locked in a deadly game of chicken where both performers have their entire net worth tied up in elaborate parallel kalshi bets that they will be the last act to drop out? I am asking us to consider it
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
A tearful Mo Salah brings a glittering Liverpool career to an end 🥹 Long live the king 👑
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Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel.com · 21/05/2026
Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Democrats need to understand we’re already in a revolutionary moment. The American republic built in the 60s and 70s is being swept away by Republicans and the Supreme Court. It’s up to us to fight for a liberal democratic future. My latest: www.liberalcurrents.com/democrats-ne...
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Democrats Need to Realize What Time It Is: On Conjuncture, Revolution, and the Next American Republic
We are living through a revolutionary moment, whether Democrats want to do their jobs or not.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you remember when this song was absolutely everywhere, time to get your shingles vaccine, player
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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Well known fact: they called him Fighting Bob La Follette Lesser known fact: his chosen mode of combat was rock-scissor-paper www.senate.gov/artandhistor...
Robert La Follette stands in profile on a sidewalk, at the bottom of a short flight of steps leading to a door.

He wears a suit. His holds his left hand out, palm side up. His right hand is raised, in a fist, as if he is just about to strike his palm with it.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I also did this
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Chris Taylor is within 100 votes of winning Walworth County. If Republicans can't win places where the main draw is being drunk on a boat that's bad news for them nationwide.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
DAMB IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITEN TRYEN TO DO THERE QUEST BUT THEY DONT REMEMBER ? THEY DONT REMEBER SO MUCH STUFF DONT REMEBER SOME GRADES OF SCHOOL DONT REMEBER SOME ENTIRE YEAR'S DONT REMEBER FACE'S DONT REMEBER NAME'S BUT SOMEHOW COMMERCIAL'S ARE STUCK IN THERE, PIZZA BAGEL SONG, CAR DEALERSHIP SONG, SOAP JINGLE, CANT REMEBER GRANDMAS FACE BUT REMEBER PHONE NUMBER FOR CAR DEALERSHIP, CURSED EXISTANCE, OUTLAW ALL AD'S, OR MAYBE I SHOULDNT REMEBER SCHOOL ANY WAY IT WASNT THAT GOOD BUT HOW WOULD I KNOW AT THIS POINT, VAGUE MEMORY OF THROWING SHIT IN METAL LOCKER AND GETTING YELLED AT BY TEACHER'S FOR INVALID REASON'S , ANY WAY DA TEXT "I FORGOT WHAT MY FUCKEN QUEST WAS, PROBALY SOME TREASURE, FORCED TO FIGHT RATS EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE CAVE, RETURN A ITEM TO GUY OR PRINCESS, A GUY I DONT KNOW WANTS ME TO KILL A SECOND GUY I DONT KNOW, GREAT A STAIRCASE THAT GOES DOWN TO A HARDER LEVEL " AND THATS ANOTHER THING WHEN YOUR ON A ADVENTURE AND YOU RUN INTO ANOTHER GUY RUNNIN AROUND STEALING SHIT WHY ARE THEY YOUR ENEMY, SEEMS LIKE YOUR JUST COWORKERS IF YOU ASK ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana
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Jonathan M. Katz @katz.theracket.news · 01/03/2026
It’s the same guy you dumb shit
What the Donald Trump of 2016 would think of the Donald Trump of 2026 will never be known. But they are starkly different figures when it comes to overseas intervention. A
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
> @covie93.bsky.social
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Ruth Graham @ruthgraham.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I imagine it was extremely disturbing
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept." Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Philadelphia, September 17, 1787: "Well, Dr. Franklin, what do we have?" "A republic, if you
can keep it."
With a judicial finger in the constitutional dike,
It is so ORDERED.
SIGNED this 31st day of February, 2026.
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 FRED BIERY
 UNITED STATES DISTRICT JUDGE

[photo of Liam]
Credit: Bystander
Matthew 19:14
John 11:35
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 31/01/2026
babe Ruth calling his shot
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Kristen Radtke @kristenradtke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
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I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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Zach Ota @zachota.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Minnesotans are showing the soul of the United States to the world.
Jeff Wheeler, The Minnesota Star Tribune
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti was an ICU nurse serving veterans. He died trying to protect protestors being assaulted. A group of anonymous & masked men fired chemicals into his face, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him in broad daylight in front of witnesses. Then his government smeared him & defended his murder.
picture of Alex Pretti
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David Beard @dabeard.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Minnesota legend Charles M. Schulz knew what made a great citizen. “Sometimes it is the very people who cry out the loudest in favor of getting back to what they call ‘American Virtues’ who lack this faith in our country.”
America’s greatest strength, wrote the “Peanuts” creator, lies in the protection of our smallest minorities.
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Cheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The number of Gestapo in Germany was 32,000. The population was 70 million. That's one Gestapo for every 2200 citizens. The number of ICE agents is 20,000. The population of the US is 348 million. That's one ICE agent for every 17,000 citizens. There are more of us.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
Infographic altered by me from the New York Times showing four different groups of federal troops dressed in their little tough guy cosplay gear.

Text reads:
Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets

With President Trump sending ICE, Border Patrol, the National Guard and other forces to U.S. cities, here's how to tell them apart- and what their powers are.

Big Dweebs

Walking Nutsacks

LOSERS

Turd-eating Bitch Boys

Credit for original, unaltered image: Bora Erden/The New York Times
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
when you check on your client's 401(k) and everything is on track and also you've hit a go-ahead home run.
Andrew Vaughn, looking less like a baseball player and more like a friendly neighbor than anyone in recent memory.
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Kaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I'd just like to point out how weird it is that places with hundreds or even thousands of reporters — the NYT, WaPo, CBS, NBC, AP, etc. — are all getting pummeled on every major story by the dozen computerboys at Wired. To fumble the bag this consistently is, at some point, cowardice and a choice.
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Rep. Mark Pocan @pocan.house.gov · 22/06/2025
Donald Trump just bombed Iran without any authorization from Congress. Congress must immediately pass Rep. Massie's War Powers Resolution to block Trump from dragging the US into an unconstitutional war in the Middle East.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
On November 18, 2019, Noem released a meth awareness campaign named "Meth. We're on It". The campaign was widely mocked and Noem was criticized for spending $449,000 of public funds while hiring an out-of-state advertising agency from Minnesota to lead the project.[219] She defended the campaign as successful in raising awareness.[220]
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I read the Surgeon General nominee's book so you don't have to, and it's hot fucking trash, and I wrote about it! buttondown.com/theswordandt...
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You Are What You Eat
Casey Means, Influencer General Casey Means, the Trump administration’s new nominee for Surgeon General of the United States, has a prescription for America....
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/04/2025
RFK Jr.’s lies about autism are disgraceful — and I won't share them to spread misinformation. He consistently undermines public health and reinforces dangerous myths. In Illinois, we stand with those with autism, and I’ll keep fighting for inclusion, science, and the truth.
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