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Robot Townie

@daverobinson3.bsky.social
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Loompress.com sells my books "Sweeney on-the-Fringe" and "Sweeney in-Effable." American living in a village in Portugal with his family and his collection of repetitive mistakes.

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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 17h
I notice that the small but great Winnipeg barn is louder tonight than the Leafs’ building was for their home opener. #Bruins #Leafs #Jets
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 22h
a few ham radios short of an apocalypse
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yolo eat that raw batter
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Go Sox!
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The thing about laughingstocks? They just don't, as a hard and fast rule, possess the ability to take a split second to notice the drowning-falsetto nature of everything they do. That their entire existence has become fraudulent and transparently desperate is the unsolvable riddle of their lives.
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🎃 Matthew Jack-o'-lantern 🎃 @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Once again thinking about Caravaggio (yes, the painter) and his inscribed sword that he would use in gang fights against rival art groups. "Without hope, without fear," holy shit, dude.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm going to translate the below bulletpoints for #SenatorSchmitt: - Clark University and Kelsey Grammer's massive kites - Boston outdueling Wilson, NC - Liberty Bibberty eliminating boxer Leon Spinks - Big games from Sabrina the Teenaged Witch and Jesus Jones www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNJp...
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Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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The Guide Badass Style
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
By this rapey tool's own logic and bombast we can now call what he's got going on "Super Hair."
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm gonna start calling the little vase of artificial flowers on the kitchen windowsill super flowers.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get it, I get it. I used to love Chipotle and my slightly dyslexic ex-wife once waved a bunch of receipts in my face and accused me of being a regular at a Chippendales strip club.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Might be time to bump it up a third and wipe out 99.9999% of said 'foolish mortals.'
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The best part of the #Leafs trading #Knies is that he's going to get sick of Columbus and then will be traded to the Bruins in two or three years. It won't be his fault that he scores a crippling goal in a Game 7 game against the Leafs. As the Dothraki might say, "It is known."
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Only In Boston @onlyinbos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ON THIS DAY 23 YEARS AGO: A 300-pound gorilla escaped from Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo, attacked a 2-year-old girl and her babysitter, and led police and zookeepers on a nearly TWO-HOUR chase before being captured.
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Blair Loudly @blairloudly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why are you eating all those french fries [me] you told me to hydrate what [me] car-bo-hydrate its right there in the word
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Elbow River, Forest Reserve, Autumn Illingworth Kerr 1976
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And I speak of spiritual suffering! Of people seeing their talent, their work, their lives wasted. Of good minds submitting to stupid ones. Of strength and courage strangled by envy, greed for power, fear of change.
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 28/09/2026
Downtown. Penn Ave. Caller said that an Italian man is putting on a strip show in public.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Film you’ve watched more than 6 times with a Gif
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Richie Tenenbaum Reading on Rooftop
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
order a cocktail invented after 1956 here and they'll never find your body
rundown building with a colorful sign reading MOONLIGHT Lounge
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We just got through what I hope is the last heat wave of this year 20 min. from the coast in Alentejo, Portugal (same climate as my former home of San Diego).
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Roses are red The runs got your neighbor
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The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Irish Literary Times @irishlittimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In 1985, poets Michael Hartnett, Hugh Maxton, and Seamus Heaney joined the strikers in solidarity and in protest against the hanging of South African poet Benjamin Moloise.
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the opening scene of a Coen brothers movie.
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moki Mioke (German, born 1982) Forest Hut, 2021 Acrylic on wood panel 47.7 × 63.8 cm (18.8 × 25.1 in) Private collection #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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bsox72.bsky.social @bsox72.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Latin American Players at Red Sox Spring Training in 1974. Mario Guerrero, Roger Moret, Juan Marichal, Juan Beniquez, Orlando Cepeda, Luis Tiant and Luis Aparicio. Marichal, Cepeda and Aparicio are in the Hall of Fame and Luis Tiant should be.
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Two on the Aisle - 1927 botfrens.com/collections/173/conten…
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good day to park under a bridge and listen to your favorite AM radio station
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
[first date] me: I don’t like flowers her: orchids? me: them either, but isn’t it a little soon to be talking about starting a family
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Little Green Space @lgspace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trees release compounds called phytoncides which can enhance mood and improve sleep. Phytoncides may even help prevent cancer. And native trees are brilliant for all sorts of wildlife - so let’s plant more trees, and cherish those we have already! 🌳 littlegreenspace.org.uk/features/nat...
Acorn and oak leaf
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bsox72.bsky.social @bsox72.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oil Can Boyd taking a smoke break in the dugout.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like the “He” here was a former Prez of the USA. Could be wrong but I will remember it that way in any case.
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Molly Brady @maureenebrady.com · 24/09/2026
How any of you teach something besides local government is beyond me
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Tomb Heintjes @hogansalley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In "Peanuts," Snoopy made his first attempt to swipe Linus's security blanket 70 years ago, on September 23, 1956.
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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Adulthood is a scam I want to be a crow
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She was a 10, but disappointed in herself because she'd heard of some special ones in the UK:
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Nigel Tufnel: These Go To Eleven
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run theonion.com/pete-hegseth-deploys-3…
Pete Hegseth Deploys 3,000 U.S. Troops On Beer Run
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
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Over The Garden Wall Pixel Art Walk
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18/02/2025
Keith Haring animation for 'Sesame Street' (1993)
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Kid N Play Full Dance Party
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think we all have to accept that so long as the owners of the house are trying to use their own street -- we, as arsonists, are gonna try to light more of their stuff on fire -- but that is why it costs so much to get Donald Sutherland's character out of prison.
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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She's bragging about starving children
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It has been my experience that if you let your eyebrows run wild and free you’ll never get your head stuck in a tub of margarine
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Verminous Scot @etkwebster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never a truer statement.
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
The Shining except there’s an Applebee’s at the center of the hedge maze
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