Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 4s12 Years a Slave for Tax Purposes and for a '70s Tv show, as Señor Pegg suggests: Rockford Files for Tax Purposes 000
Reposted by Robot TownieBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/01/2025INVENTOR OF PRINGLES: what if we combined the best part of playing tennis with the best part of not playing tennis 6399127
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 13hYes, this is correct. Also, have they ever made a Pringles flavor that tastes like new tennis balls smell? 010
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 13hIf you see this, post a skeleton 💀static.klipy.comFighting SkeletonsALT: Fighting Skeletons 000
Reposted by Robot TowniePanny @panny.bsky.social · 14hA haunted house but it's just my voice saying everything I've ever said when interacting with strangers. 0113
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 13hKatie Z. is a lawyer the same way I am a haiku poet from eighteenth century rural Japan...ooh, a moth 020
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 14hAny lawyers out there know the arenas in which it is illegal to present yourself a (or state you are) a lawyer? She's most likely done that many, many times in the U.S. 010
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 15hPost a character you think is cool and give no explanation whystatic.klipy.comCalvin and Hobbes Reading a BookALT: Calvin and Hobbes Reading a Book 031
Reposted by Robot TownieGoodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 15hTo us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work and worried about bills, were dead. 031
Reposted by Robot TownieSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Here in Mass, our bowling is candlepin bowling. You don’t get fitted for a ball or put your fingers in grody holes. Finesse is for the weak. You hold that fucker like a grenade and chuck that shit as hard as you can. There is deadwood in the gutter. 2217846
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 14/10/2026We Americans have been stuck in the Bozosphere since Reagan got elected. Couple years here and there of Normosphere, but it never lasted. 000
Reposted by Robot TownieRock and Roll Garage @rockandrollgarage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days 1336
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Yeah, I passed the bar. Here's where:static.klipy.comMy Girlfriend Lives HereALT: My Girlfriend Lives Here 000
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 13/10/2026'Los Kilometros,' as they are referred to by the people of Iberia today, were twice as short-tempered. 020
Reposted by Robot TownieActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026President Outlaw United States, Census, 1920 1457
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: The Banana Stand by Stephen King 000
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I love a lot of this. But I wish he dug in and went deeper with the wizard metaphor rather than mixing in angels and fairies. Just a first reading, though. I could find some interesting justification for this with more readings. Lovely moments throughout, either way. 010
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tried to go to a sports bar in Lisbon to watch the #Bruins today at 6. They told me yesterday they could put it on for me. It was wall to limey wall watching the Premier League. I pulled this move:static.klipy.comAbe Simpson Enters and Exits Room with BartALT: Abe Simpson Enters and Exits Room with Bart 000
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I used to drive by the Northern Baja set where they filmed some scenes. I don’t want to fight you, man. 000
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I want both those away jerseys and the home versions. 010
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Or in the Red Sox locker room during late innings with Josh Beckett and company. 031
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Poor kid’s parents never have him a chance to approach fancy back then. But he was street smart and also knew most adults were full of shit. So I like to think, with that skillset, he got as fancy as he wanted by now. 010
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026@thedollop.bsky.social This one sounds like a 'Dollop' out of context. Wild. @dollopout.bsky.social 000
Reposted by Robot TownieSpooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026can't say I was ever shot at by a Muslim extremist on a military post, but I was shot at by this white Christian guy on a military post and he got life in prison 28125
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I knew a 'Tate' a long time ago in eastern Mass. I don't think I ever knew what it was short for and I never asked. Thank you for clearing it up. 110
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026it was a short training camp for them too, apparently. 010
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026'loop hero's' not a bad name for a character with an everpresent halo. (i'm not familiar with the game, but i love those graphics.) 010
Reposted by Robot Towniebsox72.bsky.social @bsox72.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ted Williams arm wrestling the great athlete from the early 20th century, Jim Thorpe in 1952. 0184
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026She's like a bush-league Kristi Noem and, wowzers, that ain't sayin' much. 040
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If Player 1 messes up the job he/she has to chase down delinquent payments from former customers while Player 2 gets a go at the botched pipes. 010
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Bumpin' Manu Chao into his brainpan no doubt. 000
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is it a hairbrush? He needs a hairbrush and a deportation flight to S. Africa (or some country he's never been, if we're being consistent). 010
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm not going to watch a single game, probably not even the highlights, but I'd like to see a White Sox / Brewers World Series. Dodgers ownership is horrible and the Rays are vanilla nonsense to me. Just happy the Yankees lost. Go Bruins. 000
Reposted by Robot Townierichie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026what can i tell you? I needed to believe the beasties plane was real 0125
Reposted by Robot Townie☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Clusterfuck! At The Disco 1133
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Super computer in his pocket and it's of no help to such a chronic and confident moron. 000
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Bluesky:static.klipy.comSimpson Balthazar Says Cowabunga, DudesALT: Simpson Balthazar Says Cowabunga, Dudes 000
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comRicky (Steve Martin) with Eye PatchALT: Ricky (Steve Martin) with Eye Patch 010
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah, my whole life I've looked at the various Secretaries of Defense and thought, "We need one who can move while he talks like a much dumber, off-brand Sam Kinison.static.klipy.comSam Kinison Somebody Shoot MeALT: Sam Kinison Somebody Shoot Me 000
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026These are the sounds that come out of an adjudicated rapist's mouth when he, reflexively, tries and fails to sound like a mob boss. #InternationallyFamousLoser 000
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wrong answers only. My bet: The Irish are true royalty 000
Reposted by Robot TownieThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Here’s a brilliant idea for when you’re out there making good trouble and raging against the machine. I love it. 842499
Reposted by Robot TownieJames Hance @jameshance.com · 26/09/2026“The Monster Of Cookie” 🍪 (Based on René Magritte’s “The Son Of Man”) A new original framed gouache painting on canvas panel up on jameshance.com today. Signed giclee prints are also up on the site, too! ☺️ 110040
Reposted by Robot Towniepoemakontsa @poemakontsa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Eternity's Orphans Simic Do you remember telling me, "Everything outside this moment is a lie?" 1113
Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026#BirdOfTheDay is #BirdSupermodel This is a Monk Parakeet in Chipionas, Spain, giving the 'Blue Steel' look over its shoulder at me because it thought I had snacks. 090