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Robot Townie

@daverobinson3.bsky.social
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Loompress.com sells my books "Sweeney on-the-Fringe" and "Sweeney in-Effable." American living in a village in Portugal with his family and his collection of repetitive mistakes.

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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 4s
12 Years a Slave for Tax Purposes and for a '70s Tv show, as Señor Pegg suggests: Rockford Files for Tax Purposes
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
INVENTOR OF PRINGLES: what if we combined the best part of playing tennis with the best part of not playing tennis
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 13h
Yes, this is correct. Also, have they ever made a Pringles flavor that tastes like new tennis balls smell?
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 13h
If you see this, post a skeleton 💀
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Fighting Skeletons
ALT: Fighting Skeletons
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Panny @panny.bsky.social · 14h
A haunted house but it's just my voice saying everything I've ever said when interacting with strangers.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 13h
Katie Z. is a lawyer the same way I am a haiku poet from eighteenth century rural Japan...ooh, a moth
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 14h
Any lawyers out there know the arenas in which it is illegal to present yourself a (or state you are) a lawyer? She's most likely done that many, many times in the U.S.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 15h
Post a character you think is cool and give no explanation why
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Calvin and Hobbes Reading a Book
ALT: Calvin and Hobbes Reading a Book
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Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 15h
To us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work and worried about bills, were dead.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Here in Mass, our bowling is candlepin bowling. You don’t get fitted for a ball or put your fingers in grody holes. Finesse is for the weak. You hold that fucker like a grenade and chuck that shit as hard as you can. There is deadwood in the gutter.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We Americans have been stuck in the Bozosphere since Reagan got elected. Couple years here and there of Normosphere, but it never lasted.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They're always lying when there's flak
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Rock and Roll Garage @rockandrollgarage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Paul McCartney imitating the kind of songs that are hits these days
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, I passed the bar. Here's where:
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My Girlfriend Lives Here
ALT: My Girlfriend Lives Here
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
'Los Kilometros,' as they are referred to by the people of Iberia today, were twice as short-tempered.
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
President Outlaw United States, Census, 1920
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Banana Stand by Stephen King
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I love a lot of this. But I wish he dug in and went deeper with the wizard metaphor rather than mixing in angels and fairies. Just a first reading, though. I could find some interesting justification for this with more readings. Lovely moments throughout, either way.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tried to go to a sports bar in Lisbon to watch the #Bruins today at 6. They told me yesterday they could put it on for me. It was wall to limey wall watching the Premier League. I pulled this move:
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Abe Simpson Enters and Exits Room with Bart
ALT: Abe Simpson Enters and Exits Room with Bart
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I used to drive by the Northern Baja set where they filmed some scenes. I don’t want to fight you, man.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
90210 (never watched a single episode)
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I want both those away jerseys and the home versions.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Or in the Red Sox locker room during late innings with Josh Beckett and company.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Poor kid’s parents never have him a chance to approach fancy back then. But he was street smart and also knew most adults were full of shit. So I like to think, with that skillset, he got as fancy as he wanted by now.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@thedollop.bsky.social This one sounds like a 'Dollop' out of context. Wild. @dollopout.bsky.social
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
can't say I was ever shot at by a Muslim extremist on a military post, but I was shot at by this white Christian guy on a military post and he got life in prison
William Kreutzer, the guy who shot up his Fort Bragg unit during morning PT formation in 1995
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I knew a 'Tate' a long time ago in eastern Mass. I don't think I ever knew what it was short for and I never asked. Thank you for clearing it up.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it was a short training camp for them too, apparently.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'loop hero's' not a bad name for a character with an everpresent halo. (i'm not familiar with the game, but i love those graphics.)
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bsox72.bsky.social @bsox72.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ted Williams arm wrestling the great athlete from the early 20th century, Jim Thorpe in 1952.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She's like a bush-league Kristi Noem and, wowzers, that ain't sayin' much.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If Player 1 messes up the job he/she has to chase down delinquent payments from former customers while Player 2 gets a go at the botched pipes.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bumpin' Manu Chao into his brainpan no doubt.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is it a hairbrush? He needs a hairbrush and a deportation flight to S. Africa (or some country he's never been, if we're being consistent).
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not going to watch a single game, probably not even the highlights, but I'd like to see a White Sox / Brewers World Series. Dodgers ownership is horrible and the Rays are vanilla nonsense to me. Just happy the Yankees lost. Go Bruins.
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what can i tell you? I needed to believe the beasties plane was real
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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clusterfuck! At The Disco
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FUBAR! At The Disco
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Super computer in his pocket and it's of no help to such a chronic and confident moron.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Simpson Balthazar Says Cowabunga, Dudes
ALT: Simpson Balthazar Says Cowabunga, Dudes
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ricky (Steve Martin) with Eye Patch
ALT: Ricky (Steve Martin) with Eye Patch
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, my whole life I've looked at the various Secretaries of Defense and thought, "We need one who can move while he talks like a much dumber, off-brand Sam Kinison.
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Sam Kinison Somebody Shoot Me
ALT: Sam Kinison Somebody Shoot Me
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
don't sing so close to heeeeeeee
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These are the sounds that come out of an adjudicated rapist's mouth when he, reflexively, tries and fails to sound like a mob boss. #InternationallyFamousLoser
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wrong answers only. My bet: The Irish are true royalty
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here’s a brilliant idea for when you’re out there making good trouble and raging against the machine. I love it.
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@chicagovtfloor.bsky.social
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James Hance @jameshance.com · 26/09/2026
“The Monster Of Cookie” 🍪 (Based on René Magritte’s “The Son Of Man”) A new original framed gouache painting on canvas panel up on jameshance.com today. Signed giclee prints are also up on the site, too! ☺️
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poemakontsa @poemakontsa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eternity's Orphans Simic Do you remember telling me, "Everything outside this moment is a lie?"
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Robot Townie @daverobinson3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#BirdOfTheDay is #BirdSupermodel This is a Monk Parakeet in Chipionas, Spain, giving the 'Blue Steel' look over its shoulder at me because it thought I had snacks.
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