Reposted by Dante Della VellaJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed. 4792141880
Reposted by Dante Della Vellakyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London. 160144752889
Reposted by Dante Della Vellawarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN 149155763097
Reposted by Dante Della VellaAugust J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation. 208217084858
Reposted by Dante Della VellaChris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share: 513177287126
Reposted by Dante Della VellaStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot. 199188286082
Reposted by Dante Della Vellajazmineduke @jazmineduke.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Big day for people who care about other people 1874231600
Reposted by Dante Della VellaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Every pundit who took at face value the idea that the Right sincerely cares about free speech, or ideological diversity, or in fact has any principles at all, should be wearing a dunce cap and writing a lengthy mea culpa right now. Not for our catharsis but for public awareness at least 5271481317
Reposted by Dante Della VellaMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job. 11666660115952
Reposted by Dante Della VellaSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/09/2025horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles 52166352079
Reposted by Dante Della VellaSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 12/09/2025[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know 2197722142
Reposted by Dante Della Vellajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/09/2025condemnations of political violence are well taken but it does feel as if some prominent political commentators are of the view that violence isn’t a part of the history of American politics and that is very much not true. 257144132001
Reposted by Dante Della VellaBenny Feldman @feldfrog.bsky.social · 04/07/2025“I’m an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.” - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context 9793111
Reposted by Dante Della VellaChappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 01/05/2025What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992 10854451372
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 04/04/2025How can you really be “Mr. Worldwide” if you stand in silence while the global markets plummet? Your cowardice will be remembered for generations Mr. Bull. 010
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I don’t think we’ve spent enough time on how lame and sad George Soros conspiracies are the year of our lord 2025. Especially coming from a guy who’s significantly richer and more heavily involved in politics right now 000
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 27/03/2025The deportations will continue until opinion on Israel improves 010
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Trumps so racist he even says Tesla with a hard R 000
Reposted by Dante Della VellaYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/03/2025backing off "they're weird" was an incredible mistake. Musk is just weird. He's a weird weirdo billionaire weirdly obsessed with ruining normal people's lives. this is not a complicated message. 615558954
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 07/03/2025The love of my life just laid down, pulled a blanket up to her chin, said to herself “time to go stupid”, and shut her eyes for a nap. Hasn’t moved since 010
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I’ve fallen into Wiki holes you can’t even fathom. Endless chasms blacker than the void that birthed the universe. Depths so niche and virgin there were no hyperlinks left to click 010
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Really not loving the facebookification of bluesky recently, welcome to the platform and all but like… learn how to post 010
Reposted by Dante Della VellaBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Pretty telling that the comparison here is “someone scolding you via a video you saw on Facebook that you found annoying” and “complete disregard for legal protections and long standing peaceful cooperation between nations”. It’s actually pretty accurate to how conservatives view the world 15054481138
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 11/02/2025My whole life’s a boycott because I don’t do things go places or buy shit. I’m boring, get with it 110
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 03/02/2025So like… where’s the deep state? Why is Musk and Co able to waltz into government buildings and start randomly plugging in hard drives looking for payroll data without everyone suffering tragic “accidents”? Whats the shadow government waiting f… ooooohhhhhh 000
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 03/02/2025*my dad, whose last video game was Assassins Creed II in 2011, watching me jump on a rooftop in Raya Lucaria* This game just ripped off Assassins Creed! 100
Reposted by Dante Della VellaMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 19/01/20253 things about this message that greeted millions of Americans on TikTok today: 1) the shamelessness of Trump who just U-turned on his opposition to TikTok. 2) the shamelessness of these tech companies, sucking up to Trump. 3) the fecklessness of Biden who gave Trump this win. 2594057670
Reposted by Dante Della VellaCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 16/01/2025I don't have anything snide or snarky to say here. I just think it's worth reading this article. Gift link.nytimes.comShe Is in Love With ChatGPT (Gift Article)A 28-year-old woman with a busy social life spends hours on end talking to her A.I. boyfriend for advice and consolation. And yes, they do have sex. 6136774
Reposted by Dante Della VellaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used 787141794
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 10/01/2025RE Metas recent announcement, I don’t know how any sane person can look at community notes on twitter and say “we HAVE to replicate that” 100
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 08/01/2025In an effort to take better pictures I’ll be exclusively JoJo posing from now on 010
Reposted by Dante Della VellaBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I am walking deep into the woods and never emerging 511256128
Dante Della Vella @dante-dv.bsky.social · 05/01/2025If this doesn’t get you saying hell yeah IDK how to help you 020
Reposted by Dante Della Vellajamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/01/2025commenting on something happening in some corners of tiktok right now but this is a general observation: it is absolutely brain-breaking how so many people have lost the ability to disagree with someone without denouncing them as ontologically evil or pathological or whatever else 382118171091
Reposted by Dante Della VellaJean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 02/01/2025"In the 80s there was this movie released about a Vietnam veteran who was so haunted by his trauma and so mistreated by the police that he was driven into a violent rampage." "Oh wow. How did that go over?" "We turned it into a Saturday morning cartoon for kids. Sold action figures." "What?" 1846271705
Reposted by Dante Della Vellaonion person @junlper.beer · 02/01/2025the double edged sword of everyone being incredibly stupid all the time which brings me laughter but the problem is these people run the entire world 193150317
Reposted by Dante Della VellaMegan Amram @meganamram.bsky.social · 31/12/2024R.I.P. 2024 (2024 - 2024) 624508652
