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You may remember me from such websites like Clement's Private Stache, Discogs and Twitter. Insatiably woke, fumbler of bags. F*ck ICE! ⛳️ 🎧 💿🎚🎛🎚💿 🥃 🏌‍♂️

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 14h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
From now until the midterms
• The Base Scene: The animation is adapted from a scene where Mr. Burns and other characters watch an illegal monkey knife fight on a yacht.
• The Fighting Monkeys: The two apes are edited to represent geopolitical conflicts, wearing MAGA (Make America Great Again) hats and labeled with flags for Israel and Russia, each featuring a small U.S. flag pin.
• The Spectators: The surrounding Simpsons characters are tagged with flags representing Canada, Mexico, the European Union (with a Greenland inset), Brazil, and Ukraine.
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Mon Mothman @kaczar-soze.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The White Sox in the playoffs before this tweet 4-0 outscoring opponents 20-9 The White Sox after this tweet 0-3 getting outscored 20-8
A Ben Shapiro tweet saying "The best thing happening in America right now is the Chicago White Sox. Just saying."
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 10/10/2026
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 09/10/2026
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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DanielHaus215🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 @danielhaus215.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Union most hated by State 😂🐍
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dave Dombrowski’s manager search strategy
We’ve tried Alex Cora and we’re all out of ideas
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DanielHaus215🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 @danielhaus215.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get off the fckng line, indeed 🤣
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmfao
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump redirected $176.9 million from a US human-rights fund towards global right wing groups, including $40 million for an “anti-communism” consortium and $1 million for fascist groups opposing Brazil’s Supreme Court days before the presidential election.
yacnews.com
Trump diverts $176.9m of Human Rights aid to far-right groups; targets Europe, Canada and South America
Marco Rubio overrode congressional holds, a Democratic aide said. The money funds opponents of Brazil's supreme court days before its vote and Europeans who reject "gender ideology", as Trump official...
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DanielHaus215🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 @danielhaus215.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Swinging with pool noodles, your Philadelphia Phillies but use the Dan Baker voice. Glad we have the Flyera - oh, wait..
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DanielHaus215🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 @danielhaus215.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welp
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 16/03/2026
Never dim your light just to make others comfortable. Being trans and unapologetically you is powerful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Shine as brightly as you were meant to 🌈
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
these are our pianos, not theirs! I know this stuff can feel secondary with all of the immediate pain this admin causes, but in the face of such personalism, it also feels important to assert the democratic principle that these cultural inheritances don't belong to the president, they belong to us
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty clear to me there’s a very good case against this man for mass murder, and I’m saying that in as measured a fashion as I can. He’s order the killing of 234 people under no plausible war or legal justification. I am skeptical he will ever face legal accountability for til his but he should.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Renee Good's family filed two lawsuits today. The first, against, USG, is a standard wrongful death. The second is a Klan Act lawsuit against Jonathan Ross, AND STEPHEN MILLER and Greg Bovino. It names Nick Shirley and Christopher Rufo as non-party co-conspirators for their racist propaganda.
44. At all relevant times, Defendants Ross, Miller, Noem, Lyons, Homan,
Bovino, and the John Doe Federal Agents acted under color of federal law and within the
scope of a joint enterprise with the private actors described below. Defendant
Lewandowski acted in part under color of federal law and in part, as alleged below, as a
private person, his federal status having been limited to a temporary part-time designation
that his conduct exceeded. Shirley, Rufo, and Ben Bergquam, and the other non-party
private actors described below, agreed to and in fact participated in the conspiracy alleged
here: each acted in concert with, and with the knowledge and encouragement of, federal
officials.
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RED OCTOBER
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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DanielHaus215🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 @danielhaus215.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Want this for all Union games but the band needs to be 3 deep minimum #DOOP
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This (superb) reporting reveals ASU has basically attempted a full cover-up and the only reason they aren’t going to get away with it is the genuine courage and solidarity of his teammates. Very rare in college sport.
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At least 6 babies in Pennsylvania have been born infected with measles.
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Rick Tocchet's Glasses @zutart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS
👏BALL👏DONT👏LIE👏
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DanielHaus215🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 @danielhaus215.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feels illegal
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Taxpayer-funded Trump ads draw bipartisan scrutiny ahead of midterms
TV ads featuring Trump are expanding nationally, prompting bipartisan questions over whether they comply with restrictions on taxpayer-funded publicity.
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DanielHaus215🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 @danielhaus215.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Forgive me, but they should be allowed 2 beers only after this disappointing season.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The GOP cut funding to the IRS because *audits work* and they fundamentally don't believe rich people should have to play by the rules.
Line chart titled "Revenue per audit," subtitled "In-person audits, 2010-2014." It plots average revenue and average cost per audit by taxpayer income percentile, poorer to richer, from the 0–5th percentile to the top 0.1%. Source: Boning et al. 2023, "A Welfare Analysis of Tax Audits Across the Income Distribution."

Across the bottom half of the income distribution, revenue and cost track closely, both around $3,000–$6,000 per audit. Above the median, revenue pulls ahead of cost: about $10,000 vs. $5,000 near the 90th percentile, and about $17,000 vs. $8,000 at the 95th–99th. At the top, revenue jumps to about $31,000 for the 99–99.9th percentile and about $90,000 for the top 0.1%.
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 27/09/2026
The rest of the country will never understand the enduring spirit of Philadelphia
A handwritten note on a rectangular piece of purple paper features text written in green marker.

The note reads "SAVE THE MUSEUM" at the top in thin, capital letters. Below this, a green line separates the text from the bottom phrase, "GO BIRDS," which is written in larger, thicker, and slightly blockier capital letters. The paper is attached to a surface next to other colorful papers, including a hint of green patterned paper on the right and a light blue sticky note on the bottom left.
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Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The first "cruise ship during a Union game". Can't imagine what better @jtannenwald.bsky.social has to do right now
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Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since the Phillies pulled to within one day of clinching, they've been outscored, 25-2.
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Phillies a win away from a playoff berth
Meme of guy stopping mining before hitting diamonds
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DanielHaus215🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 @danielhaus215.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Simpsons: Mr. Burns and Sideburns
Alt: You're off the team! For good!!
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DanielHaus215🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸 @danielhaus215.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you!
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Chipotle Roan @garbageganghq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven’t laughed this hard in a hot minute.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026
“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anonymous hackers breached the official Russian justice website for occupied Crimea, gaining access to its databases and extracting more than 240 GB of judicial data comprising over 323,000 files. Anonymous demands Russia withdraw from Ukraine, reminds all that Crimea is Ukraine, now and forever.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/09/2026
Bride & Groom’s Signature Cocktails Laura: Aperol Spritz Scott: The stuff from the beginning of Prometheus
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Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry, but is Phang running for office?
Philly mascots on a fire truck after Phang repaired I-95 really quickly
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/09/2026
I wrote about how Trump is treating presidential power like it's his own possession and using it to punish blue states — but also about how at least he's promised lots of cash for all of us. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
U.S. Senator Chris Van Hollen is calling on European and other ICC member states to sanction Trump and Rubio for obstructing the court’s Israel war crime investigations. Trump has meanwhile urged all 125 ICC member states to withdraw from the court.
yacnews.com
A brave US senator asks Europe to sanction Trump and Rubio over obstruction of ICC Israeli war crime inquiries
U.S. Senator Chris Van Hollen is calling on European and other ICC member states to sanction Trump and Rubio for obstructing the court’s Israel war crime investigations. Trump has meanwhile urged all ...
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you wonder why they don’t make Crustables
Jaxson Dart
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Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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