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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 1h

Apparently Tuesdays are queer night at Costco because I swear to god every other cart was pushed by the most wonderful array of crust punks and nonbinary babes and all manner of weirdo.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This asshole made it out of our house today, through a screen hole we had not noticed. Three cheers for the gays across the street who noticed us panic-searching and then noticed the beardie walking on up to their building and asked if we were looking for him. He made it ACROSS THE STREET. 🤯

a bearded dragon looking sideways at the camera

A bearded dragon looking down his nose at the camera

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Went to my first session of spine strength Pt, where I am strapped into various machines that make my core muscles work right. It was legit fucking awesome and I’m looking forward to my next 6-12 weeks of being strapped into big machines 😂

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🇲🇽🕷️rustbelt rebel🕷️🇲🇽 @rustbeltrebel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Target is absolute garbage and I already have not been shopping there- I am going to be spending this season doing what I can to make sure nobody I know shops there either.

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Shannon for School Board @shannon-for-d3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Thanks to all the Minneapolis city council members (including my own) who put out this message denouncing the MPS school closures plan. ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Baked af teenager did a midnight snack, left out the package of butter and half a loaf of bread. Robert ate both, probably washed it down with a ton of water, pissed in the kitchen. I’m. 🤯

A queasy looking rough collie laying on the ground

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Watch this before you go Prime Day shopping.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think I've been averaging more migraine days than not migraine days pretty regularly for months and I am real tired of it. I have a doc appt next week but I also have very little faith that it's going to help any.

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Scott McVay [NodToNothing] @nodtonothing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have heard similar about the Twin Cities as a gathering place for those with shitty families in the Dakotas.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Robert has put himself in time out for being too much of a himbo, I think.

A big fluffy black and white dog sitting with his face in the corner of a couch.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Anyway I wandered around and took some senior yearbook photos of Robert.

Collie on the bank of the Mississippi, looking off into a very clear blue sky.

Collie under a huge dried uprooted tree root, looking pensively off to the left.

Collie under the same tree root, this time looking sharply to the right.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Extremely seriously considering up and moving to a rural area near the city once kid is done with high school.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Man I arrived at this just as Gondor was preparing for battle. SUDDEN EMOTIONAL MESS.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today I have my vyvanse for the first time since the 17th. WATCH OUT WORLD. I might actually achieve something today.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This morning someone was walking in the alley behind my house and asked if had any money. I had like $2 in cash and gave it to her, and in return she offered me a loose stick of butter she had found. It was kind of great.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am very sad today, so I am currently icing my face with a frozen half pound of butter, which gives me positive sensory stimulus, and also once it’s thawed I can use it to bake something. I’m a mental health professional!

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

them: you'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on me: how do I screw it off

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve never wanted to go to a coffee shop less than the one that has the “coffee is my morning wine” sign.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Two seasons in, the most unbelievable part of True Blood is when Sookie is shocked that she might become sexually attracted to Alexander Skarsgard. I mean, Eric.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I feel like I just walked in on some kind of official disciplinary action. Or a heist planning session.

Two cats on baby blue porch furniture. One is a tabby and he looks irritated that he is being bothered. The other is an orange cat and he is staring at the tabby.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wow my mom is on one tonight. (Dementia). Topics of conversation include my SA, how I was lucky my parents didn’t divorce because it didn’t mess me up (you know, like my kid is), and how much she likes my ex/can’t remember that she transitioned. Oof.

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mo 🐀 @ranyart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A friend just let me know that not only is my birthday earth wind and fire day, it's also DEVIL'S NUTTING DAY

Screenshot of a search result woth a photo of a basket of what I think are hazelnuts and the text "the 21st of Sept is devil's nutting day. It was traditionally the day during autumn but harvesting season that you did not want to go nutting, aka nut picking, because the devil would be out in the woods doing the same that day."

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Flan @flanknits.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

In Minnesota we know that ICE has lied about every ICE perpetrated shooting. Solidarity with our comrades in Austin. Abolish ICE

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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 19/09/2026

ahahahahaha

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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026

saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)

THE REPUBLICANS WANT IS DEAD
THE DEMOCRATS DONT CARE

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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 18/09/2026

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Carrie Fisher looked at future ROBOCOP star Peter Weller during a 1980 Giorgio Armani afterparty

Carrie Fisher looking sexily at Peter Weller

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We’re at a Buffy bar trivia, and the announcer has obviously never watched the show. You should’ve felt the energy shift when she mispronounced “Drusilla.”

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It's me, Nico. @nicasio.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My schedule is open once again! Hit me up for dev edits, line edits, quick-and-dirty manuscript evals, cultural consultations, sensitivity reads, and to take a good, hard, useful look at that one short story you were so sure would land somewhere but that keeps collecting rejections. 🧐💅

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If I’m going to have a migraine, at least they have the best Red Bull flavor back in stock.

A Fuji apple and ginger flavored Red Bull can.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Minneapolis it is a GORGEOUS night. Go outside if you’re up for it.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The Mountain Goats are playing 6 themed shows in SF in November and…I cannot begin to afford that and it breaks my heart.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Merlin ALSO thinks my nail polish is pretty great. Or at least he hoped it was, and was unfortunately disappointed 😂

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is the most I’ve seen of Lando’s eyes in weeks. (I forgot to schedule with his normal hair-trimming-groomer so he’s a bit extra muppety until he can get in to see her)(No one wants me to try and trim his fur.)(No one.)

A wet and miserable dog with what appears to be a handlebar mustache

A mostly dry white muppety dog who is visibly happy to be out of the self wash dog station.

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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026

It's always a good time to share this.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Anyone else feel like they’re spending their life in a Charlie Brown football cycle?

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I've been thinking about John Denver's song "Leaving on a Jet Plane" and how mad that cab driver must have been. He's outside. He's already had to blow his horn. It's early morn. Here are all the things John Denver asks for WHILE that driver is waiting: - kiss me (x3 mentions) 🧵

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CSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh my god I think I found the video.

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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 11/09/2026

Anyway, here’s a section that will cut you to your core. Odds are 1-2% of the local Latino population has been deported & one community member thinks 25% have left.

“We lost a lot of our community,” said Rudy Trujillo, owner of accounting firm Trujillo Service at 420 E. Lake St., whose clients are mostly Latino immigrants.
He estimates that one in four Latinos left the Twin Cities, either by self-deportation or moving to another state.
No hard data is yet available. About 235,000 Hispanic people lived in the seven-county metro area in 2024, according to census data. The 5,000th detainee (most detainees were of Latin-American descent) was flown out of Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport in August, Minnesota Reformer reports.

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Dan Engelhart He/Him @engy5150.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Minneapolis my bike was stolen! Purple all city nature boy- single speed, black cranks and pedals, white saddle, purple grips, wide flat bars.

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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026

I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.

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I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.

Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

does anyone else feel like this picture of jupiter all the time

Close-up view of Jupiter from NASA’s Juno spacecraft, showing swirling cream, brown, and gray clouds and several large storms. The arrangement of an elongated brown storm and two bright circular storms gives the planet an amusing face-like appearance, resembling eyes and a crooked smile.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It’s probably the weed and sadness talking but this nail polish is the color of shimmery moss and I never want to wear anything else.

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