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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 17h

Apparently Tuesdays are queer night at Costco because I swear to god every other cart was pushed by the most wonderful array of crust punks and nonbinary babes and all manner of weirdo.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

He DOES NOT care. He was chasing leaves and he’d do it again. In a heartbeat. I was so scared 😭

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We’re pretty sure he was chasing leaves! He’s chased them before (supervised) and when we found him he had one hanging from his mouth. So more like maybe C is for Cookie.

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This asshole made it out of our house today, through a screen hole we had not noticed. Three cheers for the gays across the street who noticed us panic-searching and then noticed the beardie walking on up to their building and asked if we were looking for him. He made it ACROSS THE STREET. 🤯

a bearded dragon looking sideways at the camera

A bearded dragon looking down his nose at the camera

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

God I thought I left him behind when I left Wisconsin 😭

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’s with Tria, I’m going to the Bloomington location but they have it at a couple of their clinics. Idk if your normal doc can get you signed up, I went through the spine clinic, but I’m feeling optimistic about my back pain for the first time since surgery.

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Worked from home part of the day yesterday and he didn’t poop once. Pooped totally normal this morning. Collies are magical, I guess.

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Went to my first session of spine strength Pt, where I am strapped into various machines that make my core muscles work right. It was legit fucking awesome and I’m looking forward to my next 6-12 weeks of being strapped into big machines 😂

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🇲🇽🕷️rustbelt rebel🕷️🇲🇽 @rustbeltrebel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Target is absolute garbage and I already have not been shopping there- I am going to be spending this season doing what I can to make sure nobody I know shops there either.

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Shannon for School Board @shannon-for-d3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Thanks to all the Minneapolis city council members (including my own) who put out this message denouncing the MPS school closures plan. ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Baked af teenager did a midnight snack, left out the package of butter and half a loaf of bread. Robert ate both, probably washed it down with a ton of water, pissed in the kitchen. I’m. 🤯

A queasy looking rough collie laying on the ground

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Watch this before you go Prime Day shopping.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think I've been averaging more migraine days than not migraine days pretty regularly for months and I am real tired of it. I have a doc appt next week but I also have very little faith that it's going to help any.

Scott McVay [NodToNothing] @nodtonothing.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

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I have heard similar about the Twin Cities as a gathering place for those with shitty families in the Dakotas.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I fucking hate it. 1) no, your dog is not nice, you just can’t read dogs very well. 2) no, your dog isn’t under voice control, you just tell yourself they are. 3) well controlled nice dogs still get in dog fights, you absolute knob.

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Robert has put himself in time out for being too much of a himbo, I think.

A big fluffy black and white dog sitting with his face in the corner of a couch.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I really appreciate this feedback from your perspective <3 Any other thoughts you have feel free to signal message to me..........

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m so glad to hear that! I know people who have had great experiences and ones who really haven’t. Are you queer?

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Anyway I wandered around and took some senior yearbook photos of Robert.

Collie on the bank of the Mississippi, looking off into a very clear blue sky.

Collie under a huge dried uprooted tree root, looking pensively off to the left.

Collie under the same tree root, this time looking sharply to the right.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

But also maybe I’m sad and upset about shit and I’m trying to find things to change about my life to give myself a sense of control.

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I could have maybe space for a few goats, and a rooster for my hens, and more garden, and a garage…

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m more relaxed in a place where I can see the stars at night. I wouldn’t fit in socially very easily but tbh I don’t fit in anywhere.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I probably wouldn’t see kiddo that much but regardless I’m pretty sure he’s going to be at his moms most of the time (fewer rules/oversight, enough disposable income that they order out daily, house cleaner). I could work mostly remotely and have ~2 in-office days.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Extremely seriously considering up and moving to a rural area near the city once kid is done with high school.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How fucked, genetically, was Gondor after the war? They lost a LOT of men.

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Man I arrived at this just as Gondor was preparing for battle. SUDDEN EMOTIONAL MESS.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today I have my vyvanse for the first time since the 17th. WATCH OUT WORLD. I might actually achieve something today.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think you're right. A couple weeks ago, 17yo and I observed a elderly black man step into the street, wave a wooden cane at a bus, which...pulled over for him. No official bus stop, just stopped purely through wizard shit. I'm not saying Minneapolis is more magical than anywhere else, but...

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This morning someone was walking in the alley behind my house and asked if had any money. I had like $2 in cash and gave it to her, and in return she offered me a loose stick of butter she had found. It was kind of great.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

YEP it's a little better right this second for me because it rained, but every movement feels weighed down by the certainty that it is a moment borrowed from our children, and our grandchildren, and ourselves, and that anxiety is not at all wrong.

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am very sad today, so I am currently icing my face with a frozen half pound of butter, which gives me positive sensory stimulus, and also once it’s thawed I can use it to bake something. I’m a mental health professional!

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

them: you'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on me: how do I screw it off

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’ve never wanted to go to a coffee shop less than the one that has the “coffee is my morning wine” sign.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Two seasons in, the most unbelievable part of True Blood is when Sookie is shocked that she might become sexually attracted to Alexander Skarsgard. I mean, Eric.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FRIEND you are having a time!!? Glad you have a wonderful wife to take care of you. Please get good rest.

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

YES. I wish it had been more in July/August but I feel so much more human with plants that are actually alive. My asters might be a lost cause this year though. 😭😭😭