iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This asshole made it out of our house today, through a screen hole we had not noticed. Three cheers for the gays across the street who noticed us panic-searching and then noticed the beardie walking on up to their building and asked if we were looking for him. He made it ACROSS THE STREET. 🤯

a bearded dragon looking sideways at the camera

A bearded dragon looking down his nose at the camera

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Worked from home part of the day yesterday and he didn’t poop once. Pooped totally normal this morning. Collies are magical, I guess.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Baked af teenager did a midnight snack, left out the package of butter and half a loaf of bread. Robert ate both, probably washed it down with a ton of water, pissed in the kitchen. I’m. 🤯

A queasy looking rough collie laying on the ground

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Robert has put himself in time out for being too much of a himbo, I think.

A big fluffy black and white dog sitting with his face in the corner of a couch.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Anyway I wandered around and took some senior yearbook photos of Robert.

Collie on the bank of the Mississippi, looking off into a very clear blue sky.

Collie under a huge dried uprooted tree root, looking pensively off to the left.

Collie under the same tree root, this time looking sharply to the right.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I feel like I just walked in on some kind of official disciplinary action. Or a heist planning session.

Two cats on baby blue porch furniture. One is a tabby and he looks irritated that he is being bothered. The other is an orange cat and he is staring at the tabby.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If I’m going to have a migraine, at least they have the best Red Bull flavor back in stock.

A Fuji apple and ginger flavored Red Bull can.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Merlin ALSO thinks my nail polish is pretty great. Or at least he hoped it was, and was unfortunately disappointed 😂

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This is the most I’ve seen of Lando’s eyes in weeks. (I forgot to schedule with his normal hair-trimming-groomer so he’s a bit extra muppety until he can get in to see her)(No one wants me to try and trim his fur.)(No one.)

A wet and miserable dog with what appears to be a handlebar mustache

A mostly dry white muppety dog who is visibly happy to be out of the self wash dog station.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Starting my week off with an injection in my spine like the disabled badass that I am. 😭😂

A beige picture of two hospital curtains, shiny tile, and the bottom of a rolling cart thing.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Tree of Pain Clinic huh? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Hi, this is a tree of pain clinic calling.
We just wanted to go through some instructions for your appointment next week. I've got you down for uh the tree of Bloomington uh far back injection on Monday the 31st check in time here is at

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Chewy’s all “hey you’re a leather bear who likes Star Trek right” I…um…

A Chewy advertisement where they read selling dog bandanas with the leather pride flag, bear pride flag, and a Star Trek one. And also leggings for some reason.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I pulled up the fence and he was free. Once we got it, I pulled over a dozen wasps from his fur where they had gotten stuck/were stinging him. He’s now hopped up on Benedryl, his facial swelling is down and he’s resting comfortably, but damn. Too much excitement for a Friday night.

A stressed and swollen-faced rough collie.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

So I have this special chicken feeder which is designed to keep rodents etc from eating your chicken feed….but not dogs. Apparently.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Merlin is fierce and rage this morning. I’m pretty sure he’s upset that the sun went away and also about the ICE facility going up in Appleton.

A young bearded dragon with a very dark beard is standing on a rug on a porch, looking angry.

Same bearded dragon, staring into the camera with wrath.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

“One of these days, fat bees, I will eat you.” (She will not)

An intent and intense bearded dragon hanging off of a screen.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Merlin and I are out here watching the bumblebees all over the anise hyssup and enjoying the cool morning (I am enjoying the cool morning. I’m pretty sure she would rather it were back at 100°)

a bearded dragon perched on an inside porch railing, surrounded by houseplants, with tall green plants outside.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The best way to MAXIMUM SUN RAYS. (And hand-fed noms)

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Dealing with the heat wave in the only possible way. Also, what a perfect encapsulation of the chaos in my house: a wet dog, an unruly cat, an even less ruly chicken, and a teenager who has spray chalked his leg pink.

A white muppet dog laying in a kiddie pool. Behind him is a happy tabby cat on a lap, and behind that is a chicken on a picnic table.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

A few days ago my teenager left his dirty fishing bait bucket outside our house to clean. Woke up to a picture of it in the neighborhood chat. Presumably a porch pirate lifted it and several doors down discovered that their thievery netted them a lunchbox full of water and rotting fish. 😂

A stone retaining wall and older picket fence with the disgusting bucket sitting on it.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

This just was created specifically for me.

A tweet from BlackLantern which says “BREAKING: Cyclospora, the parasite causing explosive diarrhea has been found in...
- GREENS!
- Greens!
- Nothing but greens!
- Parsley
- Peppers
- Cabbages
- Celery
- Asparagus
- Watercress
- Fiddlefern
- Lettuce

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Every single thing about this is upsetting. The way the product looks like someone skinned an alien. The price. The plexiglass cage to keep it from escaping and killing again.

A Costco display of a cryoglow LED face mask, FSA eligible somehow, which looks like someone skinned a grey faced alien and then put it in a display case, for the low cost of $349.99.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Robert spent the morning being stopped from herding 3 small children and now that they have left he is EXHAUSTED.

A collie laying on the ground, staring into space, contemplating his actions.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I like how they’ve arranged this auction as if they were a thruple of gay men from the 1970s who are surveying their laundry pile. www.k-bid.com/auction/6533...

Three Ken dolls in dated clothing standing and staring at their piles of clothing.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Maybe we’re still in Benny Russell’s mind and everything is so awful for us because they have been giving him ECT and his brain is scrambled.

Avery Brooks as Benny Russell in the psych ward, writing on the walls of his room.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

POV you’re trying to eat breakfast and you have someone’s Attention.

An incredibly derpy rough collie. His teeth are showing a tiny bit.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I’ve had this Hoya since 2016? 2017? And it hasn’t bloomed since maybe 2018. I feel like there’s something I’m doing right in life again.

A pink waxy cluster of flowers on a succulent-ish vine of twisted leaves.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Today, running on 4 hours of interrupted sleep, I am confident that we allowed cats in our houses solely to be jealous for how well they sleep.

an orange cat, laying on his back, missing a leg, sleeping with the deepest contentment.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I cannot post about what today has brought me, but I’m unfathomably angry about it. Instead I am going to put good into the universe. View this majestic chonk.

A brownish tabby on his side on a patio chair. He looks fat as fuck. He’s not much, really.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Paused this episode with Sisko looking like he’s actively squeezing one out. Sorry, Mr Brooks sir.

Avery Brooks as Benjamin Sisko, crouching but he looks like he’s taking a dumpy.

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Good morning friends, do you have a decreased need for sloop? Perhaps you need to see a therapist.

The DSM describing a manic episode, specifically a decreased need for sloop (a typo of sleep)

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dandelion goblin @dandelionqueer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

When you’re desperately trying to trim nails and also not in reach of hard surfaces, ypu can squeeze the churu onto your arm and let the cat lick it from there. But be warned, you will feel like the faint scent of shrimp has soaked into your flesh.