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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Art of Persuasion Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1:
A woman and a man sit on a low stone wall in a park. The woman is upset; the man listens.

WOMAN: And now the Democrat in the race is backing some anti-trans laws! I’m not sure I can vote for that.

MAN (thinking): Uh-oh. Democrats need every vote. How can I convince her to vote for the Democrat anyway?

Panel 2:
The woman and man walk through the park, the woman ahead of him.

WOMAN: Of course, the Republican is even worse. But if Democrats turn against trans people… I’m so frightened.

MAN (thinking): I’ve got to be empathetic and persuasive.

Panel 3:
Close-up of the man, looking thoughtful with his hand on his chin.

WOMAN (off-panel): Look at what happened to the UK — they’ve now got two anti-trans parties. If we let that happen here, trans rights are dead.

MAN (thinking): Okay, I think I know how to reassure her and get her vote.

Panel 4:
The man is suddenly furious, leaning toward the startled woman and pointing at her.

MAN: You’re a Trump supporting moron and you deserve to die!

CHICKEN FAT WATCH
PANEL 1:
A good dog with a halo peers out a window. A hand sticks out of a hole in a tree holding a sign that says SEND CANDY.

PANEL 2:
Groucho peeks from behind some bushes. A poster nailed to a tree reads "Background gag to come and it'll be so funny!" A bad rabbit (we know it's bad because it's smoking) sits beside a bad worm (also smoking). A bottle lying in the grass is labeled "BARRY BEER" and has a disturbed-looking drawing of Barry. A mouse holds a knife to a cat; the cat raises its front paws in surrender.

PANEL 4:
A giant mouse (?) in a shirt and tie sits on the wall reading a newspaper, called "Daily Blah Blah," whose headline says "Literate Rodent Escapes Lab."
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
in the words of montell jordan, this is how you do it
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daniel sieradski @self.agency · 25/08/2026
i'm just so tired of being told that the people who want israel to stop murdering palestinians are my enemies and the people who actually murdered my family aren't
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Solja Pistol @soljapistol.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hieno kasvutarina: Mies, joka valui ulos normaalista elämästä Ensin elämän täyttivät hortoilu, päihteet ja pikkurikokset. Hän oli amiskeskeyttäjä ja syrjäytynyt: ”Olin valunut ulos normaalista yhteis­kunnasta. Elämällä ei ollut suuntaa eikä merkitystä.” 1/ www.hs.fi/feature/art-...
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Brooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m here to break the hearts of ICE supporters
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damoclesalpha.bsky.social @damoclesalpha.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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damoclesalpha.bsky.social @damoclesalpha.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Conquering Sword of Conan O'Brien
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damoclesalpha.bsky.social @damoclesalpha.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show
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Tuoni Myllylä @tuonim.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Sellattii vaan, että voitaisiinko palauttaa sen verran perinteisiä arvoja että opeteltaisiin hyviä tapoja keskustelussa ja priorisoitaisiin yleistä resilienssiä hybridivaikuttamista vastaan. PS: jos et koe olevasi sirpaloitunut hetero, tämä sarjakuva ei puhu sinulle, mutta voisit jakaa sen.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When a Jew wins a landslide election in the most Jewish city in the United States, where massive numbers of Jews turned out to reject a terrorist org that lobbies for genocide:
Meghan McCain &
@MeghanMcCain
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To my beautiful Jewish friends in America. We love you. You
are not alone. We are just as freaked out as you are and see
with clear eyes exactly what is happening.
11:51 PM • Jun 23, 2026 • 1M ViewsThe Misfit Patriot
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If you're a Jew living in NYC in 2026, you're about as safe as a
Jew living in Germany in 1929.
Move, now. That's not your home anymore, trust me.
11:41 PM • Jun 23, 2026 • 106.2K ViewsLaura Loomer
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If you're a Jew in NYC, now is your time to move. After
tonight's election in New York, nobody who is Jewish is safe.
I'd love to see the Trump administration address this Islamic
takeover of America and the exploding Jew hatred.
We need leadership on this issue. It's dangerous.
12:47 AM • Jun 24, 2026 • 237.9K ViewsJoel Pollak
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Party like it's 1933
e) Krystal Ball © @krystalball • 12h
CLEAN SWEEP FOR ZOHRAN!!! It's a new day in the Dem party.
11:04 PM • Jun 23, 2026 - 26.2K Views
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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Dmitry Gurbanov @dimmu141.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Valle 💪
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Eddie Burfi @eddieburfi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
A very good afternoon to the absolute hero who organised and parked this beauty in the middle of little Tommy’s far-right hate march. ❤️
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Biblioraptor, PhD @biblioraptorphd.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I forgive the little old man on speaker phone in the bookstore cause he was asking his wife about books she wants and he said, “We need to buy it here and support Kaitlyn and not buy it on Amazon” 🥰
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is the compromise I can get behind.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 25/03/2026
i think sometimes cis people truly have a hard time understanding that jk rowling is a living person actively using her wealth to fund the international assault on trans lives. she’s not some Complicated Author we can have a spirited debate about separating from the art with!!!!!
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damoclesalpha.bsky.social @damoclesalpha.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I read Ralf König's Kondom des Grauens around age 9-11
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Olli Bäckström @ollibackstrom.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Iranin ja Libanonin pommituksissa on jo kuollut yli 4000 ihmistä, aivan valtaosa heistä siviilejä, ja se on tämän vitun Skeletorin mielestä henkeväkin vitsi. www.is.fi/politiikka/a...
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
No anti-trans extremist was ever a feminist or interested in women’s rights, exhibit number eleventy-billion.
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damoclesalpha.bsky.social @damoclesalpha.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula
Finnish politician Päivi Räsänen - one of those vampires with inverse reaction to the crosses
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green jump in fright as a withered, dried-up potted pointsettia approaches them through apparent natural means.
Blue: What are you?
Potted plant: I am cuetlaxōchitl, ghost of christmas flower past.

The foxes listen as the undead houseplant complains.
Potted plant: Not a month has passed since I was brought to this house, and already I've been neglected to death!
Green: Well, can you come back to haunt us next December, so you'll be more seasonal?

The foxes follow with their eyes as the potted plant moves past them, leaving the scene.
Potted plant: Fine. But I will return.
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 02/03/2026
This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Just got off the phone with the President of Antifa. They said they have a cell in Florida that set up a fake tailoring shop, where they created this custom garment to humiliate Michael Flynn.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
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damoclesalpha.bsky.social @damoclesalpha.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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damoclesalpha.bsky.social @damoclesalpha.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The meme image with Satan telling: "Well, I just wanna say I'm a huge fan."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/12/2025
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society theonion.com/historians-quibbling-o…
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
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Alan Miesz @alanmiesz.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Lex Sture Fjäder, raippaveron prosentti valitaan kasvattamalla Sturelle näytettävää numeroa Milgram-tyyliin kunnes Sturea ei saada enää sydäniskurilla käyntiin.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
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Soren Lorenson is secretly plotting your demise @soren-lorenson.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Just a reminder that the people who run AI companies talk like this when amongst themselves and when you ask me if I'm anti-AI, well, I'm anti whatever the fuck this is
From Empire of AI by Karen Hao

"Sutskever now spoke in increasingly messianic overtones, leaving even his longtime friends scratching their heads and other employees ap-prehensive. During one meeting with a new group of researchers, Suts-kever laid out his plans for how to prepare for AGI.

"Once we all get into the bunker-" he began.

"I'm sorry," a researcher interrupted, "the bunker?"

"We're definitely going to build a bunker before we release AGI," Suts-kever replied matter-of-factly. Such a powerful technology would surely become an object of intense desire for governments globally. It could es-calate geopolitical tensions; the core scientists working on the technol-ogy would need to be protected. "Of course," he added, "it's going to be optional whether you want to get into the bunker."
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CerberusXt @cerberusxt.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Good morning !
Videogame screen with character holding trans flag "Will you stand with us because they might come for you next?"

"No i'll stand with you because they are coming for you now."
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Re: Epstein’s emails
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Alex Augunas | The Everyman Gamer (He/Him/They) @alexaug.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Trans Rights are human rights. ANYONE who says that someone's rights are worth sacrificing for your own isn't someone you bother trusting, Red or Blue. Because if they'll sacrifice a minority's rights, they'll sacrifice yours for the right price too.
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 22/07/2025
It is so, so important to learn to understand the difference between A Gross Thing That Freaks Me Out, versus A Thing Which Causes Actual Harm In The World because as long as you can't navigate the difference, your disgust is a lever that can be used to manipulate you
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
That she's cool as fuck?
Leviathan @l3vlat4an
X.com
Greta Thunberg donned a keffiyeh with an
"AUTISM" T-shirt that included an image of a skeleton dual wielding automatic rifles before she left on her flotilla.
What do you think she was trying to convey with this t-shirt?
AUTISM
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 26/09/2025
This is Annie. She is a dental therapy dog. Her job is to help patients experiencing anxiety by providing emotional support. While dentists go through years of schooling to treat patients Annie is able to lower their blood pressure and reduce anxiety just by being there. 14/10 (TT: funny.bunny9215)
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 17/09/2025
Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I have an AMAZING idea for a slasher movie where Orson Welles rises from the grave to fucking annihilate everyone involved in this decision.
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Dane will return at NYCC H-05 @monkeyminion.com · 01/09/2025
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
An empty booth with a sign that says “vendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”
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J. Marttila @balthusknot.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Turun kunnallispolitiikassa istutaan yleensä se perseessä.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Jari Taponen @jaritaponen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Kävin Eduskunnassa puhumassa nuorista, osallisuudesta ja turvallisuudesta. Nuoret unelmoivat ihan samoista asioista kuin ennenkin. Meidän vanhempien tehtävä on mahdollistaa niitä eikä käsitellä nuoria ongelmana. Tärkeää, että nuorten ympärillä on ihmisiä, jotka välittävät ja osaavat tukea!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/03/2025
crazy part about ubisoft dunk is this might be the first time majority of people were ever on ubisofts side and that dunking on elon musk is a valid and beneficial business strategy
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伊藤暢達/Masahiro Ito @adsk4.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
After 20 years, the members who worked on Silent Hill 2 got together (the guy, Usagi Tanaka, with glasses on worked on only SH3, tho). Although a couple of them had already left the restaurant, we had a great time together. We all promised to get together again and everyone seemed to be doing well.
Some of the members who worked on Silent Hill 2 in a photo picture.
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