Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Don’t mind me, just waiting for DMs to allow pics. 130
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Miss me with any recipe that starts by hollowing out a loaf of bread. Give me those big fluffy carbs or give me death. 021
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every time an app surprise makes me update it before I can use it, a fascist gets its wings. 021
Reposted by Dammit ErinJustmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My compression socks are on, bitches better watch out! 12910
Reposted by Dammit ErinShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is counting the number of dead contacts you have in your phone a sign of a midlife crisis? 914348
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A time machine, but it only works when you let someone ahead of you in traffic and they don’t wave so you can go back 10 seconds and use that time to curse their bloodline instead 032
Reposted by Dammit ErinDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If everyone voted for the most attractive person like I did then we wouldn’t be here 1546
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’ve been thinking of how often I threaten to buy a curse of Etsy, and it really isn’t sustainable in this economy. It’s time to take up witchcraft of my very own. 031
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I just know whoever thought of gas pump tv ads is laughing up at us from hell. 276
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I just Googled “Can you starch a floppy rug?” Who said getting old can’t be fun? 072
Reposted by Dammit ErinBrosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or are demons impervious to pain 115244
Reposted by Dammit ErinKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You can't miss her. She'll be driving six white horses. 416453
Reposted by Dammit ErinMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“Can’t win ‘em all!” I chortle, hurtling myself into an active volcano. 518674
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’ve developed an irrational fear that when I walk by my birdhouse a snake is gonna pop out & bite me in the back. I think about it every day. But I still haven’t moved it. I’m also afraid that confessing this will alert the snakes to move into the birdhouse. Very normal and well adjusted thoughts. 372
Reposted by Dammit ErinDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’ve decided to use my relaxed and positive personality for the first 30 days of this relationship 513838
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I wish I could trade mosquitoes in for goods and services. 075
Reposted by Dammit Erindrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally 170641044
Reposted by Dammit ErinLock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 15/07/2026*posting hog on main just to feel something* 184
Reposted by Dammit ErinDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Is anyone still speaking to their family and if so why 2014138
Reposted by Dammit ErinCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026More animals should be bumble, not just bees 15559152
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Today I want to lie in a hammock, in the shade, with no mosquitoes anywhere near me, while someone gives me a pedicure. There’s also a charcuterie board and a functional democracy. 031
Reposted by Dammit ErinLock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 11/07/2026How'd that witch get all this depression into my voodoo doll? 074
Reposted by Dammit Eringeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I wish I could take out my bones to go to sleep. 1414749
Reposted by Dammit ErinPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026victory lapping on this one 231143482460
Reposted by Dammit ErinMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My meal prep is cutting open the ramen package before the water is actually boiling. 1125270
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026If I had to choose a last meal right now,it would be 2 dozen deviled eggs and a seedless watermelon. 031
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I accidentally made my TikTok algorithm think I wanted to see a lot of videos about finding snakes in surprising places, and now I have to leave the internet forever. 031
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Ok picture it. We meet at a bar. You order me a Jack and Coke—I don’t drink it because yuck. But we’re still vibing. I take you home. You see my tramp stamp. It’s a riddle. You have to solve it before we proceed. This might be the best idea I’ve ever had. 061
Reposted by Dammit ErinCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 02/07/2026showering for the first time in 3 days and walking back into the world like 416923
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’m just posting this dog to show my group chat since I can’t post a picture there ok bye 1123
Reposted by Dammit ErinStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The lord knew I’d be too powerful if both of my pupils pointed in the same direction 0213
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Do you think I can leave work early if I tell my boss the local shelter picked up a real beefy dog, and if I don’t go kiss his head I might die? 000
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026You know when you get behind a logging truck and replay that scene from Final Destination until you switch lanes? Today I got behind a truck full of porta potties, and that was even scarier. 020
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Went outta town last month. Bought a pill planner. Forgot to fill it. Brought my meds and the planner. Lost one bottle entirely. Still haven’t unpacked that bag, and I’ve been fishing pills out every day when I shower. ADHD pills. I think they’re really helping. 🙂↔️ 010
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026In my next life I want to be a fat and happy giraffe on the lam. 020
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I heard if I get a PhD, they’ll give me a sword, and I can’t think of a better way to communicate that I’m smart and lethal. 382
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If I start a GoFundMe to suck the fat out of my back will you donate? 021
Reposted by Dammit ErinDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I may have claimed to be ALL THAT but I have never claimed to be all that and a bag of chips. I know my limits 17326
Reposted by Dammit Erinanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137483530
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Unfortunately this is my face whenever a man is nice to me 171
Reposted by Dammit ErinDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026i bet a pufferfish could take a pretty big bong rip 012433
Dammit Erin @dammiterin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I really wanna boof this energy drink, but I really don’t wanna look like a beer-can chicken sitting on the grill. 000
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