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Mr. New Balance

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My job on the leftist commune would be working the freakin’ grill!

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I used to do this for a living. That's not how it works. They glom onto sometimes otherwise sane movements like environmentalism and discredit them to the point nothing can be done. These aren't allies, they are people selling supplements.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever watched a media company suffer actual consequences for their shitty behavior?
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 05/09/2026
Look, I’ve already got the books, so I’m gonna read them to my kids. Look, my kids loved the books and they really want to go to the theme park, how can I ruin that for them? Look, the game is on the xbox pass, it’s not like I’m buying it. Look, I’ve already got HBO. Look, it’s just a bathroom.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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@JoshDenny
I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships.

Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. 

Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section.

Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence.

It is their single greatest insecurity.Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny
Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I wouldn’t call it a random guy. It was a guy that contributed to the suffering of MILLIONS of people and was untouchable by the legal system and morally bankrupt. I think we all understand the frustration watching disgusting rich pigs fuck up the world and getting to live long comfortable lives
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i don't think it's good to be friendly with fascists. i think it speaks poorly of the character of every dem senator trotting out this trite bullshit. graham defended the ICE agent who murdered your fellow citizen on camera. graham was subhuman garbage, and the world is better off with him dead.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Run on this! It's a real thing! People want to hang out IRL but hanging out IRL is too expensive.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Have been trying to crack why suddenly the Taylor Swift wedding shit is really annoying me, after being completely apathetic for years to all that stuff, and I think it's the feeling that she and her fake husband and their respective corporate teams are trying to impose a royal wedding on America
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
vindicated on my longheld belief that the dems could've won way more often even without giving lefties like me anything if they just poured money into the basic on the ground fundamentals instead of consultants and ads, but they don't, didn't, and won't
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
if you're scared of ingredients you can't pronounce, it doesn't mean the ingredients are evil it means you're stupid
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If a player defaced these with a Sharpie like those Giants pitchers did the Pride caps, said that they truly believed the flag has been improperly coopted in ways they don't agree with, and then said "there's no hate at all" do you think it'd get the same shrug those guys got? Feel like no!
MLB post about American Flag-themed jerseys for July 4
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bango @bangoladderdunk.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
what if it happens tonight
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
One of the right wing's top cultural initiatives was trying to destroy the idea that assholery deserves shame and we'll have to reverse that. "I'm just expressing an opinion I'm entitled to." Ok but you're an asshole. "I'm simply doing a business practice that technically isn't illegal." Ok. Asshole
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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
i believe the american experiment is fundamentally good and worth preserving
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
As I said, the link between Everyone Is 12 Theory and Everything Is Gender Theory is that it is traditionally Mom's job to make sure that Bedtime is enforced
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Yep. The value of corporations rolling out the rainbow carpet isn't what's in their heart of hearts, it's the society-wide signaling of "acceptance is good, bigotry is bad." Even if entirely insincere, it tells society "we think the majority of our customers expect this," and that's good!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
this makes me so fucking mad
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
There’s a shortage of slapping the shit out of people and we need a market correction on that.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Cops busting through a barricade that they set up is pretty tough to misinterpret.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
woke 1 made the mistake of making people think it was problematic to make fun of healing crystals and astrology. woke 2 must be focused on the destruction of white shamanism
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Every AI thing sounds like it was written by the dumbest 8th grader in the world
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 25/05/2026
Pedro man you can’t say stuff like that, we’re gonna be so annoying about it
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Arthur Webber 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @bernietranders.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
People with “gender critical beliefs” getting it included in government guidance that you can’t call them horrible transphobic bastards is so wild like I don’t have to spend billions lobbying for legal documents to get people to like me, have you tried being a nice person instead
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Mr. New Balance @dadpilled.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
To anyone who says 2011 internet is dead: cabletwo.net/horsle/
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Horsle- the horse-based word game
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
a giant spider plays basketball
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
when I say things like “this is downstream of Dems not believing in anything” people jump into my replies and say Dems believe in abortion, fighting racism, and LGBT rights, and the answer to that is: not according to the scoreboard
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the thing about the institutional apparatus of the dems is that it’s the biggest collection of losers we’ve seen in my lifetime. despite 2 governing trifectas in the last 18 years and the presidency for 12, they’ve overseen the return of segregationists and the end of bodily autonomy for women
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 16/05/2026
pushing out diverse people to accommodate diverse views about those people's inferiority, be fucking serious
Screenshotted excerpt from the quote-skeeted article, reading as follows:

"Even though I personally agree with [the diversity and inclusion standard] and what it tries to achieve, I think it's appropriate as an ​accrediting body that we eliminate that standard so we don't inhibit the diversity of ideas out there in ​various types of legal education environments," said David Brennen, a council member and a former dean ⁠of the University of Kentucky College of Law.
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Mr. New Balance @dadpilled.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The Target Center DJ busting out a Menahan Street Band mix…I was not familiar with your game
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
This is rage bait but 1 of the most eye-opening things I’ve learned from leaping up a few tax brackets due to luck is HOW MUCH MONEY there is at the top. Straight up unfathomable. Way, way, WAY more than you think! California can afford ANYTHING. YOUR govt can afford ANYTHING. Demand it all!
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What's cool in this case is I believe Mamdani made the video in front of Ken Griffin's penthouse, without naming him, hoping to provoke a gross overreaction from the ultra-wealthy who can't help themselves, have no idea what they sound like, and have no one to advise them otherwise. And it worked
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
important to point out the creator and showrunner of this is the babadook from the "adults drinking wine vibe" meme
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This year’s Met Gala theme is: The Big Bopper Everyone will be dressed in the singular signature style of The Big Bopper (1930-1959)
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 04/05/2026
Get her name out of your fucking mouth, you worthless pud. The trans woman hounded into the closet isn’t your cudgel against the people that annoy you on bluesky.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
get, and i cannot over emphasize this enough, FUCKED lmaoooo
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️
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Allosaur @allosaur.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This didn’t happen
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
oh no not them
Tim Heidecker Bashes Comedians Performing At LA’s Famed ‘Comedy Store,’ Says New Infowars Will Feature ‘Progressive’ Trans Comics
A quick look at the Comedy Store’s lineup this week shows scheduled performances by comedy legends such as Bobby Lee, Howie Mandel, Jay Leno, Arsenio Hall, Jeff Ross, Greg Fitzsimmons, Frank Quiñones and Whitney Cummings, as well as Marc Maron, Jim Norton and Caroline Rhea.

In other words, well-known figures in the comedy sphere. Are these comics aware of Heidecker’s animosity toward them?

Heidecker had previously commented he wanted to make Infowars a place for transgender comedians, not a place for people in the “Dave Chapelle network” anti-trans jokes.
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