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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The 2027 Met Gala theme should be a tribute to Chairman Kaga
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You should have to smell the dead when you disinter them.
A chat request from a late friend
I recognize the pain of thinking if I could only talk to them one more time. It is among the more familiar human laments. But that's just the thing it is a human problem to be endured not a technological problem to be sold. Our capacity for loss – in fact the necessity of losing and having lost – is what makes us who we are. Individually and collectively. There is no workaround. There will be no workaround. And every step toward preventing that or perverting that is an affront to our humanity. Why not just taxidermy nana and prop her up at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre dinner table? At least there's something real and tangible about that. Undeniable in its sacrilege. You should have to smell the dead when you disinter them.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sloppy drawing from sketchbook. A home baker is in the kitchen reading a book of muffin recipes titled “David’s Muffins.” They read a passage from the book out loud, “ “Add a pinch of cinnamon” oh, David you truly are the muffin man. “
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Games are back
Video titled Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 11/09/2026
California's biggest lake is in crisis. Now tribes are coming back to save its sacred fish
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California's biggest lake is in crisis. Now tribes are coming back to save its sacred fish
An agreement signed Friday formalizes seven tribes as co-managers of the Clear Lake watershed. Mercury contamination, toxic algal blooms and invasive fishes have threatened a rare and revered local fish.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Queen
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Malice Walker @humblecore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
immediately had to search for the video of Dolly and Patti singing Shortnin’ Bread while keeping the rhythm with their acrylic nails youtu.be/AOxsQNVOhro
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Dolly Parton & Patti LaBelle play 'Shortnin' Bread' on their Acrylic Nails
YouTube video by Happy Mag
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Matt "Matt "qwilman" Bixler" Bixler, aka qwilman @qwilman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
she lived the life a good person lives when they find success. she's a huge part of the reason we got vaccines for covid. literal life saver thousands of times over.
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Fact check: Dolly Parton helped fund Moderna's COVID-19 vaccine research
A large donation made in April by Dolly Parton caught the attention of social media users after Moderna announced a promising new COVID-19 vaccine.
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
EVERYONE BUT *HIM*
Kelly kapoor from the office
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Part of the reason a lot of super rich people are so awful is that when normal people get an absurd amount of money, they immediately start looking around for who they can help.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title is “Cats living together”.
The first panel shows a black cat and orange cat cuddling with their eyes closed. The orange cat says “I love you”. The black cat says “I love you too”.
The second panel zooms in on them. 
The third panel shows the orange cat opening its eyes.
The fourth panel shows the orange cat raising its paw to punch the black cat. It says, “Actually you know what”.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So much of the bad parts of BookTok (and there are so many bad parts) are what a dumb person thinks smart horny people sound like. And would actually be improved if they just wrote dumb and horny. In this essay, I refuse to elaborate.
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ctorms.bsky.social @ctorms.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Denise Richards Jesus
Alt: Denise Richards at a gun range saying Jesus Loves Winners. from the film Drop Dead Gorgeous
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kids: 1 KIDS Act: 0
Reddit post in r/teenager showing an ID for Ramses II and claiming they used it to evade age-verification
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I come back to this tumblr post again and again
Tumblr post by sunderwight: The current AI situation is like if the people who were pushing NFTs had successfully gotten everyone to start referring to any and all digital transactions as an NFT, thus allowing them to pretend that things like online shopping, downloadable video games, bank transfers, etc were closely related to convincing middle-aged would-be techies to invest serious money in ugly digital paintings, and hold the former examples up in defense of the latter any time someone pointed out that the whole NFT thing was a racket. What do you mean NFTs are bad, don't you want disabled people to be able to use their phones to have medication delivered to their doorstep? Wow. Horrible of you, really.
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"By the way, Homer. What's your least favorite country? Italy or France?" 'France." "Nobody ever says Italy."
Season 8 Episode 2
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Meredith Rose @mrose.ink · 06/07/2026
FIFA employee: oh hey u guys are back early Memo Ochoa: Azteca's haunted FIFA employee: what? Ochoa: *loading a pistol and getting back on the pitch* Azteca's haunted
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ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴘɪss ᴍᴇ ᴏғғ @chaclo.blacksky.app · 05/07/2026
Fuck Leopold II and everybody who love him
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The Rude Pundit @rudepundit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage.
Every age and generation must be as free to act for itself, in all cases, as the ages and generations which preceded it. The vanity and presumption of governing beyond the grave, is the most ridiculous and insolent of all tyrannies. Man has no property in man; neither has any generation a property in the generations which are to follow. The parliament or the people of 1688, or of any other period, had no more right to dispose of the people of the present day, or to bind or to controul them in any shape whatever, than the parliament or the people of the present day have to dispose of, bind or controul those who are to live a hundred or a thousand years hence. Every generation is, and must be, competent to all the purposes which its occasions require. It is the living, and not the dead, that are to be accommodated.
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Becky Hammer @beckyhammer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ina Garten giant quarantine cocktail pausa de hidratación
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Retroist @retroist.com · 04/07/2026
Great moments in U.S. History.
Comic panel showing the Kool Aid Man walking past children with Benjamin Franklin. A child asks, “Excuse me sir, aren’t you Benjamin Franklin?” Franklin answers, “Yes I am. I’m also hot and thirsty.”
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Ben Raderstorf @raders.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Big developments in Sacramento's zoning code! -No bulk control(!) -Unlimited units. -45ft heights/FAR 2.0 within 1/2 mile of transit, 35ft/FAR 1.0 elsewhere. -15 ft front setbacks. -Staff approvals. And... that's it. The most ambitious reform anywhere. housesac.substack.com/p/the-promis...
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The promised land is in sight
The *final* missing middle package is awesome — plus a bunch of time-sensitive ways to help build housing!
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Synahel @synahel.eurosky.social · 30/06/2026
Happy birthday, Usagi Tsukino
Screenshots from Sailor Moon with Usagi showing today's date, June 30th, with stars in her eyes, saying: "Today, June 30th... ...is my birthday!"
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haunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
do not underestimate the healing power of an incredible $18 thrift store haul
heavy glass 5x7 art deco style picture frame, valley of the dolls 1997 trade paperback, large Pyrex bowl that is the color of the backrooms wallpaper, plastic tissue box cover in a glossy dusty blue, art deco clear stacked cube lamp (needs a shade  but it works :))
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Why do MFs keep showing us stuff from Twitter and being like, "This is happening while you're over here" and it's never any of the funny stuff, it's the shit we been here avoiding? Stop
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I love reading what @kvanaren.bsky.social writes, even when she is writing about tv shows that are DEEPLY not for me!!!
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Reality TV’s Midlife Crisis
In season ten, Summer House stopped being about fun and started being about existential dread.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Was blessed with this picture in the replies a couple days ago and was not anticipating it coming in useful so quickly
Test Audience reacting to the Chest-urster scene in 'Alien', 1979. with a bunch of horrified people and one man with a beard vibing out
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/06/2026
Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Futurama made a damn episode making fun of this 20 years ago and that at least was a actual physical robot
A Marylin Monrobot

OH YOURE
A REAL DRÉAMBOAT-.
I ROBOTIC VOICE 1 BILLY EVERYTEEN.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/04/2026
Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water theonion.com/report-every-place-on-…
Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.
Alex Jones posting Tim's fake mugshot.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Werner Herzog in the mushroom kingdom from Mario Bros saying the below quote. A power mushroom rests on his helmet.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Let’s go toe to toe, gramps.
Photos of me with text:

It’s not offensive to swear. It might offend someone’s sensibilities but that’s different.
It’s always an old person like: “In my day we didn’t use those words.”Me with text:

Okay then, how about you make a list of the words you DID use back in the day.
And we’ll see who has the more offensive vocabulary.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
sorry, can't. I'm busy turning a barely noticeable pimple into a full-on wound.
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Yeah, I'm cool with fun April Fools stuff like embedding a little game on your site, but "it's formatted like a real news story about something shocking, but it's fake!" was a lot more fun when this wasn't a daily struggle for anyone with an elderly Facebook user in their life.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 27/03/2026
Wikipedia has banned the use of AI to write or rewrite articles
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time
think about my father being called
"boy", my uncle being called "boy", my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called "boy". So I questioned myself: "What does a black man have to do before he's given respect as a man?" So when I was 18 years old,
when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T, so the first word out of everybody's mouth is "Mr."
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