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Connor Tearney

@ctearney.bsky.social
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Not trying to be flip ATX

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A whole political movement should be stood up against this arrogant and sociopathic bullshit www.politico.com/newsletters/...
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty. ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Malachi Coleman is snatching ankles tonight
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Important thread (no lies detected)
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johnny @jjmj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Kawhi when he sees a nice scoreboard
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We have seized the airports and radio stations. Madison has fallen. We ask the people of Wisconsin to please remain calm during this period of transition.
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
This rhetoric is ideal for listeners who believe trans women are an issue that they're supposed to care about, but don't actually have any real-world experience with them. The hypothetical trans girl who's supposedly causing all this trouble in the WNBA is the perfect tool for the conservative movement. She can't fight back, she can't disprove anyone's assumptions, and she can't garner sympathy when she's the target of hate. The perfect trans girl is the one who only exists in the imagination of the loudest cis people. Her monstrousness, the need to "protect young girls in a locker room" from her, gives them permission to enact policies that in reality only harm the anonymous girls, cis and trans, who want to play sports without the invasive scrutiny of gender-obsessed adults.
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just as I was complaining about Sabovic taking the corner instead of Torres, he goes and plays a perfect ball for the assist. (That was before the smoke monster came and carried off Stuver)
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
by now you shoulda somehow tried to score goal number two
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Dennis Miller
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
David Purdue's "TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING" ad but with Folarin Balogun
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Balogun doing that celly in the greater Bay Area… LeBron to the dubs confirmed
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I can’t top this
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cool mayor strikes again
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Texas Republicans might be the softest, weakest little man babies in the history of politics
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026
Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them. (
There are things in the world that are more important than money. The fact that you seem not to believe this, that you seem to think any motive beyond ruthless acquisitiveness is fake, dishonest, or childish, is the heart of your problem. Your attitude is not by any means unique to tech, but the
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hockey players should only wear numbers greater than 60. That’s my hot take for the day. Maybe like, a handful of other numbers are acceptable. But that’s it
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Jaxson Dart is simply not talented enough to be expressing a concrete political opinion. You went 4-8 with a 91 passer rating last year, your favorite president is Abraham Lincoln and what you think the country needs most right now is “more dialogue”.
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Your doctor says you're going to experience liver failure unless you change your drinking habits. Jim at the bar disagrees.
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Lucas Kaplan @lucaskaplan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
MARINE WHAT THE HELL TO TIE THE GAME
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 11/05/2026
this looks like an extra tough captcha test
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I do hope this means someone was scamming Don Jr or Eric because they wanted to watch an out of market game and couldn’t figure it out
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Jennifer Harris @jwharris.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Please help if you are able. Small donations add up quickly: gofund.me/06e4d9c4b
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Donate to Free Luis Fernando, Northeast High Soccer Player in ATX, organized by Holi Zaday cabrera
******ESPANOL ABAJO******* Hello, my name is Holi Zad… Holi Zaday cabrera needs your support for Free Luis Fernando, Northeast High Soccer Player in ATX
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Tarrytown / East Austin / South Congress
Tina Fey, Timothee Chalamet, and Kylie Jenner sit courtside at a basketball game
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“Men who cannot handle accountability, cannot admit that they’re wrong, cannot actually face the hard work of self-examination and repair, are dangerous to everybody.” From: I Went to Duke With Justin Fairfax and Cerina Fairfax. Decades Later, He Killed Her by Elizabeth Spiers or archive.is/nqBmK
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I Went to Duke With Justin Fairfax and Cerina Fairfax. Decades Later, He Killed Her
Former Virginia lieutenant governor Justin Fairfax killed his wife, Cerina, months after she filed for divorce. The news about my old friend evokes the patterns that emerge in stories that end this wa...
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
presented without comment bc she already got murdered
christopher hooks: tip for younger reporters: point your camera at the thing that's happening

quote tweeting Olivia Reingold posting video of herself crouching behind a table at the white house correspondents dinner

Terrifying—a few ground shaking knocks by my seat at White House Correspondents Dinner, unclear if shooting. I am ok, we are trying to exit now.
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Mays and Barnwell together again taking a fresh look at RB value? What did I do to deserve this? Is it 2015?? Is nature healing??? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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Are we wrong about running back value?
Podcast Episode · The Athletic Football Show: A show about the NFL · April 22 · 1h 23m · Video
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Ethan James @deuxraccoons.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This one is a no brainer for me
Tweet that says:

genie: please no
millipede: more legs
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I don't even understand why ppl ever talked about Chuck Norris jokes in a world where Joe Mazzula exists
tweet: Joe Mazzulla just walked past Marcus Smart in the locker room, did a full somersault in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Ok step one is to make them look less delicious
WIRECUTTER
Microplastics Are
Everywhere. Here's How to Avoid Eating Them.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
A Bed of Red Azaleas, by Alma Thomas, 1968 (rotated, detail), 📸 by David Stluka
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Dillon Brooks has entered his “murder of multiple people is acceptable if it lets me ascend to first violin chair in the 1894 Milan symphony” era #NBAsky
Suns player Dillon Brooks, in formal dress and a grey overcoat, on the bench of a Suns game, with long hair straight out of Sweeney Todd or some shit
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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Big iced tea matchup on Friday
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I said ARTICLES ABOUT TECHNO-CAPITALIST DYSTOPIA, not SNACK BOATS!
Cartoon J. Jonah Jameson
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We (@fletcheredington.bsky.social) have gone so far online that we’re offline. Made it to the Bluesky / Onion party at SXSW. @bencollins.bsky.social is ducking us
Shot of the outdoor crowd at the party. Yes, there is a sushi food truck. Two terminally online people, one in a sweet tiger shirt. One in a “what if we didn’t suck” Kat Abugazhaleh shirt
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 13/03/2026
I think a big part of the derangement of the average American is that they see people on their phone who are lying about how successful they are, believe that they're telling the truth, and then get mad that they aren't that successful right now.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 07/03/2026
“Where can i find a good man”
Atomic Empire
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
US government rn
A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons.
The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body”
Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It really wasn't factored in what would happen to the straight of Hormuz, huh? I wonder what other variables were not considered. All of them?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
good morning mr president heres your daily read out on the war in iran…no sir, i didnt catch kimmel last night…yes sir, very mean and nasty sir…no sir ive never heard of joyce carol oates either sir
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a “weapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
this is a Watt
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Sam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans
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