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Connor Tearney

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Not trying to be flip ATX

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A whole political movement should be stood up against this arrogant and sociopathic bullshit www.politico.com/newsletters/...
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also people just posting their analytics projects and getting scooped up by teams
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty. ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Malachi Coleman is snatching ankles tonight
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Important thread (no lies detected)
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johnny @jjmj.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Kawhi when he sees a nice scoreboard
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We have seized the airports and radio stations. Madison has fallen. We ask the people of Wisconsin to please remain calm during this period of transition.
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
on Sophie Cunningham and a trans controversy that doesn't involve any actual trans people: defector.com/the-right-ha...
This rhetoric is ideal for listeners who believe trans women are an issue that they're supposed to care about, but don't actually have any real-world experience with them. The hypothetical trans girl who's supposedly causing all this trouble in the WNBA is the perfect tool for the conservative movement. She can't fight back, she can't disprove anyone's assumptions, and she can't garner sympathy when she's the target of hate. The perfect trans girl is the one who only exists in the imagination of the loudest cis people. Her monstrousness, the need to "protect young girls in a locker room" from her, gives them permission to enact policies that in reality only harm the anonymous girls, cis and trans, who want to play sports without the invasive scrutiny of gender-obsessed adults.
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
finding out that 7-11 sold sour gushers got me into the gas station snack game, and the shaq gummies almost knocked me right back out of it
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Field pic at kickoff of Austin fc vs Seattle sounders 4 excited Austin fc fans, less excited about watching the game from a saunaFirework smoke lingering over the field after a goal, just above Brad Stuver
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just as I was complaining about Sabovic taking the corner instead of Torres, he goes and plays a perfect ball for the assist. (That was before the smoke monster came and carried off Stuver)
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is the first time I've seen a smile *almost* reach his eyes. So close!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My man looks like a thumb became sentient and its first stop was at a Jos A Bank 3-for-1 sale
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
by now you shoulda somehow tried to score goal number two
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Dennis Miller
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
David Purdue's "TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING" ad but with Folarin Balogun
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Balogun doing that celly in the greater Bay Area… LeBron to the dubs confirmed
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I can’t top this
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Also half the time the person is just on their phone not paying attention to the light (and then go when they see the cars next to them move in their peripheral vision)
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cool mayor strikes again
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Need him to make an 81 yard run down the right sideline for a touchdo- I mean, goal, against some Australian patriots next game
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Texas Republicans might be the softest, weakest little man babies in the history of politics
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
There’s a random sci-fi book called Prophet that turns this into a cool concept. Was a fun read.
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026
Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them. (
There are things in the world that are more important than money. The fact that you seem not to believe this, that you seem to think any motive beyond ruthless acquisitiveness is fake, dishonest, or childish, is the heart of your problem. Your attitude is not by any means unique to tech, but the
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just realized my brain was still storing the info that he was the holder on FGs for the Rams. Although I’d say the deep lore of “which WRs were converted college QBs” is more for staff policy writers than candidates (really just wanted to reference Matt Jones and Antwaan Randle El)
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hockey players should only wear numbers greater than 60. That’s my hot take for the day. Maybe like, a handful of other numbers are acceptable. But that’s it
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Jaxson Dart is simply not talented enough to be expressing a concrete political opinion. You went 4-8 with a 91 passer rating last year, your favorite president is Abraham Lincoln and what you think the country needs most right now is “more dialogue”.
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
That offside overturn, based on that visual, was, uhhhhh, questionable
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Your doctor says you're going to experience liver failure unless you change your drinking habits. Jim at the bar disagrees.
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Lucas Kaplan @lucaskaplan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
MARINE WHAT THE HELL TO TIE THE GAME
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 11/05/2026
this looks like an extra tough captcha test
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I do hope this means someone was scamming Don Jr or Eric because they wanted to watch an out of market game and couldn’t figure it out
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Jennifer Harris @jwharris.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Please help if you are able. Small donations add up quickly: gofund.me/06e4d9c4b
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Donate to Free Luis Fernando, Northeast High Soccer Player in ATX, organized by Holi Zaday cabrera
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I mean STL did have plenty of good looks that they just skied. Plus a legit two-on-zero breakaway
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Tarrytown / East Austin / South Congress
Tina Fey, Timothee Chalamet, and Kylie Jenner sit courtside at a basketball game
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“Men who cannot handle accountability, cannot admit that they’re wrong, cannot actually face the hard work of self-examination and repair, are dangerous to everybody.” From: I Went to Duke With Justin Fairfax and Cerina Fairfax. Decades Later, He Killed Her by Elizabeth Spiers or archive.is/nqBmK
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I Went to Duke With Justin Fairfax and Cerina Fairfax. Decades Later, He Killed Her
Former Virginia lieutenant governor Justin Fairfax killed his wife, Cerina, months after she filed for divorce. The news about my old friend evokes the patterns that emerge in stories that end this wa...
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It would be one thing if he acknowledged the points at all and had any sort of reason, “I understand the frustration, but ….” instead of claiming that the very obvious and direct statements he previously made actually meant something entirely different or denying the reporting altogether.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
presented without comment bc she already got murdered
christopher hooks: tip for younger reporters: point your camera at the thing that's happening

quote tweeting Olivia Reingold posting video of herself crouching behind a table at the white house correspondents dinner

Terrifying—a few ground shaking knocks by my seat at White House Correspondents Dinner, unclear if shooting. I am ok, we are trying to exit now.
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
oh one of my favorite recent gaming experiences was Mega Man X8 de-make, where someone re-did X8 in the SNES sprite style. Absolutely loved it.
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Could never look at SNES madden the same after my friend got a Playstation. My mind could not handle the leap from this
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Connor Tearney @ctearney.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Mays and Barnwell together again taking a fresh look at RB value? What did I do to deserve this? Is it 2015?? Is nature healing??? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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Are we wrong about running back value?
Podcast Episode · The Athletic Football Show: A show about the NFL · April 22 · 1h 23m · Video
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Ethan James @deuxraccoons.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This one is a no brainer for me
Tweet that says:

genie: please no
millipede: more legs
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I don't even understand why ppl ever talked about Chuck Norris jokes in a world where Joe Mazzula exists
tweet: Joe Mazzulla just walked past Marcus Smart in the locker room, did a full somersault in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
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