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Joel

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Never seen a 1:13 in my life

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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/05/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
there's an actual genre of analysis that acknowledges that for generations people used to buy and sell other humans, aided by a comprehensive system of apartheid that continued for generations later, but nevertheless blames the resurgence of open bigotry on a decade or so of cringe Tumblr posts
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Like and share if you want Iran to have nukes
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Joel @crimesenjoyer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Bouta hit a lick so devious @work @anyone who wants computers n shit
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HCJustin @hcjustin.com · 09/06/2025
you should be allowed to assault somebody if you can prove they used chatgpt to reply to you
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 02/06/2025
Al Overview

"Two in the pink, one in the stink" is a playful rhyme, often used when talking about shoes, meaning that two feet are neatly fitted ("in the pink") while one is not properly on and therefore "in the stink" - essentially, a little bit messy or uncomfortable. 

Key points about this phrase:

Childish origin: It's considered a somewhat childish rhyme, often used when helping young children put on their shoes.

Rhyming playfulness: The key is the playful rhyme between "pink" and "stink".

Interpretation: "Two in the pink" signifies that two feet are properly laced and comfortable, while "one in the stink" means one shoe is not on correctly and might be causing discomfort.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
People rightfully don’t trust politicians because they dangle positive change like a carrot that you only get after Election Day… maybe. We don’t need a liberal Joe Rogan. We need our leaders to do good things at every possible juncture. That’s where our resources should go.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I keep getting asked if it’s legal to spend our campaign funds on food drives or our high school public service grants and the answer is YES. It is. Politicians and Democratic organizations need to use their coffers to help people NOW and fill in the gaps that Trump has created.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
See you in hell, candy boys!
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ekko astral @ekkoastral.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
So weeee are touring these United States with PUP AND JEFF ROSENSTOCK THIS FALL ITS A CATACLYSMIC RAPTURE OF FRIENDSHIPNESS 🥰 Tickets on sale Friday!!!! hehehehe
PUPSTOCK DATESSSS

Wed 9/3/25

MINNEAPOLIS, MN

Palace Theatre

Thu 9/4/25

MADISON, WI

The Sylvee

Fri 9/5/25

CHICAGO, IL

Salt Shed

Sat 9/6/25

DETROIT, MI

Russell Industrial Center

Mon 9/8/25

PITTSBURGH, PA

Stage AE

Tue 9/9/25

COLUMBUS, OH

KEMBA Live!

Wed 9/10/25

CLEVELAND, OH

Agora Theatre

Fri 9/19/25

RALEIGH, NC

The Ritz

Sat 9/20/25

CHARLOTTE, NC

The Fillmore CHA

Mon 9/22/25

ATLANTA, GA

The Eastern

Wed 9/24/25

HOUSTON, TX

White Oak Music Hall

Thu 9/25/25

DALLAS, TX

HOB Dallas

Fri 9/26/25

SAN ANTONIO, TX

Paper Tiger

Sat 9/27/25

AUSTIN, TX

Radio East

Tue 9/30/25

PHOENIX, AZ

Van Buren

Wed 10/1/25

SAN DIEGO, CA

The Sound

Thu 10/2/25

LOS ANGELES, CA

Palladium

Sat 10/4/25

OAKLAND, CA

Fox Theater

Mon 10/6/25

PORTLAND, OR

Crystal Ballroom

Tue 10/7/25

SEATTLE, WA

Showbox SoDo

Thu 10/9/25

SALT LAKE CITY, UT

Rockwell at The Complex

Sat 10/11/25

DENVER, CO

Mission Ballroom
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
NEW: Family of Mahmoud Khalil just released footage of his arrest “Stop resisting” “He’s not resisting” Agents seen continuing to ignore Mahmoud’s wife as she asks basic questions
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
website's good now
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again
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Prison Policy Initiative @prisonpolicy.org · 22/02/2025
More than 1 in 3 people were first arrested before their 16th birthday – does this look like a society that cares about uplifting youth, or imprisoning them?
Graph titled: More than 1 in 3 people in state prison were first arrested before their 16th birthday
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 20/02/2025
special election? personally i think all elections are special...
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"
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Joel @crimesenjoyer.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Fucking spineless cretins getting dogwalked. Love to watch fealty be rewarded with humiliation
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Joel @crimesenjoyer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
If you catch a cop texting and driving, they should have to let you hold their gun for a few seconds. That seems fair
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I will kiII myself in front of you if you inconvenience me again
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
extremely important PSA
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It’s OK to be gay but not whatever JD Vance is
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 05/02/2025
By god, Mitch McConnell has just been fucked to death by a chimp on the steps of the US Capitol! Another dedicated public servant cut down in his prime by acts of chimp. Horrible to witness but compelling content all the same. He was 39 years old.
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Faggot 2
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country
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Joel @crimesenjoyer.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Got into the Night Reign Net Test! Doing dab hits in the bathroom as we speak!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/01/2025
this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/12/2024
this is a trillion times harder than the trump picture everyone claimed was the hardest ever. free luigi
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