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One of the most cromulent accounts about the Simpsons. DM suggestions!

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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Happy Lefthanders Day
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir!
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages?
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious?
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It must be the first of the month. New billboard day!
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these?
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another...
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
He spelled "Yale" with a six.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I'll practice you!
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Er's doctor.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Wel-diddly-elcome, Simpsons.
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The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?
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