The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out. 519329
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025They can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup! 2818
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 26/08/2025There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess. 012831
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Kids, turn off the TV. I have some bad news about Lenny. 215030
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, Sir! 116924
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Do they have Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages? 615627
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025I'm disrespectful to dirt! Can you see that I am serious? 315532
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025It must be the first of the month! New billboard day! 224353
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 21/07/2025So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck? 112031
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 07/07/2025You're out there somewhere, Beer Barron, and I'll find you. 421731
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it. 213919
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk has made me hungry. 212328
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 01/07/2025It must be the first of the month. New billboard day! 215444
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 24/06/2025You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun. 016859
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I've got the exact same curtains, only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these? 411020
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... 210620
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Okay, Homer, stay calm. Just quietly get this stuff inside your house. 213624
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025There's still the little matter of the whereabouts of your wife. 313017
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 13/06/2025 I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out. 423436
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Can I have the keys to the car, lover? I feel like changing wigs. 2946
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Right now Superintendent Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl. 08112
The Simpsons @simpsonsquotes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates? 111716