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MJ 🪣 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh wow. Well that explains a lot.
Sarah bellus asks: what is wrong with Elon musk's body? 

Dave greenridge replies with an image of a man with a clinical estrogen deficiency and an image of musk who is a similar shape with pronounced shoulders and a protruding abdomen: he's taken so much testosterone that it's caused an estrogen deficiency!
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Amrk @amrk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Magyar is currently enacting a Liberal Currents fantasy where he amends the constitution to ban anyone associated with the old regime from ever holding office again and is somehow polling at 68% (he won with 53%) and I’m not saying that’s possible anywhere else but Dems should like, ask him
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jason kelce is dressed like he has a stutz bearcat loaded full of moonshine that he just drove over the canadian border
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did you guys know that the host of Bone and Sickle, Al Ridenour, is married to Margaret Cho?!
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Your mom trying to remember the name of that podcast
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Final shot of Sunset Blvd paid for by the U.S. Government.
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 17/09/2026
tmnt logo: harry potter fanfic sex cult
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Learning about a location in Pennsylvania where water flows into the mississippi, st lawrence and chesapeake bay watersheds! I wonder if there is anything else to know about ulysses township?
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The trailers for resident evil included: How to Rob a Bank: where bank robbers live stream their robberies and get help stealing from the rich to give to the poor from their fans...
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Anthropic, Meta, and Google "breaking containment" incidents all resulted from setup errors (or a stunt) by the same company: Irregular. Irregular created a sandbox that wasn't really a sandbox because it had a live internet connection, and gave instructions that were then carried out online.
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onno🌻 @onno.cool · 05/03/2025
when i am president i am finding the tumblr user who made this venn diagram at least 11 years ago and giving them a purple heart
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 19/09/2026
The Democrats are defending both trans people and the Kennedy Center.
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t forget, this is how the Kennedy center dismantling started. The folks at your institution doing equity work might be the first targeted, but the institutions themselves are always the target. Hope folks have learned this now.
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Goad (Legal Expert) @goad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happening now outside of the Richmond Airport, protest against ICE deportations which organizers say they saw prisoners transported.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 18/09/2026
one of the primary beneficiaries of all of this is the business analyst who has been stringing together a bunch of power automate flows and powerapps together to modernize internal processes because their employer won’t invest in buying tools they need to keep a 21st century business running
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the first thing Democrats should do in 2029 is to tax the sale of voting dual-class stock according to its percentage of the total control of the corporation rather than its book value
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 17/09/2026
one of the core problems with online leftism is it LARPs as high agency while encouraging low agency behavior
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh fuck I love the term institutional gothic
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 16/09/2026
I believe her story honestly. it’s one of those issues where if you get quit of debate bro culture and talk to real people, the case for civil rights is immediately undeniable
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
even our most victorian ghostish of democratic governosr is not trucking with this nonsense
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What, like an international human rights hero would root for the chiefs or something? I dont think so
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is definitely an organized strategy to elect Republicans, and the use of "demonrats," something nobody but Republicans uses, makes it look like this Jinkies person is a Republican larper. Or another ex-evangelical leftie who never examined the propaganda they grew up with.
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TheSinnamom @thesinnamom.gay · 14/09/2026
I simply can't get over "Talarico's lengthy record of staunch support for social justice is moot because he used a turn of phrase on a specific facet of an issue that would allow him to nullify a wedge issue in an R+13 state, then pivot back to his social justice roots once elected" Are we daft?
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Among other things, a Democratic Senate means that if a GOP SCOTUS justice dies sometime in the next 2 years, we can take the court from 6-3 to 5-3 and basically wreck a giant chunk of its partisan advantage. Something to think about when you're worrying about Talarico's trans statements.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes, I am assuming that electing legislators from the party that expands rights is better than electing legislators from the party that takes rights away This is because I am an adult and understand how the world works
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The online left is sure fired up to depress turnout. I havent seen those folks so passionate and aggressive since fall of 24 - surely its purely organic response and not a bunch of gullible rubes being influenced by rightwing funded agitators
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bighorse06.bsky.social @bighorse06.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Labor really is what leftists think the dems are.
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And Im smuggly driving past them in my ev chevy equinox
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just watched the Blondie Top of the Pops performance and I am disheartened to learn that Debbie Harry dances like Elaine Bennis
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The New River, one of the oldest rivers in the World!
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And this is why we need comedians (his name is Clayton English)
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 07/09/2026
OH MY GOD THE NATHAN FIELDER x ELIZABETH HOLMES MOVIE IS REAL
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh i want this to happen so bad www.reddit.com/r/movies/s/m...
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From the movies community on Reddit: ‘Dungeons & Dragons 2’: John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein Optimistic Their Sequel Will Find New Studio After Paramount Passed
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
someone could do a “after moulton rebuke, centrists face growing pressure to retreat from extreme right-wing positions on gender conformity” number that would be fun
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Yeah he’s insane and will destroy our country but the previous king didn’t want to cause a fuss so he just left him be even after the attempted treason and now he’s gonna do something evil again. Let’s change the subject, this is depressing.” goddammit, fantasy book from the 80s
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"The people who work on farms often don't own them" is something that would have been completely intuitive to 99% of people for 99% of human history but is completely unintelligible to the people who make US public policy.
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: My Morning Mumu
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What's your favorite acting role by a singer?
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Alanis Morissette in Dogma
Alt: Alanis Morissette in Dogma
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger CVTHEDRALS
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Whats your favorite acting role by a singer?
Bjork in The Northman
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Shapiro: When he sits behind the desk in the Oval Office, making $2.2 billion off his corruption for him and his kids, it costs you money. When he sits behind that desk, he’s not thinking about how to put money in your pocket. He’s thinking about how to put money in his own pocket.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
no, no youve got it all wrong, its nothing weird like sex shes just worshipping him and sees herself as his ethereal caretaker and celestial concubine but theres no sex or anything crazy like that
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is what everyone on that WaPo opinion podcast looks/sounds like
Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows
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Elite goblin Fruit Merchant. @credle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is that supposed to say...short cocks?
Car with license plate SHRTCKS
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