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Craig Dodge

@craigdodge.bsky.social
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Not an AI, I’m just like this. Sorry.

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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 6h
"revenge for Nixon" explains a rather significant amount of GOP skulduggery in the 21st century www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
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Exclusive | Decades After Watergate, Justice Department Reviews Whether Nixon Got a Raw Deal
A revisionist historian went to the DOJ headquarters to present his case that the former president and his associates weren’t treated fairly.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 6h
Everything will be peace and quiet once we kill all the people
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They do know that testosterone isn’t the super soldier formula they used to make Capitan America, right? Right?
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Bible doesn’t say anything about airplanes or automobiles either, so I assume JD walks to all his events?
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the lesser annoyances about AI is all the bike shedding that follows it around. Like, sure AI will kill us all, but all I said “Morning, Frank, what’s new?”
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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
‘If the stitch up doesn’t fit, you must be Eric Schmitt’
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Excited to see how the Atlanta Hawkeyes do this year and whatnot.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the media would have a collective orgasm over a Democrat Not Knowing Sports
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Dr. Sandwich, PhD @drsandwich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hi @marisakabas.bsky.social I found the street where Tom Homan lives
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's a thing in moderate democratic politics where it is considered fundamentally illegitimate to deliver results to your own voters; instead, you must propose a better way to implement your adversaries' entire ideological program
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm not saying that a guy who sprints to the front to defend every rapist and attack every victim is himself a rapist because I have no information upon which to base such a claim. But I would bet a million bucks that this guy would risk his life to keep any of us from seeing his hard drive.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Trump era has really fucked everyone up in profound ways. Turns out electing the physical embodiment of the most demonic things about American society to the Presidency was a mistake
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
The ICE agent who shot Araujo in a Houston is named GREGORY FEATHERS. Make sure everyone knows.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If a sentence in your newscast starts with “President Trump says…” you’re failing your audience.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Enough with the niggers, enough with the jewrats" This important message on X the Everything App has been brought to you by Home Depot, McDonalds and Disney.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Motherfucker, it’s not called income it’s called taxes Americans have paid.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fellow GenXers: remember how often we were bombarded with images of late-period USSR? Old, decrepit men in charge, clinging to an ossified ideology. Political repression, nakedly false propaganda, empty shelves, food shortages, inadequate health care, deep-seated cynicism, crumbling infrastructure
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Ironic Star Wars Moment
Alt: A smirking emperor palpatine says "ironic."
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Final shot of Sunset Blvd paid for by the U.S. Government.
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dear Maine Democrats -- Here's your new commercial. You're welcome.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please share. #Pinks
girlyfeminist girlyfeminist
l've been a SA advocate for decades:
NEVER go to campus resources for a SA. Call a rape care hotline/program (off campus), get a SA advocate (they're free), go to a SART hospital for care (and evidence collection if you choose).
They activate the police. Schools have NO business in this process and will minimize and bury it. It's a criminal matter, not an administrative matter.
Period. No exceptions.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes my bull went rogue in your china shop but I think we can all agree there’s no liability here it’s an agentic being
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s untrue that I don’t know things for cultural cachet. I don’t know things for the love of the game.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*Kash Patel has entered the chat*
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Peter Onyisi @peteronyisi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This may be unfair, but I'm morbidly interested in whether certain Cornell faculty are as worked up about this as they were about the encampments
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, it doesn’t seem like the NYT has given any coverage to the frat gang rape scandal at Cornell. Not as important as Oberlin’s banh mi or Harvard’s eating clubs I guess
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh 6,000 copies sold?
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Washington State Department of Labor and Industries (L&I) @lniwa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fish and Wildlife technicians Jacob Portnoy and Noah Collell were on a routine survey when they found a man who had fallen into a canyon. They provided first aid and blankets. Jacob climbed back up the canyon to call for help. Noah remained with the man until help arrived.
Photo of Jacob PortnoyPhoto of Noah Collell
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
it’s bad, actually, that much of the industry is gatekept by people whose standard for hiring a woman is “are you a Cool Girl who is into weird men doing sex stuff at her all the time?”
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is so cute I can't handle it
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some of them are like "you should call to follow up on your application! go hand it to them in person!" and then some of them are like "if you attempt to speak to me in any way for any reason I will light your resume on fire" and they ALL think their opinion is the obvious, valid one
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 26/09/2026
Uh… this set of posts is weird?
CNBC POST 1: 6 million

CNBC POST 2: Saudi Arabia's crude oil exports have surged this month despite a sharp escalation in fighting with Iran-backed militants, according to data from the trade intelligence firm Kpler.
Riyadh is exporting 6 million barrels per day in September, the highest level since the Iran war began about seven months ago. The kingdom's crude shipments have recovered to the monthly average of 2025.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"meet your new ai agent!" no. fuck you. fuck off. eat bee piss and then the bees. fuck you
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bert: Erniiiiiie! Where's the spark? Ernie: The what, Bert? Bert: The spark! The passion! It was right here... Ernie: Oh! The spark! I used that for my radio. It was out of batteries. Bert: ERNIE!!!!!
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Washington State Department of Labor and Industries (L&I) @lniwa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Workers at the Department of Agriculture Seed Lab in Yakima saw a coworker lose consciousness, fall, hit her head on the floor, and start convulsing. Oliver Hoffman called 911. Alene Clement and Trudy Arndt placed the victim in the recovery position and made sure she was safe.
Photo of Oliver Hoffman smiling.Photo of Alene Clement smiling.Photo of Trudy Arndt smiling.
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Berny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is no psychiatric treatment powerful enough to break the right's collective hallucination about 2020. Like, literally none of this even came close to happening.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The NFL Concussion Protocol: How The League Determines If A Player Can Return To The Game theonion.com/the-nfl-conc...
Step 1:
Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that leaves him motionless for 46 seconds
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[THIRD WAY CONSULTANT CHARGING $500/hour] Here's the list of constituents whose rights you can walk back for up to an increase of 0.25% in the polls [MEDIAN DRIVER] I will kill for whoever promises to bring back the gas prices we had during Woke 1.0
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Chernobyl Odinsdottir @eightpointvalkyrie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven't been near 4Chan in damned near a decade now, and I don't really have a finger on the pulse of the culture over there any more. But from what I can recall, if even /pol/ thinks you've gone too far with blaming minorities, you may need to rethink your strategy.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man Making Fucktons Of Money Off Product Questions Downsides Of Said Product
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