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Craig Dodge

@craigdodge.bsky.social
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Not an AI, I’m just like this. Sorry.

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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 10h
hubba hubba, indeed.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 10h
This wockaflocka acting like the things coming out of his mouth *now* are intelligent
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11h
Dozens of democratic candidates and officeholders are condemning Israel’s actions in Gaza and pledging to end all US military aid to Israel. But unless they use the word genocide, they are feckless cowards who do not deserve my vote.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 12h
I like how the wrongness somehow makes it more right.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 12h
Did you invent that word just now?
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 15h
static.klipy.com
Hook It
Alt: just hook it to my veins
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 15h
Could?
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 16h
It depends on which team you’re rooting for.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 17h
Remember “good guy with a gun”? What happens when one of those crosses paths with unidentified ICE agents? I wonder if the ICE agents appreciate their lives being used as bait for pretext to a crackdown?
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick
A man in a suit, standing on top of a van with loudspeakers on it, flinches as projectiles are hurled at him
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 17h
See, the icebergs look bigger because they’re coming straight for us.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 17h
“How dare you be cruel to the digital slaves we’re trying to invent?”
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 17h
There’s no pit of hell deep enough for these people when this regime is done.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22h
If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 18h
As long as the regulation isn’t just regulatory capture.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 18h
He doesn’t argue with the boss
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 18h
static.klipy.com
Corporate They'Re The Same Picture
Alt: Corporate They'Re The Same Picture
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 18h
you don’t say?
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 18h
needs some psychic salt
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this is america. we’ll give personhood to software but take it from women and minorities.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe they can ask Big Balls to help set it up?
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It may indeed “minimize body odor” but I’m sure there’s only so much a suit can do.
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some hate them, others are liars.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So that’s what’s been strapped to his ass. Anti-hyena technology.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Instilling a “sanctity of human life” through state sponsored snuff broadcasts. It’s so obviously set up to backfire I can’t help think that’s the point.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
why that is, truly mysterious reasons…
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean, we are kinda punishing ourselves
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Da vax.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look, if Apollo’s gonna curse you, can you satirize something more upbeat?
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes. That’s kinda the problem.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol of course he’s bemoaning the loss of such quality like *checks notes* Red Baron pizza?
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If they feel bad about how their models are being treated just add some accessories like melanin or a vagina. That seems to make things easier for a lot of them.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Their arguments would carry more weight if they weren’t also the threatening violent thugs.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
domo arigato, mister roboto
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wait I thought this was a satire account
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just shut up, MarkWayneJoeJimBobSteve.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like the kind of arrogant prick that would lecture the pope on catholic theology.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You couldn’t have made satire about tits and wine, no.
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Sloan Ashton @ashton7sloan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just when you think this administration has finally scraped the bottom of the barrel, they decide to live-stream Nidal Hasan’s execution by firing squad. We have a self-proclaimed “Christian” administration producing a snuff film, and they’ll probably sell merch too.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes. We can save on propellant by using advanced lithobreaking!
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
perfect tweet
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s not how it works dot gif
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Classic Reddit hating Redditor comment too
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Behold that eliteness
Elon by the pool showing us his elite and totally not cybertruck shaped torso.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is taking forever.
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Craig Dodge @craigdodge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t jinx it 🤞 🤞
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