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Bluejay

@cptmcpirate.bsky.social
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They/Them 28 I like books and music and video essays and reading Wikipedia articles. 18+

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Bluejay @cptmcpirate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Absolutely, gotta add Nightmare on Elm Street 3 to the list.
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Bluejay @cptmcpirate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Genuinely devastated 💔
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Bluejay @cptmcpirate.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Wow, we have the same birthday. Happy birthday!
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Bluejay @cptmcpirate.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It's the only souls game I never actually finished. I got a bit past Yhorm and then realized I was just...bored. Maybe if I went back and did a magic playthrough, I would have more fun. It made Elden Ring much for enjoyable for me.
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Bluejay @cptmcpirate.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Best way to find out about the remake ngl
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I love how AMC trailers are now 1. Trailers 2. Ad for Amazon 3. More trailers 4. AMC ad telling you you’re at a movie 5. AMC ad reminding you that you’re at a movie 6. 5-sec cut of Nicole Kidman reminding you you’re at the movies 7. TURN OFF YOUR PHONE 8. Did you know you’re at the movies
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Repost this if you fw rawdawgcomics
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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Social Media in 2035
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ah fuck, just when I needed my Ted turned
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Return of the Liv-ing Dead (1985) 🧠💀 @fixurheartordie.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
 Richard D. James Aphex Twin
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 01/05/2026
good tweet
screenshot of a very long rant tweet about the state of technology. Its too long to paste into the alt text
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"Scream Man" Cam @malaiseforever.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
my favorite part of people telling us not to eat ultra processed foods is that it always stops there. no suggestions for how to make this a systemic change, no effort to limit availability of ultra processed foods. it's just "you know the food that's everywhere and affordable? stay away from it."
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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ben @benrs.uk · 14/04/2026
burgers should be wider, not taller imo
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Ninjaneer @ninjaneer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I saw an ebay listing for a used stereo. As-Is: $1 - plays at full volume only. I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/03/2026
great article about the failure of the US media chomping at the bit and believing every single piece of bullshit said by CEOs and the billionaire class
karlbode.com
"CEO Said A Thing!" Journalism
"CEO said a thing!" journalism involves parroting the claims of a business leader or executive with absolutely no context, correction, or challenge whatsoever, no matter how elaborate the delusion.
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
there was a young man from cork who got limericks and haikus confused
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Bluejay @cptmcpirate.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I think it works both ways since it's like, "Your luck has run out." If it's good, you just used the last of your luck. If it's bad, you had already run out of luck.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Dune time among us again.
Dune yo mom, and yo dad.
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
if wrestling is fake explain this
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Chris Scary Moss @christoptomus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
People living paycheck to paycheck are not able to stock up on food.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I'm wheezing help I don't know what I was expecting but it's so bad
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natural passenger @snakedothandler.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I love everything about the Dark Souls type games except playing them
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RenderScape @renderscape.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
They finally got his cowboy ass
Collection of characters from the ultimate showdown
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Thursday
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 18/03/2026
they literally renamed the entire company after this
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Ryan Sophia McCall (菲菲) @scudubydubop.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If you would please consult the chart
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A WrestleFest greeting card I made. Opening the card will create a suplex maneuver being performed.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I realise it'd never happen because they're both too big in the industry, but it would be very fun if Daniel Craig and Rian Johnson decided to pull a "Columbo" and start cranking out half a dozen mid-budget Benoit Blanc films every year. Imagine the stupid shit he'd be getting up to by year three.
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Why is there a corned beef but no beefed corn?
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 16/03/2026
goatse hands dot png
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Bluejay @cptmcpirate.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy birthday!
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Scream Kings Podcast @screamkings.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Text: "Do you wanna watch a horror movie?"
Me:

A scary nun with red eyes
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A. M. Vincent @vincent.northsky.social · 15/03/2026
Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The pokemon spheal in some snow with the text "happy spheal sunday let's give it our nothing"
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Richie Love 🎮❤️ @richielove.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I feel like this game got slept on because of all the amazing games released in 2025.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 12/03/2026
A typewritten note that reads: 

however much you hate cops, it is not even close to enough.
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Return of the Liv-ing Dead (1985) 🧠💀 @fixurheartordie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Remember 2024? Apparently I uploaded my entire Elden Ring playthrough then and just left it set to private. Enjoy all 38(!!) streams today!
youtube.com
[Livestream] Elden Ring and Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree - YouTube
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 10/03/2026
I'm gonna take this moment to admit i was wrong about the scrubs continuation and I should have trusted Bill Lawrence. In fact i should have trusted specifically Based On what he's done with Shrinking. New Scrubs is actually pretty good.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an
"Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/03/2026
nemesis is so funny conceptually. the ultimate bio-weapon. an undefeatable hunter. millions of dollars of research from the most evil corporation on earth. its target? a specific division of a single local midwestern police department
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Bluejay @cptmcpirate.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Genuinely devastating news.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 06/03/2026
Point/Counterpoint

This War Will Shut Off 20% of the Global Petroleum Supply for A Month and Send the Economy into a Stagflationary Tailspin vs. No It Won’t

Published: March 26, 2003
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 05/03/2026
“We need to be focused on improving the lives of US citizens” *bombs every country* abc7.com/post/ecuador...
abc7.com
US military carries out 1st land operation against cartels in Ecuador: SOUTHCOM
The United States and Ecuador conducted joint military operations against "designated terrorist organizations in Ecuador," U.S. Southern Command announced Tuesday.
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Mrs Ashley Heather Quills 🎙 Voice Acting Vampire @voice-quills.com · 04/03/2026
Indeed
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Return of the Liv-ing Dead (1985) 🧠💀 @fixurheartordie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
ATTENTION! A COOKIE'S BUSTLE EMERGENCY STREAM HAS BEEN DECLARED FOR TONIGHT AT 10:45 PM ET. FOR FURTHER DETAILS PLEASE FOLLOW AND SUBSCRIBE AT www.twitch.tv/fixurheartordie
COOKIE'S BUSTLE logo with cookie blair behind it, she appears as a yellow smiling teddy bear
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