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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 10h

A benevolent dictator will inevitably be overthrown by a malevolent dictator

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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I connected to a new WiFi and Bluesky can't display images using it (the embed on Discord works perfectly though)

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A year ago today, we got a call from the movie theatre chain we were working with saying they could no longer release Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because Charlie Kirk got shot. Our reaction was at first "???" Then we decided to release it in 50+ indie theatres nationwide instead. Worked out!

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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026

DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--

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Jean Caden 🗡️ Art @johncaden64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Can’t wait to play #metroid Girl Dinner

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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

[metroid] ravenous scribbles

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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

what a curious day to put these on sale

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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

"Samus's encounters with several parasitic alien organisms has left us to wonder just how much is left of the human. We can only hope the Samus entity remains on our side." #metroid

A mutated version of Samus Aran, where her face and suit is seemingly merging with a Metroid parasite.

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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

My dogs, are, hongrayyy

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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Secretly Jewish person who pretends to be non-Jewish in public, call that Goymoding

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.

Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.

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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Discovering a new type of guy

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I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.
He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"
Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem.
They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."

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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Came to the realization that after enough Splatoon games and DLCs there'll be an Agent 67 and then Agent 69

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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

commuting by helicopter is maybe the last thing i’d do as an NBA player

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Partially Frequent Pikmin Facts @pikmin-facts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The Gatling Groink’s Japanese name is “タマコキン” or “Tama Ko Kin”, this is possibly a play on “きんたま” or “Kintama” which literally means ‘gold ball’ but is also slang for testicles. This joke was even kept in translation, as its English name just adds a K to the end of Groin, referencing the same area.

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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/07/2026

Lest there be any doubt.

Gray catio against a window, with a window box full of blue and purple flowers in the forefront. Inside the catio lounges a gray tabby, and on the top right corner is a sign that reads “Monty’s Catio.”

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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"Injecting Hyena bile into your inner ear does not cure Athlete's Foot" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that Hyena bile inner ear injections cure Athlete's Foot

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Uni’s dad is cream, and his mom is orange and white… yet Uni was born black and white. No one else in the family has his black-and-white coat or his :3 face either. He was an only kitten too. Uni really is a miracle cat!

A black-and-white cat looking at the camera

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Me and my friends would've killed this thing with hammers I can tell you that much.

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026

i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

President Obama once delivered a speech in an open field for four hours during a thunderstorm while leaning against a very tall, pointy metal pole. President Trump should do the same, but for six hours, to demonstrate his strength.

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 02/07/2026

Listen. I spent more than a decade as a theatrical technician, rigging stages, hanging lights, flying scenery, etc. The number of times I have dropped anything on a stage with performers on it is zero. The number of times I’ve dropped something that might’ve killed someone is zero. This is major.

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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 22/06/2026

Last time I was at the store with my parents, we were looking at novelty socks and my mom picked these up and said quietly, "Undertale?"

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ceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Saw someone reply to a post that had an "AI generated" watermark saying "we need legislation to label these" and when I pointed out that it *is* labeled, they said it must have been added and that you can "delete and repost" on bluesky to edit skeets while preserving all interactions?????

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Ah, good, this seems to be under control then.

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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

"There's no building that's 2,500 feet tall" There is, in fact, a building that's 2,722 feet tall actually. It's quite famous but it's not in the US so he doesn't know about it

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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 09/06/2026

He's so close to getting it

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Stop texting my wife!

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Ryan Paige @ryanpaige.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I guess all those people who said they were leaving New York if Mamdani was elected were responsible for a lot of crime on the city.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 05/06/2026

NYT headline when the economy added 266,000 jobs under Biden vs. NYT headline when BLS says the economy added 172,000 jobs under Trump.

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Partially Frequent Pikmin Facts @pikmin-facts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Buriko is an unused enemy in Pikmin 3. Its name is the same as the Swarming Sheargrub but has the pallet of a Male Sheargrub, it’s possible that it is an early version or a scrapped redesign of either creature respectively. When it approaches a Bulborb it ignores gravity and starts floating.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I'm sorry is this show called Poo Force One?

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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Welp there’s no unseeing this

Colorful play gym for infants featuring foxes and bunnies, two criss-crossing archs stand over a square mat

UFC cage being built on the White House launch, criss-crossing arches strongly resembling the baby play gym

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 01/06/2026

Vision really looking like shit these days

Paul Bethany as the burgundy android super hero

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Nanny state overreach.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Yeah we gotta regulate this shit immediately.

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Eric Adler @ericadler.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Ah, finally people are learning that "one prompt" entered means several dozen "sub-prompts" just to parse their prompt into a proper "question" (set of vectors) for the LLM. Then several dozen MORE sub-prompts to convert the result into human-readable text.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Republicans say James Talarico ordered a vegan taco. Democrats say that it wasn't vegan because it had both egg and cheese—doubling down on the cultural elitism that has cost them so dearly in recent elections.

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Big Yellow @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

better look at my gay little lego spider thing I wore yesterday

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

You should definitely click the link, because there is a picture of tortoises fucking in there.

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TopatoCo @topa.to · 28/05/2026

Oh Hey!! It's @stupidtwink.bsky.social 's birthday!!! ^_^ 🎉 Let us celebrate by reading ten million Stupid Twink Comics and by slapping the "Weed That Makes You Gay" sticker on every visible surface we can!!!!!! Yippee!!!!!!! 🥳 🌱 stupidtwink.thecomicseries.com | Topa.to/stupidtwink 🌱

A digital illustration of Stupid Twink Comic's Brie wearing a party hat and speaking to her characters. The text says, "Happy birthday Brie :)", "Oh, thanks!" "holy crap is that Fluttershy". A flying pegasus that MAY OR MAY NOT BE Fluttershy flies next to Brie.

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Run! Uni is here!

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