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Cow Cat

@cowcat7.bsky.social
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Formerly known as Fluid Lander You call me Cow Cat, or Fluid, or Cloud of Miasma, or whatever really She/Her

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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We should rename Christopher Columbus day to Al Capone day Capone was probably a better person
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A benevolent dictator will inevitably be overthrown by a malevolent dictator
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/09/2026
bisexical.
bunlith looking very disheveled and blushy in front of a bisexual flag
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You alt text says "walking into the US this morning"
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I connected to a new WiFi and Bluesky can't display images using it (the embed on Discord works perfectly though)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A year ago today, we got a call from the movie theatre chain we were working with saying they could no longer release Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because Charlie Kirk got shot. Our reaction was at first "???" Then we decided to release it in 50+ indie theatres nationwide instead. Worked out!
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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can't "ban" gerrymandering, if you did then you wouldn't be able to draw congressional maps The best you can do is make an algorithm/equation for a computer to make them or somehow find a neutral party to draw the maps
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Jean Caden 🗡️ Art @johncaden64.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can’t wait to play #metroid Girl Dinner
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[metroid] ravenous scribbles
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wonder if there's a Mr URK mod
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
"Samus's encounters with several parasitic alien organisms has left us to wonder just how much is left of the human. We can only hope the Samus entity remains on our side." #metroid
A mutated version of Samus Aran, where her face and suit is seemingly merging with a Metroid parasite.
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My dogs, are, hongrayyy
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Secretly Jewish person who pretends to be non-Jewish in public, call that Goymoding
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The cats graciously put on a magic show for us last night. I figured out how they did most of the tricks, but I didn’t say anything, because that would have been rude.
Two cats on a platformed tower. One is on the lower level, head hidden behind the middle section. The second is on the top tier with only their head showing.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Discovering a new type of guy
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I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.
He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"
Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem.
They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Never too old to make bad jokes
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Came to the realization that after enough Splatoon games and DLCs there'll be an Agent 67 and then Agent 69
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Chacho!
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This is the man that Democrats want to be our president
The statue of Barack Obama in Obama, Japan
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I skimmed through the article and the author thinks that Mamdani's goal is just to interfere with the free market (without explaining why he would want that) I think they also don't know how tax brackets work
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/08/2026
Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Probably by doing it
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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
commuting by helicopter is maybe the last thing i’d do as an NBA player
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Woah an actual journalist
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Partially Frequent Pikmin Facts @pikmin-facts.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Gatling Groink’s Japanese name is “タマコキン” or “Tama Ko Kin”, this is possibly a play on “きんたま” or “Kintama” which literally means ‘gold ball’ but is also slang for testicles. This joke was even kept in translation, as its English name just adds a K to the end of Groin, referencing the same area.
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What happens when people deliberately open the waste is irrelevant
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I was just explaining why there are warning signs, we were originally talking about ground poisoning
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The reason we have warning signs for future civilizations is so people don't go dig up and open the waste
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Storage of nuclear waste does nothing to the ground. It's basically a rock that emits a little bit of radiation for a long time (nuclear waste is also usually stored on reactor sites)
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 25/07/2026
Lest there be any doubt.
Gray catio against a window, with a window box full of blue and purple flowers in the forefront. Inside the catio lounges a gray tabby, and on the top right corner is a sign that reads “Monty’s Catio.”
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I can't find any source to that screenshot, I think it's fake
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
youtu.be/CxAPNWYyMd8
youtu.be
evil and insane
YouTube video by quagmire toilet gaming
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah because it's insulting to compare mentally impaired people to him (insulting to the mentally impaired people)
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Injecting Hyena bile into your inner ear does not cure Athlete's Foot" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that Hyena bile inner ear injections cure Athlete's Foot
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Uni’s dad is cream, and his mom is orange and white… yet Uni was born black and white. No one else in the family has his black-and-white coat or his :3 face either. He was an only kitten too. Uni really is a miracle cat!
A black-and-white cat looking at the camera
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Secretly was with the person who became the Sage
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Me and my friends would've killed this thing with hammers I can tell you that much.
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Man our fighter planes keep coming back with holes in their wings. Surely we should put more armor on the wings of our planes
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Woah
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Misquote
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
President Obama once delivered a speech in an open field for four hours during a thunderstorm while leaning against a very tall, pointy metal pole. President Trump should do the same, but for six hours, to demonstrate his strength.
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I have not once in my life heard of "Buc-ee's"
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just seems to be a Facebook post
A screenshot of Nikki Haley's Facebook post on Feb 18, 2015 urging SC residents to lower their thermostats during cold weather to avoid power outages.
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 02/07/2026
Listen. I spent more than a decade as a theatrical technician, rigging stages, hanging lights, flying scenery, etc. The number of times I have dropped anything on a stage with performers on it is zero. The number of times I’ve dropped something that might’ve killed someone is zero. This is major.
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Cow Cat @cowcat7.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
How do you tweet an energy conservation message on Facebook??????????
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