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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Americans act like tipping is the law
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass theonion.com/white-house-downplays-…
White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass
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Luke Baker @spacemacchiato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Been recoloring some recent drawings
Big blue biomechanical dude with a big head and a big sword. Titled “executioner”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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Yugo Limbo @yugsly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Endacopia is so funny. They sent that little thing to hell for no reason
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Deeply @thxdeeply.com · 04/10/2026
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Im so tired of waking up
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am now apprently polyphobic
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
heh.. the technically award winning photographer
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Guess who got this Guess who did that I know its you, you absolute fucking animal
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9/11
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Im so tired of hoping things get better
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Something is wrong with the ko-fi link/page at the moment and many of you Sweet people have asked for an alternate method to help out if you’d like to. So I’m linking my Venmo. I love you guys.
Venmo QR code
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Luke Baker @spacemacchiato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All Colors Sam/The Sandown Clown
A funky colorful and biomechanical interpretation of the famous “Sandown clown” cryptid sighting
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got fired cause I wasnt fast enough for 2 drunks cutting bricks
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's NOT safe to turn off your computer.
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
1877 kids for kars
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A small child with a bowl cut offers his horse, Applejacks, a carrot. The boy shares the good news that his father has pointed out that he and the horse have a similar haircut. "Pa says we got the same cut, Applejacks." I think we can all agree that father is correct.
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ĺ̴͖̩͙͔̤̗͕̘Ǎ̷̯̻̜͍͑͊̀̓̐̈̄̋̄ͅV̷͎̯̙́E̷̻̮̝̪̣̥͊͂̊͊͗̇̈́́ͅN̷͖̯̐̂̃̋D̵̘̅́̀E̷̙͙͓̤͇̔͆R̷̨̡̝̆͆̈́̈̓͜͜͝͠
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
filling me softly with his schlong
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
queen of hearts 💔
a stylized 3d render of dolly parton playing the banjo. the queen herself.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/08/2026
nathan cofnas, the man who got jason arday killed, is an explicit white nationalist and race realist who has been cited endlessly in aporia, a propaganda network funded by the human diversity fund, rebranded from the pioneer fund started in the 1930s as an explicit nazi project
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@emceekayvee.bsky.social I lived your smoking hot businesswoman
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I lived bitch
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It gets really boring waiting in hospital
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
100%’d resident evil code: veronica. this might genuinely be the most evil 100% in the entire franchise. what the fuck
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Centrism is when you think immigrant children should be shot in the head
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Pro lifers love a dead kid
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Its genuinely weird to see people absolutely desperate to open fire on immigrants as if that'll stop their wives divorcing them
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Wave Race 64 @waverace64official.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This game looks fuckin’ weird, man 💦
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
there is no bakery on Maple Street
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PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
aussieanimals.com/people/opini... tl;dr the AI said that genome therapy could be an option, he contacted actual scientists at an actual lab, who made an actual mrna treatment for the dog (without chatgpt) and it showed positive signs but did not fully cure the cancer
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AI Dog Cancer Cure Headlines Got the Story Wrong
The viral story of a man using AI to cure his dog's cancer wasn't what it seemed. The real hero was genomic science and expert researchers at UNSW Sydney.
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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𝙹*𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝙼𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎 🍏 @artmyoldfriend.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ukrainian artist Maria Golub
Ukrainian artist Maria Golub
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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026
logging into bluesky
chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!
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