iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 15h

YOU - I walked the land telling whores and liars of the End to come. There are 9,855 days remaining.

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 16h

day 2 of adhd meds. yesterday I found myself tapping my foot excessively and it turns out surprise! caffeine (my post-lunch club mate) does not go well with adhd meds... today I realised I was tapping my foot excessively and wondered why and then saw the bottle of club mate in my hand.

020

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

9785573245

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ever noticed that in the title of death cab for cutie's 2nd album we have the facts and we're voting yes, it never specifies if the facts support the vote? for all we know, the facts could unequivocally support a no vote and they're ignoring them

000

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

211255327

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

450211275

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

also I find the difference in how TV programme sponsorship ads work in the UK and NL quite fascinating in the UK: "<some product> is proud to sponsor <tv show>" in NL: "<tv show> was minimally made possible by <some product>"

010

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

so I'm watching the food channel and there's Gino on a roadtrip through Italy. He was making a ragu with some local wine for some reason, the background music was *pumped up kicks*???

120

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is one of my favorite comics we've made. Cats will be cats.

1) Waitress: Here is your Coke.
2) Cat, pushing coke to the edge of the table: Thank you so much.
3) Cat, looking down at coke he knocked onto the floor.
4) Cat: I believe the menu mentioned free refills.

529136

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

RemPhase (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) 🔞 @remphase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

4845381110

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026

boy, have I got a treat for Mastodon: an expert in historic Middle Eastern music has made a dramatic performance of Complaint to Ea-Nasir www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFCYKhuDZN0

2431

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Everyone memes "shrimp is bugs", but the truth: BUGS IS SHRIMP Insects are WITHIN the crustaceans, and closely related to remipedes, branchiopods (brine shrimp, shield shrimp, fairy shrimp), and cephalocarids (horseshoe shrimp!) All are more closely related to insects than to crabs and lobsters!

A phylogenetic chart of the arthropods, showing hexapoda (which includes insects as well as three groups of obscure soil arthropods) firmly embedded within crustacea, with close relatives in the remipedes, cephalocarids, and branchiopods. The chart places copepods within malacostraca, but more recent phylogenies have them closer to insects. and branchiopods.

37616

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

on top of EVERYTHING ELSE GOING ON, U2 feeling a need to release a new album is a massive fucking kick in the teeth

000

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

going to start asking anyone in a meeting with me if they plan to hospitalise me

1122

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

TJ McIntyre @tjmcintyre.com · 24/09/2026

Muse has just dumped its entire filesystem, and the instructions include "keep a page for every person in the user's life" with "the nature of the user's relationship with this person: how close they are, what it is built on, how they act with each other, and what it seems to need right now."

neuromatch.social

jonny (nonvenomous) (@jonny@neuromatch.social)

Attached: 4 images muse's "self improvement" prompt's second point after basic memory maintenance is an instruction to, every hour, maintain a page per person that you know, and a group page for ever...

38441

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the downside of cooking a large slab of roast beef is now when I raid the fridge to snack, I go hack off a chunk of beef and eat that

000

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 24/09/2026

i think one big factor (among many) as to why AI has had such a foothold in coding spaces is because the majority of people dont consider programming to be art

1253542822

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 24/09/2026

This is just fucking stupid Bluesky come the fuck on

0252

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I loved tamagotchis as a kid but I always found it limiting that they never mentioned the ongoing white genocide in south africa or suggested I should walk to the car wash

020

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm sorry but "we found a DNA sequence superficially resembling the one coding for CRISPR" is not actually a big discovery There are, like, millions of sequenced but uncharacterized enzymes out there

911823

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

ME: i just feel like you're always bringing your work home with you GUARD WHO TELLS ONLY LIES: no I'm not

19423

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it is incredibly fucked up that the UK government and police consider it a much worse crime to wear a t-shirt or wave a placard with 'palestine action' on it than to block ports and attack lifeboats

172589445

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ralph Wiggum explaining he saw the baby looking at him to his bleary parent

228949

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

me arriving calmly from my escalator with a sense of purpose:

031

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 17/09/2026

As someone in Northern Ireland, it's been sitting uncomfortably the amount of lefties saying Britain has never gone fascist before when most of you have no clue what they did here. Give it different names if you want.

211056200

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bluesky hired a head of communications six months ago and still has staff popping onto their official personal profiles, with their faces and everything, to say "Thanks for asking... Yes! Here, you can wish out loud for every trans person to die! That, specifically, isn't against our rules."

101913470

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

nos.nl/artikel/2631... ("farmer activists possibly responsible for sabotage on the track") well well well, would you look at that. it probably wasn't russia all along! surprising absolutely nobody with a brain.

nos.nl

Boerenactivisten mogelijk verantwoordelijk voor sabotage op het spoor

Bronnen melden aan de NOS dat boerenactivisten en hun sympathisanten betrokken lijken te zijn bij de verstoringen op het spoor. Die waren er op 35 plekken in het land.

000

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

via a coworker

the meme where someone protects a sleeping person from knives and bombs but instructions it’s ed sheeran standing by while a sleeping child gets bombarded by knives and grenades

47717

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Sandy Nelson @buckeejit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran has pulled out of his tour, triggering a by-election

7769151

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Be Sharps have withdrawn as a support act for Ed Sheeran's tour.

012835

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

not now displacer kitten, daddy is being exiled and returned to the battlefield under its owners control

150

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 15/09/2026

muppet vore is just generally an unresolved and possibly undecidable problem, because of course you just run into topological limitations w/r/t what you do with the hand inside the muppet.

2397

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 15/09/2026

blues: we are going to move right on trans issues because we have judged the votes of trans voters to be worthless some trans ppl: because our votes are worthless, we will not vote blues: what the fuck? you better provide your worthless votes or we all get screwed

262770634

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

can't wait for it to turn out the rail sabotages were all actually done by farmers and people to still claim that clearly it was russia

000

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

132355345

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

actual shower thought: how come we have "world-leading surgeons"? surely the entire point of a surgeon is that they are all skilled? "world-leading" makes sense for creative pursuits. it even makes sense for not necessarily creative pursuits but ones that involve a degree of creativity

111

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Me: OK, BRAIN, WE ONLY HAVE AN HOUR TO WORK ON THIS PERSONAL PROJECT.

My brain: Y'KNOW WHO I BET HAS AN INTERESTING WIKIPEDIA PAGE?
BUN E. CARLOS FROM
CHEAP TRICK.

363363524

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

had a dream about a new Tom Scott video it went something like: I am at the M25 motorway as part of my new series where I go to every county in the country. I've chained myself to the M25. I am going to turn myself into a fine red mist as I am repeatedly smashed into by trucks

040

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

lemony snicket's we hebben een serieus probleem

010

Reposted by PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

7894112278

PPK, the Kwisatz Haskellach, Monad'Dib @ppkfs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You're laughing. We are carrying the flame and you're laughing.

1142