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shadowburger @azemet.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
they endear me
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 18h
Ah hello! Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening?
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 20h
*Photo of a Rick and Morty bong phylactery* Damn lich you live like this?
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 21h
FIND DRACULA AND SUCK HIS COCK
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15/10/2026
What's up,
Jar of "dill wholes"
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Every Shane Gillis stand up routine is im fat, women are bitches and something about people with downes syndrome
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What a fucking loser
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
was this worth the water?
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ah yes the Pyrocynical update
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you used to say that WHILE you strangled me :/
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you and taxes
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i miss us
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
GET HER
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wes @funnywes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Americans act like tipping is the law
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass theonion.com/white-house-downplays-…
White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
me sober and me drunk call that a 2 state solution
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hope youre next on the wall dude <3
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
and you took it?
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Did you see the PNG dog again?
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
does she need them or purely cosmetic
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
asmon would call this woke
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
thats not a no
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*in her
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
anyway nudes on patreon
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You get sent to the breastmilk fridge
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Luke Baker @spacemacchiato.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Been recoloring some recent drawings
Big blue biomechanical dude with a big head and a big sword. Titled “executioner”
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
buffered and everything
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They took the whole star wars line of "no ones ever REALLY gone" to heart and made it so every death that had some kind of meaning in the story didn't matter
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I never once got a job from using LinkedIn its such a dogshit platform
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my lord....consider your cortisol levels...
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
GET OFF THE TABLE ITS MY SHOT
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
now draw them experiencing kidney failure
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

A pack of witches dance around a fire circle summoning a massive demon in the flames. One of our witches is down though, reader. She lets her sisters know that she won’t be continuing the circle. “Gotta sit this one out, sisters,” she says. “Rolled my ankle.” 
 
I played around with adding a lot of detail to this scene (more shadows, trees in the background, etc.) I think the simpler version works but I’m not sure how I feel about the fire demon drawing. I think I like it. Was having trouble getting the composition of the scene set up with a text bubble in the bottom right. I do like the purple against the black dresses and little boots.
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Thats Bait: Man in Car with Women
ALT: Thats Bait: Man in Car with Women
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you now in your Golden Girls era
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Yugo Limbo @yugsly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Endacopia is so funny. They sent that little thing to hell for no reason
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Deeply @thxdeeply.com · 04/10/2026
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
for just 2 dollars a month, you can give an oomfie the love it deserves
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
your back must be killin you
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
damn that sounds lackluster for a 2026 AAA
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
like a LISA fight
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Dance for me you fucking monkey i cant afford a game"
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PULL UP. MISSLE. MISSLE. MISSLE. PULL UP. THEY DRAGGING YOU ON TWITTER. PULL UP. MISSLE.
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ol Slippery Elmer
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Burlap lingerie
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Throckmortoⁿ° ✅️ @cousinthrokmorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes we may have put the world at risk and spent more than most countries can afford but we got a lot of political memes out of it
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