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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

At that point in the cycle of viral cold type disease that I would like to ride a heron into Sketchleys.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

C'mon lads.... We want polls and we want to turn off people's reposts.

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William Butler Yeets @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026

i need to know what happened

sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is a wonderful game. Ethereal, comforting, good-natured, and magical. Lynchian. Perfect as the night's draw in.

A screenshot from the entry on Steam gaming platform for Creature Kitchen. There is a picture of a raccoon eating a jam sandwich in a dimly lit wooden building, its eyes are lit by the reflection from a torch. It says 'A creepy-cosy simulator where you befriend local wildlife and feed them their favourite snacks! With a strange house to search and forest to explore, the witching hour has only begun.'

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Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The middle East right now !

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

This week, Mr Pip has barked at Shallow tanks of water Light sabres Wet knees Bridal paths Bill Oddy Kagools Semaphore Chipmunks Triple word scores Frangipane Emmanuel Macron Crumpets Lanolin Trampolines The Messerschmitt Me 262 Blood on snow Slipknot and Teddington.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

So can you turn off reposts yet? Do they have polls yet? Does the algorithm make sense yet? How many years will it take Bluesky to replace twitter? I mean it's been a while.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Twitter's down then bluesky is down then twitter's down then

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Farage thugs manhandle man with pacemaker after he objects to the Reform leader's chauffeur parking in disabled bay that he needs to use. Lovely People. www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

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Moment Nigel Farage henchmen manhandle disabled OAP in parking row

Henchmen working for the divisive Reform leader were seen on camera manhandling a retired engineer who was trying to park in a disabled spot to drop off his wife in Shetland

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Dickwith2dogs @dick777.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Fucking love this guy ! 😍

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I'm not sure that making an intelligent rebuttal and then screenshotting because you have your reposts inactivated is exactly "talking bollox". You don't want to engage in debate and that's fine. I come from a debating background so no wonder you disappeared at the first sign of defeat on your part.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

This is why the left are struggling. There are still so many that think that leaving Twitter was a winning move. Yet it's exactly what Musk wanted and they gave it to him. The man that sold Twitter to Musk thus putting Trump in power and destroying the planet is now sitting on his arse.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Haven't heard this for decades. I think it must have been on the Good Morning Vietnam soundtrack. Amazing song. And so relevant right now.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Is this because Windows 11 is a binfire?

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

If they live in dubai they should stay and fight for their country.

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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Paid $70m two months ago for a villa in the Emirates hills You'd need to have a heart of stone not to piss yourself laughing

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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

By-election Soundbite Cliches Political Earthquake Volcano of Despair Deflated Buttocks Shampoo of Doubt Pigeon-wrangler Where’s my Edam? Shaving the Hamster

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

i barked at the village idiots and they worshiped me like a dog

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

every time I eat soup I unlock a new area of my brain previously reserved for ancient knowledge

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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Just remember, death is more scared of you than you are of it.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

People that need a clip round the ear today: Evernote Inc for replying using AI Facebook for banning the Daily Mash Any and all Reformed Meat Voters

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Hippolyta Loudbasket (she/her) @loudbasket.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Yeah, this is because I bought a 500g tub of Lurpak in October.

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Mrs MoonCakes. @helsmels.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I dunno, if that utter Pondlife, Ratcliffe… paid his rather large tax bill… maybe we could use it to train nurses.. doctors… we wouldn’t need to rely on skilled immigrants , to prop up our NHS. What a selfish tax dodging man.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Don't allow things to normalise. Don't accept the BBC platforming a party with a 1980s national front manifesto. Don't accept a drug-addled billionaire controlling political propaganda. Don't accept a Labour government doing nothing in a historical crisis. Reset your standards.

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

NEW TAIPEI yellow5.com/pokey

A NEW FRIEND APPROACHES POKEY!! HE SAYS: HELLO

POKEY REPLIES: I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!! WELCOME TO THE ARCTIC CIRCLE

POKEY'S NEW FRIEND REPLIES: HELLO POKEY!! I'M RICH

AND CONTINUES: I AM GOING TO OWN EVERYTHING

POKEY RESPONDS: I SEE

THEN, THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS: POKEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT MAN???

POKEY EXPLAINS, AS THE MAN IS ENCASED IN A BLOCK OF ICE: I HAVE ENCASED HIM

THEN HE CONTINUES: COME, SMALL CHILD

SHE ASKS: WHERE ARE WE GOING???

THEY DRIFT LAZILY ACROSS THE WATERS, FLOATING ON THE ENCASED RICH MAN

THE SMALL CHILD EXCLAIMS: THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME TO NEW TAIPEI!!

POKEY ASKS: DID YOU BRING YOUR BAG OF POTATO CHIPS???

SHE SAYS: I DID

HE REPLIES: YOU'LL NEED THOSE LATER

SHE THEN ASKS: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THAT MAN???

HE TELLS HER: DO NOT WORRY!! HE IS MEETING THE DARK INTERCESSOR NOW

THEY EXPLORE THE ICE AND THE SMALL CHILD STATES: THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN NEW TAIPEI!!!!

POKEY THEN TEACHES A LESSON!! THE LESSON IS: WHEN WE GET TIRED, WE CAN USE OUR BAG OF SNACKS AS THE PILLOW!!

SHE SAYS: OK!!!

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Jim Acosta @jimacosta.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I AM SENDING YOU A CLASSIFIED LETTER!! IT READS: HOORAY!!!

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

the sea only exists because fish cry a lot

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

5 jobs I've had but ONE of them is a lie Medical lab specimen sorter Binman Research Scientist Engineer quality control Psychotherapist

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Hey Americans, You need to go back to the very beginning in 2016 when Trump started doing the most basic anti democratic stuff and start there. Go back to when it started shifting and unshift it. Set the standard back to Obama and demand nothing less.

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Mrs MoonCakes. @helsmels.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

#Mapster #119 Score: 🫟 302 - Abstract Art Prize Apparently my Vatican City looks like a potato. Can you do better? mapster.teuteuf.fr Ahh, well, tbf, hardly surprising.

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Mapster | Draw Country Maps - Daily Geography Game

Think you can draw the world from memory? Each day, sketch the outline of a new country and see how close you get!

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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Thread.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Me in 2008 finding out what life is like in 2025 versus me finding out I still have biscuits in the cupboard.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Sunday. Sondag Dimanche Whatever. It should always be the day of rest and not the day of removing mold, washing clothes, reorganising cupboards. On the plus side there is a free dinner later out there somewhere.

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Count Jim Moriarty @countmoriarty.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Everything is worse for it. Not just Christmas.

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